a Fart Warning for central Burrito County until 6:45p.m. At 6:40pm, the NationalWeather Service detected a gust of fart located 2 miles north of Assville moving south at 20 mph. The gust of fart will be near.....Face by 6:45p.m.
Seek shelter away from windows and wear a gas mask properly. This gust of fart may cause nausea and unconsciousness.
Remember to spay and neuter your cows or PETA will beat your ass with a blunt object and possibly with a turkey baster courtesy of the Scientologists. Then again if you don't spay or neuter your cows, the aliens will eventually take care of the problem.
...HICKS...
