NOOL Women

After a year of being on this board I noticed that 80% of the NOOL women either need to prove that:

They are intellectually superior, but actually spurt off stuff they just heard from thier college professors and tend to be extremely prudish

-or-

They are at their peak of sexual prowness (or something) and have to post something "erotic" for every post. Are they not getting any at home? And why not if they are this horny?

What's up with this?

Discuss....

I would say only about 30% do either.

NOOLigan wrote: I would say only about 30% do either.

You're probably right when considering the long termers, but I'm including the new ones that come in here as well in the last year.. ..or at least that 30% saturate threads with thier posts so as to seem at a higher percentage?

EdelBrock wrote: sexual prowness

is this "sexual prowness"?

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: I would say only about 30% do either.

You're probably right when considering the long termers, but I'm including the new ones that come in here as well in the last year.. ..or at least that 30% saturate threads with thier posts so as to seem at a higher percentage?

some of it is quite entertaining. some is just personal opinion and uniformed crap or even borders on spamming (before anybody says anything, "those in glass houses....")

I think you need to draw a distinction.

BTW the fellas do it as well.

NOOLigan wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: I would say only about 30% do either.

You're probably right when considering the long termers, but I'm including the new ones that come in here as well in the last year.. ..or at least that 30% saturate threads with thier posts so as to seem at a higher percentage?

some of it is quite entertaining. some is just personal opinion and uniformed crap or even borders on spamming (before anybody says anything, "those in glass houses....")

I think you need to draw a distiction.

BTW the fellas do it as well.

"uniformed crap"? I hope that's not a dig at our humble thread-starter's militree service....

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: I would say only about 30% do either.

You're probably right when considering the long termers, but I'm including the new ones that come in here as well in the last year.. ..or at least that 30% saturate threads with thier posts so as to seem at a higher percentage?

some of it is quite entertaining. some is just personal opinion and uniformed crap or even borders on spamming (before anybody says anything, "those in glass houses....")

I think you need to draw a distinction.

BTW the fellas do it as well.

"uniformed crap"? I hope that's not a dig at our humble thread-starter's militree service....

It isn't a dig at this thread starter. Although I have had a few disagreements with him from time to time, they have always been good discussions.

*whoosh sound* as that joke sails over Ron's head...

ok typo. i wish i could claim it. then again who knows how my brain works these days.

Having big boobs helps!

Post something erotic...Who did this?!?

Mrs.Disco wrote: Post something erotic...Who did this?!?

When you post about wanting to do something sexual to Barney, it classifies as decidedly UN-erotic.

When you post about wanting to do something sexual to Barney, it classifies as decidedly UN-erotic.

Are you jealous?

I thought they'd all have white faces, black & white stripey tops and swing out sister bobs. how wrong i was.

:(

The ladies of NOOL are but the fine roses that grow upon the pile of manure.

Doctor? wrote: The ladies of NOOL are but the fine roses that grow upon the pile of manure.

HE'S BACK!!!!

@ edelb

Names, please! Names, names, names!

Do they have the same rivalry with the size of their breasts that the nool men have with their dicks?

just a thought...

We should have compared at the match on Saturday.

I bed none of us could have presented more than an inch!

:brr:

internet in general men and women, natch

El Jarvo wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The ladies of NOOL are but the fine roses that grow upon the pile of manure.

Fine words, Cambo.

But you're still never gonna get to bone any of 'em!

If daft compliments loosened knickers, I'd be the most oversexed man in Ireland, but they don't, so I'm not

Doctor? wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The ladies of NOOL are but the fine roses that grow upon the pile of manure.

Fine words, Cambo.

But you're still never gonna get to bone any of 'em!

If daft compliments loosened knickers, I'd be the most oversexed man in Ireland, but they don't, so I'm not

I was pleasantly surprised that burds like New Order when first frequenting this site.Conceived as very much a lads band in our little bubble of the world for some reason.Eff knows why

Boatraceface wrote: I was pleasantly surprised that burds like New Order when first frequenting this site.Conceived as very much a lads band in our little bubble of the world for some reason.Eff knows why

Loved them since I heard Blue Monday. Of course it helps with the eye candy up front. :D

Boatraceface wrote: I was pleasantly surprised that burds like New Order when first frequenting this site.Conceived as very much a lads band in our little bubble of the world for some reason.Eff knows why

... because New Order makes damn good music, that's why!

Come on Edelbrock name names...

Or are you frightened?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Shed Peel wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I was pleasantly surprised that burds like New Order when first frequenting this site.Conceived as very much a lads band in our little bubble of the world for some reason.Eff knows why

... because New Order makes damn good music, that's why!

I think he was asking why the order was seen as a lad's band...

hmm, I never viewed the order as a "lad's band"... my female pals in college all seemed to like the order as well...

Just for the hell of it, I'm adding my American two cents.

For one, I'm intelligent. Naturally. [Which shows that I don't fall under the 80% radar in that manner.] Sure I can end up lacking some sort of sufficient wording, but I can speak my mind, and speak it well, without fighting a damn dictionary or thesaurus. Or a college textbook, or a professor, or something to that extent, for that matter.

And two, being erotic has its time and place. Here is a place that does NOT fall in that catagory in my humble opinion. Sure I'll get a laugh at some of the things being said by others here but, rarely does something erotic pass through my common mind whenever New Order is concerned. [Again, proof that I don't fall in that 80% radar.]

I hope I have explained myself well. In the meantime, back to watching that Joy Division/Missy Elliot 'Love Will Freak Us' video for, oh, the 100th time...? :D

I've just read that three times.......................

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Kath wrote: I've just read that three times.......................

are you still as confused as I am?

With a name like sunshine, she must be a hippie.

You should comprehend the following, boys...

1] I never gave myself that nickname. Thankfully neither did my parents. My coworkers gave me that nickname, and it's stuck. Fortunately, it matches my usually hyper personality [as in, given enough chocolate and Coca-Cola, I probably could take over the world], as well as my surprisingly nice nature despite my mostly gothic appearance.

2] Nope, not a hippy. Sorry. And I wouldn't want to be one, either. So get over it. It'll spare me the headache in the end.

3] Oh and, sorry to confuse the male side of the species. But then again, I never said I wasn't gonna be very comprehendable, right?

*sigh* Men. Clue-less. [Just like I love 'em.]

ETA [edited to add]: Oh and Jonathan, doll, watch where the hell you aim that damn thing. Just be glad I don't have one of these that my fave drummer has...

...yeah, this thing right here. Lock and load. :D

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...if I'm not mistaken..Kath isn't a male...

at least she didn't much look like one when I met her...

Ah, Jeff, you say the sweetest things............

'Sunshine' wrote: You should comprehend the following, boys...

1] I never gave myself that nickname. Thankfully neither did my parents. My coworkers gave me that nickname, and it's stuck. Fortunately, it matches my usually hyper personality [as in, given enough chocolate and Coca-Cola, I probably could take over the world], as well as my surprisingly nice nature despite my mostly gothic appearance.

2] Nope, not a hippy. Sorry. And I wouldn't want to be one, either. So get over it. It'll spare me the headache in the end.

3] Oh and, sorry to confuse the male side of the species. But then again, I never said I wasn't gonna be very comprehendable, right?

*sigh* Men. Clue-less. [Just like I love 'em.]

ETA [edited to add]: Oh and Jonathan, doll, watch where the hell you aim that damn thing. Just be glad I don't have one of these that my fave drummer has...

...yeah, this thing right here. Lock and load. :D

i dislike long posts. friggen men.

there are some strange women here that's for sure, but they mostly are entertaining.

jonathan wrote:

'Sunshine' wrote: You should comprehend the following, boys...

1] I never gave myself that nickname. Thankfully neither did my parents. My coworkers gave me that nickname, and it's stuck. Fortunately, it matches my usually hyper personality [as in, given enough chocolate and Coca-Cola, I probably could take over the world], as well as my surprisingly nice nature despite my mostly gothic appearance.

2] Nope, not a hippy. Sorry. And I wouldn't want to be one, either. So get over it. It'll spare me the headache in the end.

3] Oh and, sorry to confuse the male side of the species. But then again, I never said I wasn't gonna be very comprehendable, right?

*sigh* Men. Clue-less. [Just like I love 'em.]

ETA [edited to add]: Oh and Jonathan, doll, watch where the hell you aim that damn thing. Just be glad I don't have one of these that my fave drummer has...

...yeah, this thing right here. Lock and load. :D

i dislike long posts. friggen men.

Oooh, you sure know how to hit a good nerve of mine, don'tcha?

[Oh and, next time, check my profile before trying to remind me of how tomboyish I am, darlin'. Thank you!]

Sincerely,

Jennifer, or... *points below*

I think jonathan made a joke that went whoosh.

did I miss something? did someone kick Sunshine in the minge while I wasn't looking?

She seems such a pleasant sort

Ah well, NOOL does it to the best of em.

Yer all cunts, every last one of you and I hate you and will kill you, your famillies, friends and pets.

See? I typed that without any conscious input.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Kath wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...if I'm not mistaken..Kath isn't a male...

at least she didn't much look like one when I met her...

Ah, Jeff, you say the sweetest things............

that's why all you women love me...

Good point. Well made.

in all seriously, i don't know what's going on. Unemployment does strange things to you.

jonathan wrote: in all seriously, i don't know what's going on. Unemployment does strange things to you.

you been eating at a taco bell in Greenwich?

Doctor? wrote: did I miss something? did someone kick Sunshine in the minge while I wasn't looking?

She seems such a pleasant sort

Ah well, NOOL does it to the best of em.

Yer all cunts, every last one of you and I hate you and will kill you, your famillies, friends and pets.

See? I typed that without any conscious input.

Geez, where the Helen of Troy's a hug emotie when you need one? Not that I would use it constantly, but in this case, maybe.

But anyways... :D

Doc's right. I am a pleasant sort. I was just taught to stand up for myself when the occassion suites me best, and this would be one of them.

[Oh and, this would have to be the one NOOL thread I seem to be most involved in. I like this. ]

'Sunshine' wrote:

Doctor? wrote: did I miss something? did someone kick Sunshine in the minge while I wasn't looking?

She seems such a pleasant sort

Ah well, NOOL does it to the best of em.

Yer all cunts, every last one of you and I hate you and will kill you, your famillies, friends and pets.

See? I typed that without any conscious input.

Geez, where the Helen of Troy's a hug emotie when you need one? Not that I would use it constantly, but in this case, maybe.

But anyways... :D

Doc's right. I am a pleasant sort. I was just taught to stand up for myself when the occassion suites me best, and this would be one of them.

[Oh and, this would have to be the one NOOL thread I seem to be most involved in. I like this. ]

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear,

When I used to be young, I loved the Bay City Rollers; had pictures of Les Mckeon (?) on my wall.....but then you KNOW you aren't going to meet him, sleep with him, have his babies.......

That's why barneysangels.com is alarming.

And everything you have just posted is alarming.

It's just obsessional shit. I wonder if you like New Order at all - for their 'music'; or are you looking at each member - specifically Barney..as some kind of fantasy?

it is Steve and for some reason she has an unhealthy obsession with military vehicles.

'Sunshine' wrote:

1] I never gave myself that nickname. Thankfully neither did my parents. My coworkers gave me that nickname, and it's stuck. Fortunately, it matches my usually hyper personality [as in, given enough chocolate and Coca-Cola, I probably could take over the world], as well as my surprisingly nice nature despite my mostly gothic appearance.

2] Nope, not a hippy. Sorry. And I wouldn't want to be one, either. So get over it. It'll spare me the headache in the end.

ok...

I just had a look at your myspace site HERE and I'm a bit confused. Why are all your friends called 'Starknight (insert name)? You sure it isnt some bizarre hippy myspace commune? Are you David Koresh?

Another thing looking at your occupation. Do Maccy D's do sour cream and chive dips over there, cos we got em on 'limited edition' here, and they are the dogs bollocks.

Alright Burt, you've got me pullin' out the arsenal to respond to your form of common sense.

*ahem*

Your words, nothing more than mere stones that you fling at me with a sling made of close-mindedness and strings of anything short of being polite--

your words can't do any harm to this little missy. You cry, you scream, you bitch and moan, and what little does that do to me other than the little good it does to you by boosting your supposed ego?

Just because I bear the wings of an Angel of Barney, and just because I gush about my supposed 'childhood crush', that is no way to judge a New Order fan. Between 'No Love Lost' and 'Love Vigilantes', 'Transmission' and 'Crystal', 'Love Will Tear Us Apart' and 'Waiting For The Sirens' Call', the there-and-then and the here-and-now, there stands the soundtrack to my life, the music that my common existence, however strange or normal it may be, lives, breathes, thrives and dies to. Words that could cause me to laugh until there's no tomorrow, melodies that could cause me to cry until my energy's all spent. Unlike every other band I hear, there's something about this Mancurian band that, somehow, I can't find in other bands.

I'd say more but, perhaps I've said enough-- maybe more than I had humbly intended.

So, I'm going to close this whimsical little poem with the two best lines to quote when someone decides to be a bit of a punk in the face of one...

'You've caught me at a bad time, So why don't you piss off?'

Burt, you inspired me to write a poem! How thoughtful.

ETA: Correction. KATH. God I can be so offside this late in the day. Sheesh...

Holy crap.

Rik is on NOOL

'Sunshine' wrote: Alright Burt, you've got me pullin' out the arsenal to respond to your form of common sense.

So your responding with a load of old bollox?...

Gimme Big Mac, fries to go, and supersize me...

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gimme Big Mac, fries to go, and supersize me...

No more supersizes, due to the film.

Big Black wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gimme Big Mac, fries to go, and supersize me...

No more supersizes, due to the film.

I blame it on Jennifer and her StarKnight hippy burger brigade commune for pushing it too much

Burt Reynolds wrote:

'Sunshine' wrote:

1] I never gave myself that nickname. Thankfully neither did my parents. My coworkers gave me that nickname, and it's stuck. Fortunately, it matches my usually hyper personality [as in, given enough chocolate and Coca-Cola, I probably could take over the world], as well as my surprisingly nice nature despite my mostly gothic appearance.

2] Nope, not a hippy. Sorry. And I wouldn't want to be one, either. So get over it. It'll spare me the headache in the end.

ok...

I just had a look at your myspace site HERE and I'm a bit confused. Why are all your friends called 'Starknight (insert name)? You sure it isnt some bizarre hippy myspace commune? Are you David Koresh?

Another thing looking at your occupation. Do Maccy D's do sour cream and chive dips over there, cos we got em on 'limited edition' here, and they are the dogs bollocks.

Good Lord almighty, have you any decency to stop questioning someone half to death??

The whole story behind the 'StarKnight' thing [and I can't believe I'm actually explaining this, so be extra-thankful that I'm patient enough to do this!!] started back in high school, when a friend of mine nicknamed me 'StarKnight' for two reasons--

1] when I was younger I always enjoyed looking at the stars, and I still do, except on cloudly nights of course [the 'star' part of it] and 2] I had [and still have] a tendency of being very loyal to my friends, like a knight [hence the 'knight' part of it].

After a while some of my friends decided to start calling themselves 'StarKnights' and bring up codenames and nicknames and stuff. Mine, at least back in high school, was Setsuna [after, oddly, my favorite Sailor Moon character].

Then I graduated, and moved away. Oh, and finally got a MySpace years later [or almost two years ago, to be exact].

One of my friends then suggested I bring back the old 'StarKnight' term, nowadays used for the few small strong handful of people who are very good friends of mine and/or have been a huge influence on my life. Like my favorite band.

And, David Koresh scares the sh*t out of me. Thank God I don't know him. Then again, he's dead anyway, I think.

Oh and, at least at MY McD's, in my end of the world, we don't have the sour cream and chive dips. Honestly, I thought you only find those in a Wendy's, or at least in a sour cream and chives baked potato there.

ETA: *sigh* Geez...

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Big Black wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Gimme Big Mac, fries to go, and supersize me...

No more supersizes, due to the film.

I blame it on Jennifer and her StarKnight hippy burger brigade commune for pushing it too much

Nope, it was actually mostly due to the film. I kinda thought that dude was a bit off the deep end anyhow for that. That and, because of the film, it was Corporate's decision to 'phase out' the Supersize option.

Unfortunately, to this day I still get customers requesting 'Can you Supersize that for me please?' My God, what did I do to deserve that?

And Burt, NO I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE!!!

Kath wrote:

'Sunshine' wrote:

Doctor? wrote: did I miss something? did someone kick Sunshine in the minge while I wasn't looking?

She seems such a pleasant sort

Ah well, NOOL does it to the best of em.

Yer all cunts, every last one of you and I hate you and will kill you, your famillies, friends and pets.

See? I typed that without any conscious input.

Geez, where the Helen of Troy's a hug emotie when you need one? Not that I would use it constantly, but in this case, maybe.

But anyways... :D

Doc's right. I am a pleasant sort. I was just taught to stand up for myself when the occassion suites me best, and this would be one of them.

[Oh and, this would have to be the one NOOL thread I seem to be most involved in. I like this. ]

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear,

When I used to be young, I loved the Bay City Rollers; had pictures of Les Mckeon (?) on my wall.....but then you KNOW you aren't going to meet him, sleep with him, have his babies.......

That's why barneysangels.com is alarming.

And everything you have just posted is alarming.

It's just obsessional shit. I wonder if you like New Order at all - for their 'music'; or are you looking at each member - specifically Barney..as some kind of fantasy?

Ahh, Les McKeown - the sexy one

Barnette wrote:

Kath wrote:

'Sunshine' wrote:

Doctor? wrote: did I miss something? did someone kick Sunshine in the minge while I wasn't looking?

She seems such a pleasant sort

Ah well, NOOL does it to the best of em.

Yer all cunts, every last one of you and I hate you and will kill you, your famillies, friends and pets.

See? I typed that without any conscious input.

Geez, where the Helen of Troy's a hug emotie when you need one? Not that I would use it constantly, but in this case, maybe.

But anyways... :D

Doc's right. I am a pleasant sort. I was just taught to stand up for myself when the occassion suites me best, and this would be one of them.

[Oh and, this would have to be the one NOOL thread I seem to be most involved in. I like this. ]

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear,

When I used to be young, I loved the Bay City Rollers; had pictures of Les Mckeon (?) on my wall.....but then you KNOW you aren't going to meet him, sleep with him, have his babies.......

That's why barneysangels.com is alarming.

And everything you have just posted is alarming.

It's just obsessional shit. I wonder if you like New Order at all - for their 'music'; or are you looking at each member - specifically Barney..as some kind of fantasy?

Ahh, Les McKeown - the sexy one

Erm I hope I have posted comments that show neither of these things, neither sexual or 'uninformed crap'. Is there a need to make it an issue. Guys and girls are equally welcome here, I think the threads would suffer from a lack of opinion from both sides.

mil wrote: Erm I hope I have posted comments that show neither of these things, neither sexual or 'uninformed crap'. Is there a need to make it an issue. Guys and girls are equally welcome here, I think the threads would suffer from a lack of opinion from both sides.

count yourself as not being targeted by this thread.

NOOLigan wrote:

mil wrote: Erm I hope I have posted comments that show neither of these things, neither sexual or 'uninformed crap'. Is there a need to make it an issue. Guys and girls are equally welcome here, I think the threads would suffer from a lack of opinion from both sides.

count yourself as not being targeted by this thread.

exactly.

There's a few rabbit stewers round here, but they are definitely the vast minority. Still can't fathom Sunshine being tagged as a nutter, I've seen plenty of NO related comment from here....and not PSQ loony-questions either (though I can hardly criticise PSQ for that, I lie awake at night wondering about all sorts of pointless things).

Having said that........

Have you ever noticed that if you ask **MOST** girls about any band or movie....you get an answer in the form...."I'd $CARNAL_ACT, that $BANDMEMBER/$CHARACTER"..... never an answer about plot, script, photography, direction,, musica; avlues, any of that.....just "he'd get it". Even my beloved Leanne, who is a big Green Day fan.....I found some gigs of theirs while looking for NO on PLG or DaD, and asked her if she wanted them...."Only videos, please" mucky girl.

Of course maybe I just notice it in Girls cos they are "the other". Maybe most blokes are the same, and cos I don't work that way, I don't accept that as a fact to base premises on.

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear,

When I used to be young, I loved the Bay City Rollers; had pictures of Les Mckeon (?) on my wall.....but then you KNOW you aren't going to meet him, sleep with him, have his babies.......

That's why barneysangels.com is alarming.

And everything you have just posted is alarming.

It's just obsessional shit. I wonder if you like New Order at all - for their 'music'; or are you looking at each member - specifically Barney..as some kind of fantasy?

Are you crazy?

dunno where the original post went (deleted?) but that shit about barney's angels living in a fantasy world and going out to stalk/kidnap barney is just bullshit. I don't know who came up with that and why people keep repeating it Anyway, it's getting old. *sigh*

Uh, back on topic?

Yeah, women do tend to focus more on the person, I think you're right about that. For me it's both really: I love the music, I also get a bit curious about the people who made it. Being fan of this band means I have loads of torrents and remixes and demos and solo projects.. (and I don't know many women who collect those things like me) but also a couple of nice books and interviews :)

funny, if you replace "people" with "machines", that's exactly how it is for me. I LOVE learning how this or that was done, or about the quirks and foibles of such and such a flummy or doodad.

***Technically a synth or simmilar is not a machine as it does not convert one form of energy to another....electric in, electric out. Drums and guitars ARE machines, kinetic energy to sound. It's a stupid fact, but totally worth knowing the next time you have to talk to a rock luddite or listen to a drummer raving about "f*ing machines"

there you go, it's not that hard to understand women :p

to quote Gillian Gilbert: "I think music's about relationships as well, I don't think one should try to pull one out from the other."

(thanks to Gaius ;) for giving me that quote)

Big Black wrote: Holy crap.

Rik is on NOOL

Missy Jem wrote: Come on Edelbrock name names...

Or are you frightened?

Sorry, gone to the field for a couple days...not able to get to computer while out there.

But, I wasn't trying to name names as it tends to loose the focus of the trend i was noticing. It will turn into "I don't do that that much" and then I have to pull out individual scenerios and trying to back them that honestly I don't have the time for. But for its funny how the girls that posted on this thread (save one newbie) have no affiliation with the original post.

Like I mentioned earlier in response to Ron, my original percentage maybe way off, as some of these posters seem to flood the threads with crap.

And come on, everyone knows who the posters are that I'm refering to....just trying to get a good scuffle going ain't ya.....you instigator, you!

EdelBrock wrote: I wasn't trying to name names as it tends to loose the focus of the trend i was noticing. It will turn into "I don't do that that much" and then I have to pull out individual scenerios and trying to back them that honestly I don't have the time for. But for its funny how the girls that posted on this thread (save one newbie) have no affiliation with the original post.

Like I mentioned earlier in response to Ron, my original percentage maybe way off, as some of these posters seem to flood the threads with crap.

And come on, everyone knows who the posters are that I'm refering to....just trying to get a good scuffle going ain't ya.....you instigator, you!

Good call, mate!

*shifty eyes*

That's brilliant!! Must have that one for my sig...

now excuse me, I have to restock on camerafilms and ductape :p

Watch out, Ally, you're showing signs of obsession with this subject...