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How to sort out your hangover?

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With the bank holiday looming this weekend, there'll be plenty of these going about next tuesday! This is my tip,its fuckin terrible at the time but next morning fresh as a daisy!

Intake as much alcohol,drugs,junk food as you like over the night. When you get home fill one glass with water, and fill another with juice. pour some table salt into the glass with the water and carry them both to the bathroom.

Once there drink to glass of salt water quickly, you will vomit almost instantly! once you know you've finished being sick, drink the juice-the citrus in the juice will disolve the salt and the taste will be gone and you wont wake up with a real bad thirst.

Ok,the downside it the above. The upside is the following morning you be 99.9% ok again. This does work.

When there are D&D's locked in for the night this is what custody sgts give them so they're sober for discharge the following morning!

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ew..i'd rather go to bed and skip class the next day like im doing now

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Hey! This takes away the joy of decoratig three bus stops on your way home! :D

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'decorating' is fun! :D

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are you 3 posters above me all friends or something? seems like you only started posting 5 minutes ago and now you cant stop :brow:

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: are you 3 posters above me all friends or something? seems like you only started posting 5 minutes ago and now you cant stop :brow:

we really cant stop. its like a painful itching and burning agony..

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: are you 3 posters above me all friends or something? seems like you only started posting 5 minutes ago and now you cant stop :brow:

i'm here since january, as you can see.

keep yur friends close, but enemies closer

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: are you 3 posters above me all friends or something? seems like you only started posting 5 minutes ago and now you cant stop :brow:

oy..and why must I be associated with this? im paying bills and skipping class..and reading..a few replies..so pfft

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Redrum wrote:

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: are you 3 posters above me all friends or something? seems like you only started posting 5 minutes ago and now you cant stop :brow:

i'm here since january, as you can see.

keep yur friends close, but enemies closer

I AM YOUR FUNGPOD LOVER, REDRUM!!!! "*plays jetstream*

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TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: are you 3 posters above me all friends or something? seems like you only started posting 5 minutes ago and now you cant stop :brow:

i'm here since january, as you can see.

keep yur friends close, but enemies closer

I AM YOUR FUNGPOD LOVER, REDRUM!!!! "*plays jetstream*

up for some cyber sexcersises?

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I'VE BEEN TOUCHED.. BY THE HAND OF GOD!!!!!!

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you're just killing the boards

oh well.

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TheFungpod wrote: I'VE BEEN TOUCHED.. BY THE HAND OF GOD!!!!!!

*cuts off the hand*

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: you're just killing the boards

oh well.

DMANIT, JACK!! IT ISNT FAIR!!!!

we are breathing new life into it!

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Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: I'VE BEEN TOUCHED.. BY THE HAND OF GOD!!!!!!

*cuts off the hand*

*cuts off your twiddledee*

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i misplaced one of my braincells..

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can't be arsed with all this bullshit

hopefully you'll just get banned soon :)

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i miss my oat bran.

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TheFungpod wrote:

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: you're just killing the boards

oh well.

DMANIT, JACK!! IT ISNT FAIR!!!!

we are breathing new life into it!

yeah... it's like we're kids in disneyland or this huge toy shop..

oh, wait... nvm

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TheFungpod wrote: i misplaced one of my braincells..

the only one you had?

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: can't be arsed with all this bullshit

why are you reading it then? lol

its got nothing to do with you, so... why bother reading it, lol

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Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: i misplaced one of my braincells..

the only one you had?

YES!

my precious semi-cell. :(

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no comments

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Back to the hangovers...

Big Fry up usually does the trick. Sausage, Bacon, Eggs, Black Pudding, Potato Cakes, toast, mushrooms and tomato.

Of course, whether I can be arsed cooking it I very much doubt...

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DO NOT.. TOUCH.. THE MUSHROOMS!! LEAVE THEM ALONE! THEY ARE MY RELATIVES! GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF THEM!! YOU BASTARD!

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TheFungpod wrote: DO NOT.. TOUCH.. THE MUSHROOMS!! LEAVE THEM ALONE! THEY ARE MY RELATIVES! GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF THEM!! YOU BASTARD!

arent you cooking them yourself? lol cannibal!

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Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: DO NOT.. TOUCH.. THE MUSHROOMS!! LEAVE THEM ALONE! THEY ARE MY RELATIVES! GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF THEM!! YOU BASTARD!

arent you cooking them yourself? lol cannibal!

ASSHOLE!! THOSE ARE DIFFERENT KIND SOF MUSHROOMS!

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TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: DO NOT.. TOUCH.. THE MUSHROOMS!! LEAVE THEM ALONE! THEY ARE MY RELATIVES! GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF THEM!! YOU BASTARD!

arent you cooking them yourself? lol cannibal!

ASSHOLE!! THOSE ARE DIFFERENT KIND SOF MUSHROOMS!

the yellow glowing fungus?

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Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: DO NOT.. TOUCH.. THE MUSHROOMS!! LEAVE THEM ALONE! THEY ARE MY RELATIVES! GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF THEM!! YOU BASTARD!

arent you cooking them yourself? lol cannibal!

ASSHOLE!! THOSE ARE DIFFERENT KIND SOF MUSHROOMS!

the yellow glowing fungus?

DAMNIT!!! IT!!!

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Silly Americans

Anywho a fizzy drink and a couple of packets of 20p Space Invaders Pickled Onion is the best hangover cure:thumb:

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Snoopy wrote: Silly Americans

Anywho a fizzy drink and a couple of packets of 20p Space Invaders Pickled Onion is the best hangover cure:thumb:

ONIONS ARE THE ANTICHRIST!

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Snoopy wrote: Silly Americans

Anywho a fizzy drink and a couple of packets of 20p Space Invaders Pickled Onion is the best hangover cure:thumb:

me no americana

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Uncle Liam wrote: Back to the hangovers...

Big Fry up usually does the trick. Sausage, Bacon, Eggs, Black Pudding, Potato Cakes, toast, mushrooms and tomato.

Of course, whether I can be arsed cooking it I very much doubt...

damn..now i want food..mmm fried mashed potato cakes...

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OATMEAL!!

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Tanner_sis wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Back to the hangovers...

Big Fry up usually does the trick. Sausage, Bacon, Eggs, Black Pudding, Potato Cakes, toast, mushrooms and tomato.

Of course, whether I can be arsed cooking it I very much doubt...

damn..now i want food..mmm fried mashed potato cakes...

with shrooms?

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Redrum wrote:

Tanner_sis wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Back to the hangovers...

Big Fry up usually does the trick. Sausage, Bacon, Eggs, Black Pudding, Potato Cakes, toast, mushrooms and tomato.

Of course, whether I can be arsed cooking it I very much doubt...

damn..now i want food..mmm fried mashed potato cakes...

with shrooms?

no!

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FUCKIN JACKASSES!

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TheFungpod wrote: FUCKIN JACKASSES!

barnass?

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Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: FUCKIN JACKASSES!

barnass?

I WILL EAT YOUR EYEBALLS, DAMN YOU, PEEING.. FREAK!

:abovelol: :banghead:

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THIS IS A LOCAL thread for LOCAL people.Please do not tresspass on my GRASS.STILL not sold the bloody SHED though!Hoping for some good news soon.Now how is RON?Cambo been around.Where is MAYA?Is SHUG better?Gotta dash but play FAIR PLEASE! :thumb:

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god help me.

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ROCKET MICK wrote: THIS IS A LOCAL thread for LOCAL people.Please do not tresspass on my GRASS.STILL not sold the bloody SHED though!Hoping for some good news soon.Now how is RON?Cambo been around.Where is MAYA?Is SHUG better?Gotta dash but play FAIR PLEASE! :thumb:

These people killed the shed. :(

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TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: FUCKIN JACKASSES!

barnass?

I WILL EAT YOUR EYEBALLS, DAMN YOU, PEEING.. FREAK!

:abovelol: :banghead:

is that you having to go to pee every like hour? :P

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NOOLigan wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: THIS IS A LOCAL thread for LOCAL people.Please do not tresspass on my GRASS.STILL not sold the bloody SHED though!Hoping for some good news soon.Now how is RON?Cambo been around.Where is MAYA?Is SHUG better?Gotta dash but play FAIR PLEASE! :thumb:

sheds? These people killed the shed. :(

sheds?

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NOOLigan wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: THIS IS A LOCAL thread for LOCAL people.Please do not tresspass on my GRASS.STILL not sold the bloody SHED though!Hoping for some good news soon.Now how is RON?Cambo been around.Where is MAYA?Is SHUG better?Gotta dash but play FAIR PLEASE! :thumb:

These people killed the shed. :(

we're burning down the house mah, house we're burning down the house

or whatever how that song went

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Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: FUCKIN JACKASSES!

barnass?

I WILL EAT YOUR EYEBALLS, DAMN YOU, PEEING.. FREAK!

:abovelol: :banghead:

is that you having to go to pee every like hour? :P

nOT TONIGHT!

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TheFungpod wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: THIS IS A LOCAL thread for LOCAL people.Please do not tresspass on my GRASS.STILL not sold the bloody SHED though!Hoping for some good news soon.Now how is RON?Cambo been around.Where is MAYA?Is SHUG better?Gotta dash but play FAIR PLEASE! :thumb:

sheds? These people killed the shed. :(

sheds?

Poo... something

the place where we were supposed to have a chit-chat, but they shut the place down anyway. lol

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HEAR HEAR Steve i have tried this throwing up malarky but it STILL doesn't help me.Fcuk me it is a RIGHT SAID Mess round here at the moment.I shall retire and watch LOVEJOY until things CALM DOWN.Aside from the bad vibes around these forums things are pretty cool down my allotment.But I WILL NEVER go out drinking with MIKE and MYSTERY GUEST(my ARSE) again.Still nowt like having a good run of bad luck. :thumb: :hat:

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TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: FUCKIN JACKASSES!

barnass?

I WILL EAT YOUR EYEBALLS, DAMN YOU, PEEING.. FREAK!

:abovelol: :banghead:

is that you having to go to pee every like hour? :P

nOT TONIGHT!

tonight thank god is them instead of you

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Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote: FUCKIN JACKASSES!

barnass?

I WILL EAT YOUR EYEBALLS, DAMN YOU, PEEING.. FREAK!

:abovelol: :banghead:

is that you having to go to pee every like hour? :P

nOT TONIGHT!

tonight thank god is them instead of you

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! GELDOF SCARES ME!!!!!

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SHED wrote: HEAR HEAR Steve i have tried this throwing up malarky but it STILL doesn't help me.Fcuk me it is a RIGHT SAID Mess round here at the moment.I shall retire and watch LOVEJOY until things CALM DOWN.Aside from the bad vibes around these forums things are pretty cool down my allotment.But I WILL NEVER go out drinking with MIKE and MYSTERY GUEST(my ARSE) again.Still nowt like having a good run of bad luck. :thumb: :hat:

*runs away screaming*

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come back here, wiatch!

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Redrum wrote: come back here, wiatch!

DO NOT TRY AND BLESS ME!! GET THAT FUCKING SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!

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*runs away screaming*

Thought we had met.It is YOUR round.Can you surf?:scratch:

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SHED wrote: *runs away screaming*

Thought we had met.It is YOUR round.Can you surf?:scratch:

I cant surf!!!! IM AFRAID OF WATER!!! LIQUID SCARES ME!

want to help me?

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SHED wrote: *runs away screaming*

Thought we had met.It is YOUR round.Can you surf?:scratch:

I can dive in... and never come back to the surface

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Redrum wrote:

SHED wrote: *runs away screaming*

Thought we had met.It is YOUR round.Can you surf?:scratch:

I can dive in... and never come back to the surface

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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SHED wrote: *runs away screaming*

Thought we had met.It is YOUR round.Can you surf?:scratch:

i have no fuckin idea wtf im saying anymore ,kakoloOLOLOLOLOLOL

:abovelol: :abovelol:

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TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

SHED wrote: *runs away screaming*

Thought we had met.It is YOUR round.Can you surf?:scratch:

I can dive in... and never come back to the surface

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

fine!

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Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

SHED wrote: *runs away screaming*

Thought we had met.It is YOUR round.Can you surf?:scratch:

I can dive in... and never come back to the surface

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

fine!

*runs off screaming again*

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TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

TheFungpod wrote:

Redrum wrote:

SHED wrote: *runs away screaming*

Thought we had met.It is YOUR round.Can you surf?:scratch:

I can dive in... and never come back to the surface

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

fine!

*runs off screaming again*

*looks for diving equipment*

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