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Oh it'd be just awful if Britney shuffled off her mortal, I mean we could lose a cure for cancer, or aids, or even the secret of superphotonic travel.

hang on, I'm just recovering from a blow on the head, it's all clear now, she's done fuckl all but damage and belittle the human soul, turning girls into vegetables, and all manner of teens into Bushite zombies (rememebr her, "if the pres wants to bomb kids to make his mates rich, we should suport him and NOT ASK QUESTIONS" speech....give that girl a sink plunger "obey. Obey, OBEEEEEYYYYYY".

I HAD left my dancing pumps and my fave 6/8 time tunes in a safe deposit box for when Thatch's people come for her, but I may have to break them out early for this scummy skank.

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let the dumb skank croak. one less speck of unredeemable cultural detritus.

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:abovelol: cruel

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you are all vultures

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Old Blue wrote:

She's now impersonating Sinead O'Connor. She's right in the middle of blessing someone :nod:

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Oh no!

I've shaved my head!!

People will think I'm copying her what with my hair and tits and all :cry:

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Nah, she just saw how good it looks on Mick, Jarvo and moi...I mean c'mon...who the hell wouldn't want our look???

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shaving her pubes was good for her vagina so she figures that shaving the top of her head is good for her brain... its not like she is crazy and shaved all her hair off, I mean she still has eyebrows

she doesnt have to be worried about be viewed as a sex object much longer if you keeps this up, then people will value her for her personality and brain, er...:confused2:

Funny how she shaves in head in "rebellion" but then is worried about what her mom will say?

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Not a bad Sunday for the tabloids.

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That reminds me , need a trim myself

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How much longer will it take for this passenger plane to finally crash???:scratch:

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EdelBrock wrote: How much longer will it take for this passenger plane to finally crash???:scratch:

as she goes...no longer!!

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She looks like, 1 and ugly baby, 2 and alien. Good for a laugh though.

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: let the dumb skank croak. one less speck of unredeemable cultural detritus.

Ever thought about a job with the Samaritans? :laugh:

Would'nt say she suits it,don't like the butch lesbian look much...Still just about would though.

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Boatraceface wrote:

Would'nt say she suits it,don't like the butch lesbian look much...Still just about would though.

Good lad, Browny, stick to the issues that matter.

Put me down for another 'oh go on, then'.

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Perhaps she's prepping for that frontal lobotomy that we've all been waiting for :evil4:

Who's minding the rugrats? K-Fed's rap career is surely too huge to let him stay at home and watch the kids :hat:

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She can probably kiss off getting custody of her two yard apes, if she keeps doing stoopid shit like that....

:nono:

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Seriously, this is getting pathetic....

Proof that celebrity and money doesn't bring happiness....

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Spotnick wrote: Seriously, this is getting pathetic....

Proof that celebrity and money doesn't bring happiness....

Hell slap it into her for the damage she's been doing to countless young minds all these years (not to mention her pro-paedophillia stance in some her videos......dressing up in school uniform and slutting about).

I wonder if what you said implies that Bill Gates is really miserable :evil4:

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Doctor? wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Seriously, this is getting pathetic....

Proof that celebrity and money doesn't bring happiness....

Hell slap it into her for the damage she's been doing to countless young minds all these years (not to mention her pro-paedophillia stance in some her videos......dressing up in school uniform and slutting about).

And now she's part of a subliminal army recruitment drive to influence youngsters yet further.. Shaved head this week,pictured in camourflaged undies last...And the week before,pictured going commando! There is a sinister message if ever there were:nod:

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Tsk...Going commando??? Donner Kebabs getting free advertising :angry:

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Has she been flashing her muffin? Tut

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Missy Jem wrote: Has she been flashing her muffin? Tut

yup!

put me right off my tea that did :barf:

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Doctor? wrote:

I wonder if what you said implies that Bill Gates is really miserable :evil4:

I doubt it, Bill doesn't attract paparazzi and make tabloids.

He, apparently, lives a healthy lives, and has probably one of the most stimulating job in history...

Despite what some people think, of course ;)

But when you are that rich, I believe your only satisfaction is giving to others, rather than getting more... I mean, what the hell can you possibly want when you have everything?

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I'd still give her one!

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I had a proper look at the pictures today and think she actually looks more ptetty with no hair and less make-up. He features are a good proportion for the hair free look, a bit like Sinead O'Connor and Jarvo (and, hopefully, me!)

It also looks like she's shaving out a fairly big clump of extensions. Maybe they went wrong and she needed to get them out - they can be quite painfull when they're that close to your sclap.

So, in summary of my days work: I have Googled for "Eddie Izzard Nude Pictures" and I have studied and commented on pictures of Brittney Spears.

Do I win £40?

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I was gonna say her latest number one and then I deleted it

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It's a shame you did, that would have been funny.

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I can't see noone laughing :brow:

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Try it, they might...

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BIGINOIL wrote: It also looks like she's shaving out a fairly big clump of extensions. Maybe they went wrong and she needed to get them out - they can be quite painfull when they're that close to your sclap.

Really, go on?

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She didn't look too bad with the cut .But now she's gone and got herself a wig

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Apparently her locks are now going for over a million bucks on Ebay.

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Johnny wrote: She didn't look too bad with the cut .But now she's gone and got herself a wig

Okay, she's mad :nod:

Didn't Hunter Thompson wear a wig just like that one?

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Shug Sludden wrote:

Old Blue wrote:

She's now impersonating Sinead O'Connor. :nod:

Off on so many Counts. Not the least of which being that she's all over our 'Respectable news surfin' time this last couple of Days. News?!
Sinead O'Connor (for her style) and Natalie Portman (for the V Film) each could pretty much Pull it off. The 'cut as they were in perhaps close to their best shape ever. Fitness wise. Ms Spears both a Mum :spit: shame. and a millionaire and we have to see print about her Rehab One- Day stint and all this. 'Oil. True about getting rid of the extensions. Welcome Back online Kotter.

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Now come on, Sinead now has some hairs:

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not that i really care,it just came on the news, but Brit is now back in rehab. I wonder how long she'll last this time?

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NOOLigan wrote: not that i really care,it just came on the news, but Brit is now back in rehab. I wonder how long she'll last this time?

Poor kids.

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seems a bit strange that so many find someone having a nervous breakdown funny. sorry to be a bore and why let facts get in the way of laughing at someone. yes her music is pish, but she was not bad to look at and we are discussing her in a forum that probably wouldnt exist if someone else hadnt had mental problems and finally topped himself. and before people start insulting me for daring to compare her to mr curtis the facts are that despite ian curtis being pretty good at creating great music all that goes out the window, forget talk of a genius dying and leaving behind great art, thats all shite, the tragedy is someone so young being unhinged and leaving behind loved ones. music is important but means fuck all compared to people. now let the bile fly.

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There's been a slow but steady mental decline since she split with Justin... She still wants him!

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Johnny wrote: She didn't look too bad with the cut .But now she's gone and got herself a wig

Looks alot like the tawdry disease pukepig,Courtney Love though,which is not great...

Spears get's away with it somehow, because she still manages to look dirty as a dog's backside,yet free from AIDS.

Justin Timberlake is a spacker,with his balls apparently trapped in a vice...have a word Justin! shite :laugh:

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First it was her shaved f@%*y now its her shaved head , whats next? :\oops: I did it again...

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