Portaloo
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'Sunshine' Valley Music Junkie wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: What a shitty thread this has turded into.
Fookin' hell. That was bad...
you just 'logged in'?
Burt Reynolds wrote:
'Sunshine' Valley Music Junkie wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: What a shitty thread this has turded into.
you just 'logged in'?
:p You brat.
What I meant to say was that what Ron said was basically a pretty bad joke.
This is ROCKET MICK posting from his toilet having gone WIRELESS at last.Bloody hell FRIDAY night was a DISASTER!
But nice to meet up with ALEX,ALLY,NICK,JULIE,ROSIE,LIAM,LEGGY D,WINO,ANDREW and DIGGY MIKE.Pity i missed my last train home due to taking a WRONG TURN.And i suffered all day LONG yesterday.Can't DRINK anymore but the food was good.Went too quickly and sorry i missed MONTY ,BANSHEMAN and COLIN.Was AL about?I know he was going to BURNLEY SATURDAY!Cheers anyhow.
And a special mention to MISSY JEM and her friend.:D Thanks for the raspberry 
ROCKET MICK wrote: This is ROCKET MICK posting from his toilet having gone WIRELESS at last.
portapooposter. 
ROCKET MICK wrote: This is ROCKET MICK posting from his toilet having gone WIRELESS at last.Bloody hell FRIDAY night was a DISASTER!
Hi ya Mick. Really good to see you Friday. I've sort of just recovered but also just opened (another) bottle of wine. Off work tomorrow so feel obliged to have a hang over in the morning. I suppose the toilet is a good place to be if you are expecting to have a hang over!!!???
ROCKET MICK wrote: This is ROCKET MICK posting from his toilet having gone WIRELESS at last.Bloody hell FRIDAY night was a DISASTER!
Ah I was gutted then, I thought you'd forgotten me, then I saw the last bit 
Missy Jem wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: This is ROCKET MICK posting from his toilet having gone WIRELESS at last.Bloody hell FRIDAY night was a DISASTER!
Ah I was gutted then, I thought you'd forgotten me, then I saw the last bit
Whats this Rasberry business then? - must have missed that!
MORNING ALL.I just can't hack drinking anymore although the 6 becks and two pints in the last hour sunday kinda made up for me MISSING IN ACTION Saturday night.Good to meet everyone on FRIDAY but am getting a bit OLD for these long night drinking clubs(see DIGGY MIKE for details).
BONNIE TYLER was LOST IN FRANCE.
ME-i can't even find my way around MANCHESTER.
I need a GOOD GUIDE not a girl guide!
Rosie wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: This is ROCKET MICK posting from his toilet having gone WIRELESS at last.Bloody hell FRIDAY night was a DISASTER!
Ah I was gutted then, I thought you'd forgotten me, then I saw the last bit
Whats this Rasberry business then? - must have missed that!
Rocket gets confused,its an age thing! He meant Gooseberry!
Steve One wrote:
Rosie wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: This is ROCKET MICK posting from his toilet having gone WIRELESS at last.Bloody hell FRIDAY night was a DISASTER!
Ah I was gutted then, I thought you'd forgotten me, then I saw the last bit
Whats this Rasberry business then? - must have missed that!
Rocket gets confused,its an age thing! He meant Gooseberry!
YOU'RE NICKed BERRY
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Steve One wrote:
Rosie wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: This is ROCKET MICK posting from his toilet having gone WIRELESS at last.Bloody hell FRIDAY night was a DISASTER!
Ah I was gutted then, I thought you'd forgotten me, then I saw the last bit
Whats this Rasberry business then? - must have missed that!
Rocket gets confused,its an age thing! He meant Gooseberry!
YOU'RE NICKed BERRY
Fookin Ell. I think I'll stay in the shed or loo today. I tells ya it aint safe out at BCD. Who would have thunk this would turn out to be the sane side.
(Just kidding about not posting in BCD.) :D
NOOLigan wrote: Fookin Ell. I think I'll stay in the shed or loo today. I tells ya it aint safe out at BCD. Who would have thunk this would turn out to be the sane side.
(Just kidding about not posting in BCD.) :D
morning campers and evening RON.WIRELESS MICK here!Just about to go to the GYM!Gosh whatever happened to the OLD Rocket Mick?Well after playing badminton till 22:00 last night can it be i have turned over a new leaf?!dOUBTS EVEN HERE.So i will let you know if i make it passed the CRISP machine.I am good at RUNNING(away).Officer it was NOT me!Put than gun away STEVE!
This is Rocket Mick in a DRY SHOWER.............Chorley (just next to bedroom 2) signing OFF. 
ROCKET MICK wrote: morning campers and evening RON.WIRELESS MICK here!Just about to go to the GYM!Gosh whatever happened to the OLD Rocket Mick?Well after playing badminton till 22:00 last night can it be i have turned over a new leaf?!dOUBTS EVEN HERE.So i will let you know if i make it passed the CRISP machine.I am good at RUNNING(away).Officer it was NOT me!Put than gun away STEVE! This is Rocket Mick in a DRY SHOWER.............Chorley (just next to bedroom 2) signing OFF.
Good to hear that things at Planet Rocket are well, even wireless again, so we'll be able to expect more scatological posts then.
NOOLigan wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: morning campers and evening RON.WIRELESS MICK here!Just about to go to the GYM!Gosh whatever happened to the OLD Rocket Mick?Well after playing badminton till 22:00 last night can it be i have turned over a new leaf?!dOUBTS EVEN HERE.So i will let you know if i make it passed the CRISP machine.I am good at RUNNING(away).Officer it was NOT me!Put than gun away STEVE! This is Rocket Mick in a DRY SHOWER.............Chorley (just next to bedroom 2) signing OFF.
Good to hear that things at Planet Rocket are well, even wireless again, so we'll be able to expect more scatological posts then.
Heh, I'll second that one. Right-o.
ETA: FAC'n hell! I started part 31 of the blasted Portaloo! 
EVENING-pass me the PLASTIC DUCKS,lie back in the warm water and remember not to get up for work in the morning!That'sme sorted.........how about YOU?KIDNAPPED on TV now and i missed a night out in the pub.This health kick is seriously damaging my HEALTH!
ROCKET MICK wrote: EVENING-pass me the PLASTIC DUCKS,lie back in the warm water and remember not to get up for work in the morning!That'sme sorted.........how about YOU?KIDNAPPED on TV now and i missed a night out in the pub.This health kick is seriously damaging my HEALTH!
Heh, good evening, Mick! What color plastic ducks do you want? I've got a good assortment.
Yes, even camo that'll go great with Steve's 
. Fun.
I have to be up tomorrow morning, work's not for another less than 11 hours though. I think I'll play zombie and listen to a long-as-FAC version of 'The Perfect Kiss' even.
Now be so kind and please make some space in the warm water. I need a good bath too. :D
