Taking Captain Picard to Warp Speed

.Matt Damon has secret dreams to go where William Shatner boldly went before him - and bring Captain James Kirk back to the big screen in the next Star Trek movie.

The actor admits he hasn't been offered the part in Lost creator and Mission: Impossible 3 director JJ Abrams' sci-fi blockbuster, but he's game to play a young Kirk.

Shatner, who played Kirk in the original Star Trek TV series has said he believes the role is "uncastable" because no one could match his iconic performance, but he has reportedly had a change of heart - and has given Damon his blessing.

And internet rumours suggest Abrams thinks the Good Will Hunting star would be perfect for the part.

Now, Damon tells Sci-Fi Wire, "I heard that (rumour). I think JJ Abrams or somebody said that at a press junket or something, and it got picked up. If the script was good, I'd do it."

"MATT DAMON!!!!"(in a retard voice)

Hasn't there been too many Star Trek films already? Its not as if there hasn't been one for 20+ years. This current 'trend' for 're-starting' a franchise is getting out of hand.

Ok,it worked with Batman and less so with Superman,but Star Trek (to me) is out dated now,and just seems a waste of time.

No way! Not Matt Damon!

Shed Peel wrote: No way! Not Matt Damon!

agreed. I'm struggling to think who could play Kirk. Perhaps I should do it. :D

Just dye the Shats hair and he'll be fine for the job.

oh, no!

JJ is not dead set on a prequel just yet; although it is the most rumoured outcome.

Trek is going for a major reboot with JJ, I just hope not too many other people get their fingers stuck in the pie.

Matt Damon could be Kirk, Ben Afflack would be Spock, Lewis Black could be Dr. McCoy, Samuel L Jackson would be a black cooler Scotty, Beyonce would be Uhura, George Takei would be Sulu again except openly gay now, Uma Thurman would be Chekov... C, mon, it would be great!

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Just dye the Shats hair and he'll be fine for the job.

i do believe it is a rug.

NOOLigan wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Just dye the Shats hair and he'll be fine for the job.

i do believe it is a rug.

Ronald, include me on your Skype (I'm Icetronic, or go by my gmail address).

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: are you out of your Vulcan mind???

No, but it is highly illogical

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NOOLigan wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Just dye the Shats hair and he'll be fine for the job.

i do believe it is a rug.

Ronald, include me on your Skype (I'm Icetronic, or go by my gmail address).

wait till i get home.

NOOLigan wrote:

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NOOLigan wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Just dye the Shats hair and he'll be fine for the job.

i do believe it is a rug.

Ronald, include me on your Skype (I'm Icetronic, or go by my gmail address).

wait till i get home.

You gonna felch him?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

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NOOLigan wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Just dye the Shats hair and he'll be fine for the job.

i do believe it is a rug.

Ronald, include me on your Skype (I'm Icetronic, or go by my gmail address).

wait till i get home.

You gonna felch him?

You're a sicko

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You been talking to Burt again?

i am torn because anything that would give star trek a push i would normally b 4. matt damon would piss me off if he worked at mcdonalds. over all it comes out a resounding NO. how about a cross over where matt damon plays dr who?

walks away shaking head...

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

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You been talking to Burt again?

Lass ihn allein

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

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You been talking to Burt again?

Lass ihn allein

I can look after myself. He is just a bored man with nothing to do in his life than to post shite with people half his age. So, water off a duck's back.

NOOLigan wrote:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

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You been talking to Burt again?

Lass ihn allein

I can look after myself. He is just a bored man with nothing to do in his life than to post shite with people half his age. So, water off a duck's back.

He was referring to Burt, I think...

perhaps. hum I almost worte silly little man by freudian slip there.

Do you always write on your slip? Never on your bra and panties?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Do you always write on your slip? Never on your bra and panties?

I prefer a thong.

Even on your period?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Even on your period?

WTF. Have you completely lost it now.

NOOLigan wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Just dye the Shats hair and he'll be fine for the job.

i do believe it is a rug.

How dare you sir....

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

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You been talking to Burt again?

Lass ihn allein

Looks like you've got your own Knight in Shining etc. Burt!

Hope you're not feeling too bullied! Would it help if I post some flowers Burt?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

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You been talking to Burt again?

Lass ihn allein

Looks like you've got your own Knight in Shining etc. Burt!

Hope you're not feeling too bullied! Would it help if I post some flowers Burt?

me feeling bullied? Its the internet old man.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

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You been talking to Burt again?

Lass ihn allein

Looks like you've got your own Knight in Shining etc. Burt!

Hope you're not feeling too bullied! Would it help if I post some flowers Burt?

me feeling bullied?

That's a relief. I'll cancel the pansies then.

Better check the robot's programming, though, I think it's gone a bit haywire...

Pansies?

Thought you'd be more into one of these as yer pet plant. You know how they say owners look like their pets?

Burt,

You're incorrect on that......those eat flies, not underage girls

EdelBrock wrote: Burt,

You're incorrect on that......those eat flies, not underage girls

It was a flora and fauna analogy. Even triffids didnt go for teenage girls and they were fictional.

Somebody's obsessed...

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Somebody's obsessed...

aye.. you'll snap out of it one day, old man..

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Somebody's obsessed...

aye.. you'll snap out of it one day, old man..

2084 posts from Burt, and about 4 of them ain't about Cozzie.

Yeah, you ain't obsessed. Next you'll be telling us water ain't wet.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Somebody's obsessed...

aye.. you'll snap out of it one day, old man..

2084 posts from Burt, and about 4 of them ain't about Cozzie.

Yeah, you ain't obsessed. Next you'll be telling us water ain't wet.

If I was obsessed about a socially retarded NOOLer, I would have replied to one of her many unwelcome and uninvited emails, Commie.

That's the big difference between me and you. I didnt reply.

Beam me up Scotty.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Somebody's obsessed...

aye.. you'll snap out of it one day, old man..

2084 posts from Burt, and about 4 of them ain't about Cozzie.

Yeah, you ain't obsessed. Next you'll be telling us water ain't wet.

If I was obsessed about a socially retarded NOOLer, I would have replied to one of her many unwelcome and uninvited emails, Commie.

That's the big difference between me and you. I didnt reply.

I emailed h...

And I dont know it for a fact. But I'm bored shitless with pretty much everything you post on the subject. If thats your intended geriatric lawyer plan of attack when you qualify, cycling to courtrooms, I fear you may succeed in sending judges to an early grave.

How about giving it a rest for the sake of NOOL?

Burt Reynolds wrote: And I dont know it for a fact. But I'm bored shitless with pretty much everything you post on the subject. If thats your intended geriatric lawyer plan of attack when you qualify, cycling to courtrooms, I fear you may succeed in sending judges to an early grave.

How about giving it a rest for the sake of NOOL?

Have you not learned yet? The subject is only raised by you. If you'd like a rest, give it a rest...

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: And I dont know it for a fact. But I'm bored shitless with pretty much everything you post on the subject. If thats your intended geriatric lawyer plan of attack when you qualify, cycling to courtrooms, I fear you may succeed in sending judges to an early grave.

How about giving it a rest for the sake of NOOL?

Have you not learned yet? The subject is only raised by you. If you'd like a rest, give it a rest...

you only have to scroll back through this thread to see.. Now if i was you.. I would stop being a boring old c___ all the time... In fact, I'd prolly leave it for a few months all round if i was you. Time to hit the hut again. methinks. It really is tiresome. You ever thought of an 'virtual retirement home'?

I reckon its time.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: And I dont know it for a fact. But I'm bored shitless with pretty much everything you post on the subject. If thats your intended geriatric lawyer plan of attack when you qualify, cycling to courtrooms, I fear you may succeed in sending judges to an early grave.

How about giving it a rest for the sake of NOOL?

Have you not learned yet? The subject is only raised by you. If you'd like a rest, give it a rest...

you only have to scroll back through this thread to see.. Now if i was you.. I would stop being a boring old c___ all the time... In fact, I'd prolly leave it for a few months all round if i was you. Time to hit the hut again. methinks. It really is tiresome. You ever thought of an 'virtual retirement home'?

I reckon its time.

You can always leave instead, you know. If you do leave, do it secure in the knowledge that you brought two people together in this crazy world.

Ciao!

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: And I dont know it for a fact. But I'm bored shitless with pretty much everything you post on the subject. If thats your intended geriatric lawyer plan of attack when you qualify, cycling to courtrooms, I fear you may succeed in sending judges to an early grave.

How about giving it a rest for the sake of NOOL?

Have you not learned yet? The subject is only raised by you. If you'd like a rest, give it a rest...

you only have to scroll back through this thread to see.. Now if i was you.. I would stop being a boring old c___ all the time... In fact, I'd prolly leave it for a few months all round if i was you. Time to hit the hut again. methinks. It really is tiresome. You ever thought of an 'virtual retirement home'?

I reckon its time.

You can always leave instead, you know. If you do leave, do it secure in the knowledge that you brought two people together in this crazy world.

Ciao!

Delighted for ya (in a glad two freaks in this world are cancelling each other out).. Guess it means no more emails from her. Boo fucking hoo!!.. My junk mail file is gonna go down. Shame you cannot treat this board with the same respect.

It's a BLT,granted..But,why don't you two see Cozzie three days a week each,and give her Sundays off,so she can do some shopping and catch up with her studies?

Yers are spinning this one out arn yers?

Boatraceface wrote: It's a BLT,granted..But,why don't you two see Cozzie three days a week each,and give her Sundays off,so she can do some shopping and catch up with her studies?

Yers are spinning this one out arn yers?

LOL.. he just doesn't want to share.. edit: the shitty stick i wouldnt poke her with

What have you guys done to the Christmas thread while I was out for lunch? ah never mind.

NOOLigan wrote: What have you guys done to the Christmas thread while I was out for lunch? ah never mind.

Pope couldn't take as well as he gives.

Like we didn't all know that already. Look for this one to be deleted next.