Apologies in advance to the Americans, but...............

this is bloody funny.

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_America

Don't despair, there's some shit about Australia on this site too!!

indeed.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia

how about this from the uncyclopedia.

The "New Order" was established by the Church of Christ, Scientist in the early 12th century. In response to the "Old Order", which emphasized the dark and depressing side of joy and was torn apart by love, this new church doctrine made sure that no one was to fall into temptation, particularly that of thinking whether or not to take a walk alone and find oneself as one goes home; a sure sign of confusion. Those who had blue, green or gray eyes were particularly susceptible. This "New Order" also established a new holiday known as "Blue Monday." The 12" version of this holiday was especially successful. This holy day was specifically targeted at what the church saw as increasing power, corruption and lies in the Roman Catholic Church. The trinity was replaced by a bizarre love triangle between God, Christ and the Holy Spirit. Non-believers are often preached to, by being told "You just don't believe me, when God shows you what you cannot see."

The Tennents of the New Order (universally acclaimed as being Super):

There is only one true faith (except not really because God likes to remix). Ceremony is incoherent Depeche Mode ripped us off At the end of days we will see the shade of the morning sun, and everything will go green Everytime you see someone falling, get down on your knees and pray. Wait for that final moment. Repeat. It is advised that one stay at home playing with one's pleasure zone I know, you know, we believe in a land of God's love Divine substance also has a disc of b-sides Cocaine!