Whats the most USELESS thing you own? — Forum Archive

2 May 2007, 01:41

2 May 2007, 01:43

12" vinyl records

2 May 2007, 01:45

common sense

2 May 2007, 02:07

my Vic 20.

2 May 2007, 02:16

a box of condoms!!!!

2 May 2007, 02:24

a laundry basket

2 May 2007, 02:42

National Insurance Number :lol:

2 May 2007, 02:43

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: a box of condoms!!!!

lol :laugh:

Same here, probably :(

2 May 2007, 03:05

Although, actually the condoms see more use than a load of this I still own...

2 May 2007, 03:22

A chocolate teapot... :nod:

Snorri xxx

2 May 2007, 03:25

£100 worth of Stoke City / New Order flag.

What was I thinking?

:scratch:

2 May 2007, 04:09

signed southampton f.c. football,, the relegation side! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i let them use you ,,for there own end.

2 May 2007, 04:19

Nipples. :laugh:

2 May 2007, 04:40

Leggy D wrote: Although, actually the condoms see more use than a load of this I still own...

oooohh...forgot about all the hair gel that resides under my sink...fucking useless as well...for me...that is...

2 May 2007, 04:40

A U2 CD.

2 May 2007, 04:48

ally wrote: A U2 CD.

they make excellent beer mats!!!

2 May 2007, 04:55

A 12" Blue Monday Single :evil4:

2 May 2007, 05:05

Doctor Clayhead wrote: £100 worth of Stoke City / New Order flag.

What was I thinking?

wow...

i'm impressed

2 May 2007, 05:06

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

ally wrote: A U2 CD.

they make excellent beer mats!!!

Nope, it's even shit at being them.

Keeps trying to lecture me on global warming and poverty when I rest a beer on it.

:scratch:

2 May 2007, 05:34

ally wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

ally wrote: A U2 CD.

they make excellent beer mats!!!

Nope, it's even shit at being them.

Keeps trying to lecture me on global warming and poverty when I rest a beer on it.

turn it over!!!

2 May 2007, 05:47

hair on my arse

2 May 2007, 06:14

The missus

:laugh:

2 May 2007, 06:19

Rick Banks wrote: hair on my arse

Yeah, in agreement there...wish it had stayed on my head instead of migrated south :angry:

2 May 2007, 10:42

Free CDs by artists I have reviewed for newspapers. The only decent one I have is the Editors' album.

2 May 2007, 10:58

General Dogsbody wrote: 12" vinyl records

Buy a turntable mate!!!!

2 May 2007, 11:43

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: A 12" Blue Monday Single

:rofl: Nice. :rofl:

As for me: the jog-along radio Dad got me for Christmas. :laugh: Never used the damn thing.

2 May 2007, 11:54

My belly button

2 May 2007, 12:35

pocket lint

2 May 2007, 13:10

an armband for my iPod nano

2 May 2007, 13:28

Gardening stuff. I live in a 2nd floor flat.

Excepting the months from December to March, a snowboard.

A bottle of Jaegermeister which im never drunk enough to drink from.

2 May 2007, 17:28

Minx wrote: My belly button

Fill it with Vodka and let people do shots out of it :nod: :food:

.

2 May 2007, 17:40

Minx wrote: My belly button

anything that looks good isn't really useless. :ignore:

2 May 2007, 19:49

Still have a church key, or old-style bottle opener, on hand in the drawer.

I have two Beta VCR's......though one of them doesn't work anymore.

2 May 2007, 20:44

a yellow submarine beatles souvenir !!:\ohwell:

2 May 2007, 22:28

a bottle of hairspray that i never use. then again i could always start a fire. that wouldn't be totally useless. that would only lead to arson and then jail. and only then would it all have been totally USELESS. :skeptic:

3 May 2007, 01:11

Leggy D wrote:

Minx wrote: My belly button

Fill it with Vodka and let people do shots out of it

.

:abovelol:

I hadn't thought of that

3 May 2007, 01:20

My old New Order vhs tapes! :laugh:

3 May 2007, 01:22

Nicotine patches

3 May 2007, 01:30

Kath wrote: Nicotine patches

:rofl:

3 May 2007, 03:29

3 May 2007, 03:49

Doctor? wrote:

:evil4: got a 20MEG amstrad hard drive and some 30 pin 1 meg sims

3 May 2007, 04:42

old lead foot wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

got a 20MEG amstrad hard drive and some 30 pin 1 meg sims

:lol:

20mwg drive probably cost more than an entry level PC nowdays.

Amsrad was probably quicker mind you.

I have a trump but........

The bend/modulation section of a Casio CZ3000....the balance of which was binned years ago, Not only useLESS, but, I would argue, actually anti-useful or perhaps negatively useful.

I mean, while I WILL buy another C3K one day, I'm unlikely to need a fleggy, moth eaten insect den of a spare part in a hurry.

3 May 2007, 05:14

a container of hair pomade I own and a cd promo of a Russell Crowe cd I have my Tower Record days.

3 May 2007, 06:53

Er,Guilt. It's pap. The record,natch. :nod:

3 May 2007, 16:21

a password to this site

4 May 2007, 17:57

The remote for my old five-CD player (which itself died sometime in the spring of '05). It just sits there with my useful remotes for the VCR and DVD player, I'm too lazy to get rid of it :shrug:

5 May 2007, 09:07

Minx wrote:

Leggy D wrote:

Minx wrote: My belly button

Fill it with Vodka and let people do shots out of it

.

I hadn't thought of that

Isn't that what they are for? Maybe just in Newcastle then! :laugh:

For me it's the free view box I bought for my TV in my bedroom - can't work out how to make it work. I'll be in trouble with the big digital switch over!!! :nod: