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Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Minx, have you ever received my email?

Just found it it had escaped to junk mail:crazy: You look beautiful and really happy :) That's brightened up my morning thanks babe:thumb:

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Minx wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Minx, have you ever received my email?

Just found it it had escaped to junk mail:crazy: You look beautiful and really happy :) That's brightened up my morning thanks babe:thumb:

She better not be sneaking wedding photies to you Minx, or I'll fall out with both of you. I didn;t even make her top ten noolers :cry:

I miss my foreign fuckwitt mate, I seen more of her when she was in feckin Belgrade :lol:

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Ron, tht Shed needs doors :)

but the lawnmower's already bolted

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Here is your Christmas movie!!!

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Doctor? wrote:

Minx wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Minx, have you ever received my email?

Just found it it had escaped to junk mail:crazy: You look beautiful and really happy :) That's brightened up my morning thanks babe:thumb:

She better not be sneaking wedding photies to you Minx, or I'll fall out with both of you. I didn;t even make her top ten noolers :cry:

I miss my foreign fuckwitt mate, I seen more of her when she was in feckin Belgrade :lol:

Would you belive it was pics of her visiting Tesco???:shrug: I'm sure there is enough love to go round to all of us...just one reason why I didn't do a top ten I need at least a top fifteen if not twenty.

Hugs just for you Doc:)

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Wouldn't mind finding one of those in my stocking Jeff:nod:

preferably a brunette!

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Doctor? wrote:

I didn;t even make her top ten noolers :cry:

Aww :(

But would you believe the moment I finished it I knew I'd accidentally forgotten some of you silly sods: Doc, Snorri, Monty, Banshee... And the real reason I put Boaty on the bottom (was it?) of that list is only cause I was kissing his arse :evil4:

BOATY'S A COCK! :laugh:

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Doctor? wrote: Aye, he's no stranger to bottoms our boaty :thumb:

ahahahaha

true that :crazy:

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tell me to go to shed if i start posting again in acouple of hours. I didn't make Maya's list at all. :cry:

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Wow, looks like that Shed is having a Conservatory built - ACE !

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

I didn;t even make her top ten noolers :cry:

Aww :(

But would you believe the moment I finished it I knew I'd accidentally forgotten some of you silly sods: Doc, Snorri, Monty, Banshee... And the real reason I put Boaty on the bottom (was it?) of that list is only cause I was kissing his arse :evil4:

BOATY'S A COCK! :laugh:

:mad4:

I do have feelings y'know!

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Just another little something for the shed...

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Wow, looks like that Shed is having a Conservatory built - ACE !

that is an old piggery. lol

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alright...time to go out and have some fun...

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I still have a few shed pix. You lot must be sick of them now.

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Time for some Heino, perhaps?

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Or the best of both worlds: Heino and shed!

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FFS

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is there no late shed nightclubs ?

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Was it music you wanted?

Oh, look... Burt's in the audience!

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I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow. :(

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NOOLigan wrote: I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow. :(

You beauty - I have a flexi tomorrow!!

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Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow. :(

You beauty - I have a flexi tomorrow!!

Lucky you. My last day is Thursday. Then it is hols. :)

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Well, you're luckier than me then. I only have the normal public holidays off as our office doesn't close. Some fuckers have to work 'cause people don't stop having babies and carking it!!

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