Best Titles For Books That Were Never Written
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I AM NOT A COLD-HEARTED TWO-FACE BALL BUSTING CUNT WHO WANTS TO RULE THE FREE WORLD: AN AUTO-BIOGRAPHY... Hillary Clinton...
-wait, i just saw it on amazon.com...
BonoShed wrote: "Jesus Loves Me, Why Can't You?" by Bono
(love his music tho he can be insufferable)
How about "Jesus, an Autobiography" by Bono? Oops, sorry, that freak from Creed (Scott Stapp or whatever his name is) already wrote that one.
Matt
Matt wrote: How about "Jesus, an Autobiography" by Bono? Oops, sorry, that freak from Creed (Scott Stapp or whatever his name is) already wrote that one.
*ahem*
OUCH!!!
how to dismantle a robot that is trying to kill your dog
the encyclopaedia of what NOT to say to a cop for stupid people
asscrack shaving for dummies
horses do not like rats, sir
lazy cops 911
aahhhhhh, get it off me!!
Best titles for pornos that were never filmed:
Lawrence of the Labia Mr. Blandings Fucks His Dream Girl
(okay, maybe I'd just like to see porn versions of classic movies)
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Best titles for pornos that were never filmed:
Lawrence of the Labia Mr. Blandings Fucks His Dream Girl
(okay, maybe I'd just like to see porn versions of classic movies)
Hilary LOVES your IDEA!!!!:D 
EdelBrock wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Best titles for pornos that were never filmed:
Lawrence of the Labia Mr. Blandings Fucks His Dream Girl
(okay, maybe I'd just like to see porn versions of classic movies)
Hilary LOVES your IDEA!!!!:D
Separated at birth?
How to Seduce Your Stepdaughter - W. Allen
Yeah, My Music Sucks - Kenny G.
Dicks I've Known - P. Hilton
Dicks I've Known - G. Michael
'23 Days Later' - Paris Hilton
'Dry Cleaning For Beginners' - Bill Clinton
'Hey, smoking makes you look really cool' - Bill Hicks
'The Trannie's Guide To Make-Up Application' - Eddie Izzard
'Advanced Hide And Seek' - Osama Bin Laden
'Easy Way To Tell Jokes' Osama Bin Laffin'
'A Chimp's Guide To Public Speaking' G W Bush
'How It Feels To Be The Mother Of 1000 Dead' Margaret Thatcher
'Loincloth Origami' Mahatma Ghandi
'The Beginner's Guide To Finding Replacement Thumbs' C A Nash
'How To Make Friends And Influence People' Bongo
'What Not To Wear' Bob Geldof
'Jailbreak' Nelson Mandela
'I Fought The Law' Jeffrey Archer
BonoShed wrote: Dude is that from a horror movie??
Nope, actually truth is Hillary is William's old blow up doll...here she is deflated...
EdelBrock wrote: Come now Popey, you're not familar with Chelsea???
Chelsea is actually Bat Boy?
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Best titles for pornos that were never filmed:
Lawrence of the Labia
The security guard in my work SWEARS he's seen it!!!!!!
Doctor? wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Best titles for pornos that were never filmed:
Lawrence of the Labia
The security guard in my work SWEARS he's seen it!!!!!!
he's probably seen other things too...
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Best titles for pornos that were never filmed:
Lawrence of the Labia Mr. Blandings Fucks His Dream Girl
(okay, maybe I'd just like to see porn versions of classic movies)
Hilary LOVES your IDEA!!!!:D
Separated at birth?
