A Gentleman is....
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A man who promises he wont come in her mouth,then does because he knows she secretly wants him to...
too far? :D
Doctor? wrote: ...a man who never wipes his dick on the curtains.
but instead, comes over the (easy to wipe) blinds. :D
I'd have thought A Gentleman was someone who didn't get the chance to cum anywhere, cos she'd much rather go off with the complete arsehole 
...is somone who pretends to listen to a womans ONGOING problems, even when they are not really listening.
J.A.K wrote: ...is somone who pretends to listen to a womans ONGOING problems, even when they are not really listening.
Ah,i see you're familiar with the "Umm,is that right?" technique!
Steve One wrote:
J.A.K wrote: ...is somone who pretends to listen to a womans ONGOING problems, even when they are not really listening.
Ah,i see you're familiar with the "Umm,is that right?" technique!
plus the constant head nodding and the yeah...yeah...yeah's.
I throw in a lot of whats? as well.
when the remote is in my palm, i'm even worse.
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love for you.
The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, screw this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.
By Anon
jesus!! the perfect man sounds like a right quilt.
jesus!! i must read things to the end. I knew he'd be a depeche mode fan.
Lynda Webb wrote:
Steve One wrote: ...im a gentleman.
Define.
I can be one of the lads when im with the lads,but I know you watch your P & Q's in front of your nan,open doors for women with pushchairs and generally show women respect. Oh and never let a women pay for a drink,cos then she has to pay you in kind at the end of the night.
Wahey!!
J.A.K wrote:
Steve One wrote:
J.A.K wrote: ...is somone who pretends to listen to a womans ONGOING problems, even when they are not really listening.
Ah,i see you're familiar with the "Umm,is that right?" technique!
plus the constant head nodding and the yeah...yeah...yeah's.
I throw in a lot of whats? as well.
when the remote is in my palm, i'm even worse.
I always like to throw in a '. . . and how does that make you FEEL?' - you only have to follow with regular 'uh-huh's & they think you are a GREAT listner.
Beware tho' - don't use it often on the same girl - they do cop-on you know!
Steve One wrote:
J.A.K wrote: ...is somone who pretends to listen to a womans ONGOING problems, even when they are not really listening.
Ah,i see you're familiar with the "Umm,is that right?" technique!
Taboo # 7 wrote: ...always ready to pay for the operation, provided you don't name him as the father
That is really really, really, so not funny..........
(bless, he doesn't see the chav's slot on every channel in the UK, every sodding night of the week!)
... a man who opens a door for a woman and lets her thru first because he has the confidence to know that he is going to have sexual entry later because he knows that women lust after a man with self confidence...
by that definition i am no gentleman
Kath wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: ...always ready to pay for the operation, provided you don't name him as the father
That is really really, really, so not funny..........
(bless, he doesn't see the chav's slot on every channel in the UK, every sodding night of the week!)
Sorry, I was feeling naughty when I posted that
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: .... doesn't leave his glove.
But always returns them.
Of course,while doing so always offers a glass of shampanya?
EdelBrock wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: .... doesn't leave his glove.
But always returns them.
Of course,while doing so always offers a glass of shampanya?
Of course. ;)
NOOLigan wrote: trying to incapacite his prey doesn't sound too gentlemanish to me.
Why? Is it a spiked glass of shampanya?
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Kath wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: ...always ready to pay for the operation, provided you don't name him as the father
That is really really, really, so not funny..........
(bless, he doesn't see the chav's slot on every channel in the UK, every sodding night of the week!)
Sorry, I was feeling naughty when I posted that
don't apologize it was hilarious :)
NOOLigan wrote: trying to incapacite his prey doesn't sound too gentlemanish to me.
Nothing in this thread is very gentlemanly - most of the comments sound like they come from testosterone fuelled Neanderthals! 
...not allowed to go in the kitchen when a BBQ is on outside. Instead he MUST have full control over the meat and tongs whilst the woman gets him his beer and makes the salad and side dishes.
Barnette wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: trying to incapacite his prey doesn't sound too gentlemanish to me.
Nothing in this thread is very gentlemanly - most of the comments sound like they come from testosterone fuelled Neanderthals!
Isn't that where gentlemen come from? Without the testosterone, we'd be ladies
