Who's getting some on valentines day? :ladysman:
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I've just booked Col.
what hotel you in? whereabouts? I aint booked my hotel yet. just wondering, as i've stayed in some scary holes there.
King John Honest John wrote: i've stayed in some scary holes there.
There are some things we just don't want to hear, mate....
BIGINOIL wrote: A nice one - Tulip something.
I'll be working though - no time for any shinanegans
yeah yeah. 
I stayed in the Tulip Inn in Leidsplein last year. tiny rooms.
I prefer Leidsplein area though, coz its out the way of the madness down by the red light.
post us some blond maroc please.
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: i've stayed in some scary holes there.
There are some things we just don't want to hear, mate....
the worst was this Artists hotel we stayed in.
we had the whole bar off when they went to bed.
they just left the fridges full of ale behind the bar, so what were we to do.
one room was purely green. the carpet. the walls. the lampshade. everything. no takers on that room. it was always empty. just round the corner from the Grashopper by the red light. worst shit hole i've ever been in. but the bar haul made up for it.
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: i've stayed in some scary holes there.
There are some things we just don't want to hear, mate....
the worst was this Artists hotel we stayed in. we had the whole bar off when they went to bed. they just left the fridges full of ale behind the bar, so what were we to do.
one room was purely green. the carpet. the walls. the lampshade. everything. no takers on that room. it was always empty. just round the corner from the Grashopper by the red light. worst shit hole i've ever been in. but the bar haul made up for it.
Oh, right - that kind of "hole"...
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: i've stayed in some scary holes there.
There are some things we just don't want to hear, mate....
the worst was this Artists hotel we stayed in. we had the whole bar off when they went to bed. they just left the fridges full of ale behind the bar, so what were we to do.
one room was purely green. the carpet. the walls. the lampshade. everything. no takers on that room. it was always empty. just round the corner from the Grashopper by the red light. worst shit hole i've ever been in. but the bar haul made up for it.
Oh, right - that kind of "hole"...
yeah...not the brown gay kind that you're used to.
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: i've stayed in some scary holes there.
There are some things we just don't want to hear, mate....
the worst was this Artists hotel we stayed in. we had the whole bar off when they went to bed. they just left the fridges full of ale behind the bar, so what were we to do.
one room was purely green. the carpet. the walls. the lampshade. everything. no takers on that room. it was always empty. just round the corner from the Grashopper by the red light. worst shit hole i've ever been in. but the bar haul made up for it.
worst ever was the one i stayed in at amsterdam the night after blackburn's eufa cup game.hotel continental,also near grasshopper on the damart.just a bed and sink,what a sithole,it was good listening to poeple shagging in the other room though 
banshee wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: i've stayed in some scary holes there.
There are some things we just don't want to hear, mate....
the worst was this Artists hotel we stayed in. we had the whole bar off when they went to bed. they just left the fridges full of ale behind the bar, so what were we to do.
one room was purely green. the carpet. the walls. the lampshade. everything. no takers on that room. it was always empty. just round the corner from the Grashopper by the red light. worst shit hole i've ever been in. but the bar haul made up for it.
worst ever was the one i stayed in at amsterdam the night after blackburn's eufa cup game.hotel continental,also near grasshopper on the damart.just a bed and sink,what a sithole,it was good listening to poeple shagging in the other room though
bed and a sink. no telly even. yeah done that. ours was in Bumstab Street, just round from the Grasshopper with a gay club outside called the Cockring. i put my ear plugs in for those few nights.
Incidentally, I asked for a new bag and a belt for Valentine's Day.
My hoover works a treat now
Missy Jem wrote: Incidentally, I asked for a belt for Valentine's Day.:
would a clip around the ear do?
Or for the single man of specialist tastes....
Sorry if this contravenes forum rules in any way!
Hmm. Not sure what happened there. Link here if you want to see another amusing Tesco value spoof.
If it weren't snowing here, the only things I'd probably "get" today would be a bottle of alcohol and a box of chocolates -- that I bought for myself. But, since it's snowing, I'm not even bothering to venture outside.
Let's just say, not only did I not get any today...I just proved once again that I can almost always say the wrong thing at the wrong time...
but fuckin'ell...God (or whatever deity you choose) has a fucking WICKED sense of HUMOUR!!!!
Missy Jem wrote: narcs??
Miles better than flowers
Deffo!No contest... I'm just an old romantic...
Flowers last a bit longer to be fair.
King John Honest John wrote: I got a jenna jameson slobbery style nosh last night. and then i got some.
You're meant to take the dog out last thing at night so it can have a shit, you sick b'stard...
Got more Valentine buddies than I swear I'd ever end up with. Had some Thai food for dinner too. Fun times.
...fookin' hell, being single's alright, but it sucks too.
