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I was just reading an interview with Eddie Izzard where it mentioned that he Googles his own name a couple of times a week.

So I thought wouldn't it be nice if, instead of the usual news reports and gossip, he found a thread about nude pictures of himself on the off-topic section of a New Order fansite, started by someone called Biginoil, which is rapidly filled with complete nonsense by a load of knackers with fuck all better to do with their time.

Hiya Eddie :hi:

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you trouble maker. :thumb: :laugh:

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:laugh:

An early contenter for thread of the year :thumb:

Eddie, get yourself back on the live circuit. :clap:

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does he drink his own urine as well???

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: does he drink his own urine as well???

Who, Biggy :confused2:

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Very good thread!

...soon to be covered in bees, I'm sure.

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Leggy D wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: does he drink his own urine as well???

Who, Biggy :confused2:

erm...well, I was asking about Eddie, but hey, if Biggy is into that kind of thing...

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Great thread:laugh:

Oh and Mr.Izzard if you do happen to have any pics of you naked please feel free to forward them on to me:ignore::blush:

Cheers:thumb:

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Hello Mr Izzard. My Dad's called Eddie.

Is yours short for Edmund or Edward?

(But he doesn't wear make up)

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Missy Jem wrote: Hello Mr Izzard. My Dad's called Eddie.

Is it short for Edmund or Edward?

Couldn't you just ask your Dad yerself?! Or does Mr Izzard actually know him? :eek3:

Izzard is an Edward.

Quite preposterous that his folks gave him a proper stage-sounding name for a child though. Imagine if he'd grown up to be an accountant with that name? People would've laughed even more.

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El Jarvo wrote:

Couldn't you just ask your Dad yerself?! Or does Mr Izzard actually know him? :eek3:

:p

My Dad is an Edmund, it's in capital letters in the phone directory - oh the shame.

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My tattoo is named Eddie after him....

(Mr. Izzard that is not Jems dad.)

Anyway:-

cool thingie thing

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I'll be on the piss in Belgrade.

Can't wait :jump:

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Missy Jem wrote: Hello Mr Izzard. My Dad's called Eddie.

Is it short for Edmund or Edward?

(But he doesn't wear make up)

Are you SURE about that????? you never know what he might do in the comfort of his own home

:evil4:

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Naked Photos of EDDIE IZZARD!!!!!

welcome to the site Eddie:bow:

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BIGINOIL wrote: I'll be on the piss in Belgrade.

Can't wait :jump:

:angry:

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Minx wrote: My tattoo is named Eddie after him....

(Mr. Izzard that is not Jems dad.)

Anyway:-

cool thingie thing

Your tattoo's got a name :confused2:

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Eddie Izzard's gizzards :food: Gay bumhole like a sleeve of wizzard.Not so :food:

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I just Googled Eddie Izzard naked photos, but it doesn't see it. Guess we have to wait until the robots have been round the site.

Amazingly, the search brings up quite a few hits. How strange...

Now I'm wondering what my IT Department will think when they see that I've Googled 'Eddie Izzard naked photos' from my desk.

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: does he drink his own urine as well???

:barf:

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Biggy

he googles his name not his name naked photos twice a week

I tried with Eddie Izzard tho but it still doesn't see it (went through 10 pages at least)

edit: the match starts at 16:00

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I know, but if he properly Googles himself, he'll go through a few pages until he sees something interesting.

I bet he shows up here sooner or later.

If so, I will win £40 :nod:

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NObabe wrote:

edit: the match starts at 16:00

Ace!

The guy from RS marketing called me today - from New Zealand :eek:

Royser's done some good work in finding techno clubs in the fort.

We're all quite worried about the heart medicine though, but what can you do :shrug:

Wish you were coming :cry:

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BIGINOIL wrote:

NObabe wrote:

edit: the match starts at 16:00

Ace!

The guy from RS marketing called me today - from New Zealand :eek:

Dragan; yeah I know (in Andy's voice) :p

Enjoy Belgrade for me too :)

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I wish you would stop having such a good grasp of British comedy.

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:laugh:

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Eddie Izzard's brother is a good mate of mine. Fact. Those of you who were at my wedding will no doubt remember him as the fat bloke who fell asleep at the table near the bar, having polished off too much champagne!

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Leggy D wrote:

Minx wrote: My tattoo is named Eddie after him....

(Mr. Izzard that is not Jems dad.)

Anyway:-

cool thingie thing

Your tattoo's got a name :confused2:

:nod:

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Well I've looked from every angle and I give up...

whereabouts is it on you?? :laugh:

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Minx wrote:

:nod:

Eddie Lizzard :shades: lol

Are you sure that's an elbow, Cambo :confused2:

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:abovelol: No it's not an elbow.... Jeez how rough do you think I am Doc?!?!?

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Minx wrote: :abovelol: No it's not an elbow.... Jeez how rough do you think I am Doc?!?!?

just how rough can you be then? :ignore: :lol:

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I ermm suspect its lower torso... But then how would i know..:confused2:

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Right shoulder?

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Minx wrote: :abovelol: No it's not an elbow.... Jeez how rough do you think I am Doc?!?!?

Rough enough to have a ship's anchor below the elbow and trip on spinach? :laugh:

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It's on your leg, Minxy, isn't it? Right below the back of your knee ??

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NObabe wrote: It's on your leg, Minxy, isn't it? Right below the back of your knee ??

Erm, that would mean she has a 'Bushman bum'?!?! :jawdrop:

Based on what's in the far top right and top left of the photo, I'd say that lizard had a very naughty tail! Of course, I could be completely wrong..:laugh:

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Ah it's on the top of her thigh!

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:rofl: Great new game this....

Guess The Noolers Body Part

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NOOLigan wrote:

Minx wrote: :abovelol: No it's not an elbow.... Jeez how rough do you think I am Doc?!?!?

just how rough can you be then? :ignore: :lol:

Rough and tough enough to :boxer: you Ron.....

....so basically a big fluffy bunny:p :laugh:

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Boatraceface wrote:

Minx wrote: :abovelol: No it's not an elbow.... Jeez how rough do you think I am Doc?!?!?

Rough enough to have a ship's anchor below the elbow and trip on spinach? :laugh:

I yam what I yam..ggagaagaagg:laugh:

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oldmonkey wrote: Right shoulder?

I hope that this guess isn't based on a profile of 31 year old female serial killers who play in sheds Tim?:skeptic: :laugh:

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Steve Lea wrote:

NObabe wrote: It's on your leg, Minxy, isn't it? Right below the back of your knee ??

Erm, that would mean she has a 'Bushman bum'?!?! :jawdrop:

Based on what's in the far top right and top left of the photo, I'd say that lizard had a very naughty tail! Of course, I could be completely wrong..:laugh:

On a second look................. I think you're 100 % right Ta for opening my eyes to a whole new perspective :laugh:

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NObabe wrote:

On a second look................. I think you're 100 % right Ta for opening my eyes to a whole new perspective :laugh:

I was told I needed "helicopter vision" in my job..:wink:

(So you can call me Chopper :laugh: )

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Minx wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Minx wrote: :abovelol: No it's not an elbow.... Jeez how rough do you think I am Doc?!?!?

just how rough can you be then? :ignore: :lol:

Rough and tough enough to :boxer: you Ron.....

....so basically a big fluffy bunny:p :laugh:

ok

:shy:

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It's just above her burgina...

well...maybe not...

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If you tilt your head to the left, it's on the top back of your left thigh :eek3:

Or is that just wishfull thinking :uhoh:

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BIGINOIL wrote: ...filled with complete nonsense by a load of knackers with fuck all better to do with their time.

:hi:

:hi:

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BIGINOIL wrote: I just Googled Eddie Izzard naked photos, but it doesn't see it. Guess we have to wait until the robots have been round the site.

It's on Google now

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:clap: Page 4 of google!!

What a FANTASTIC achivement of complete nonsense by a load of knackers with fuck all better to do with their time.

Keep up the good work Noolers and lets get to page one:laugh:

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You've gotta love this place.

Hello Eddie. :hi:

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Steve Lea wrote:

I'd say that lizard had a very naughty tail! Of course, I could be completely wrong..:laugh:

Or pretty much right....Think yours is the closest

Congrats you won the first game of 'Guess the Noolers Body Part':clap:

See Eddies location below:

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erm...I said around the burgina...I wasn't THAT far off...

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Minx wrote:

Steve Lea wrote:

I'd say that lizard had a very naughty tail! Of course, I could be completely wrong..:laugh:

Or pretty much right....Think yours is the closest

Congrats you won the first game of 'Guess the Noolers Body Part':clap:

See Eddies location below:

Very hip! :thumb:

Though tatts are rank on women,espesh.

I got one of a unicorn in moonlight on my arm when I was 17,pissed,and working with a gang of fully tatted up bricklayers.We were building a new wing on Loughborough Uni..Pure peer pressure,nearly spewed my ring up when the needle came out...Sounds gay, but did I eckers like go back to get it coloured in. Dirty fucker shaved my arm with a blade that already had black hairs on it,I would have knocked him out if I could have seen straight,the dirty Mansfield cunt!

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