Football 356's quote of the week
* "I'm going to give him a knock in a minute with a signed book. He can read it over the next couple of days" - Steven Gerrard welcomes Joey 'What does it say? I played sh*t, here's my book?' Barton to the England squad.
* "It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick" - What one of the England players mentioned above reportedly said to a certain tubby midfielder who, less forgiving than Steven Gerrard, moved tables at breakfast to avoid him.
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