Just heard some terrible news.
Ally Monaco has been kidnapped and taken away on a container boat. The boat sailed from Aberdeen at lunchtime and is already reported to be in International waters. Ally was on a maintenance visit to the boat at the time of the kidnap. His colleague saw a large, hairy sailor pull up the drawbridge with his big arms, the engines started and the boat pulled away without untying it’s mooring ropes.
Eye-witnesses reported seeing a fresh-faced youth waving from the poop-deck.
He had already lost his trousers.
I hope you will all join me in praying for Ally’s speedy and safe return.
In case he doesn’t make it back in time, does anyone want his ticket for James in Glasgow at the weekend?
:p
