Favorite Worst Action Actor

Feel free to post yer favorite pic.....Old Monkey will pay 40 lbs to the winner

There are more of them out there. I'd not have any of those out of shape old farts on my side.

From your list I'll pick Keanu as Neo. I doubt I could have a much better choice. I'll think about this a bit.

Favorite Worst??? I think its an oxymoron.

Anyway, from that list, porbably its Steven Seagull, but honestly, i'm a die hard JACKY CHAN fan! Now at 53, he does all of his stunts, no camera tricks, and each square inch of his body are already stitched! And yet, during "accidents" that would sideline an athlete for around half a year, after his "operation," he would go back to the camera and finished his take, whether jumping off a building, chopper, or mountain. In other words, he is INHUMAN!

So, since Jacky Chan is not on the list, I boycott this poll.

Indeed!

How does one pay "40 lbs"?

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: How does one pay "40 lbs"?

Hahaha!

Thru liposuction I guess! Then place it in a bottle. So I guess you have to pay for the freight cost.

Indeed!

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: How does one pay "40 lbs"?

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: How does one pay "40 lbs"?

I think he means this. £. My keyboarad isn't even supposed to have that symbol.

NOOLigan wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: How does one pay "40 lbs"?

I think he means this. £. My keyboarad isn't even supposed to have that symbol.

True...plus add my poor American sense of humor....

Sub-Cultured wrote: Favorite Worst??? I think its an oxymoron.

Anyway, from that list, porbably its Steven Seagull, but honestly, i'm a die hard JACKY CHAN fan! Now at 53, he does all of his stunts, no camera tricks, and each square inch of his body are already stitched! And yet, during "accidents" that would sideline an athlete for around half a year, after his "operation," he would go back to the camera and finished his take, whether jumping off a building, chopper, or mountain. In other words, he is INHUMAN!

So, since Jacky Chan is not on the list, I boycott this poll.

Indeed!

the whole pointof Jackie Chan doing his own incredible stunts takes him out ot the running for "worst action actor" doesn't it??? Let alone your favorite....

ITV pulled "Die Hard 2" from the TV schedule last night, presumably because depictions of "terrorism" would be too much for us poor Brits the take in these scary times.

They replaced it with fucking "Cliffhanger".

EdelBrock wrote: the whole pointof Jackie Chan doing his own incredible stunts takes him out ot the running for "worst action actor" doesn't it??? Let alone your favorite....

Ok! Comprende dude!

Indeed!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I had to go with Mr. Segal, his "movies" are frigging terrible...and for Chuck Norris to be on this list is blasphemy...the man allows God to pretend to be a deity, and you dare put him on this list???

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

He'd use that third fist under his beard to pound you into submission...

I met Steven Seagal in February and to be honest he was really sound. Nice chap. His last few films have been shite but I didn't dare tell him to his face. Big fucker!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I had to go with Mr. Segal, his "movies" are frigging terrible...and for Chuck Norris to be on this list is blasphemy...the man allows God to pretend to be a deity, and you dare put him on this list???

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

He'd use that third fist under his beard to pound you into submission...

Granted, there is no such thing as evolution, only animals Chuck Norris ALLOWS to live......but since Bruce Lee movies, when has he produced anything with good acting in it?

how much c4 was in that grenade????

surely its that black geezeer in Blade

King John Honest John wrote: surely its that black geezeer in Blade

No one called Wesley,could possibly be any good in a ruck.

Terry Macann-Minder Always took down blokes twice his size for Arfur. Nails.

Or Oz in Aufeidersan(you spell it proper,if you want??) Pet,to drop the nut in....Word

I voted Steven Segal, cos I used to fancy him when I was (A LOT) younger.

I also chose him because I thought some of his films were better than others.

I also chose him because I feel sorry for him, as some friends of mine went watching him perform recently (singer/guitarist) and he was awful!

Missy Jem wrote: I voted Steven Segal, cos I used to fancy him when I was (A LOT) younger.

Jem, I don't know if LAST year qualifies as ALOT younger

Keanu Reeves an action star???

The only real action I've watched starring Keanu is from this movie:

Excellent!

I voted for the "muscles from brussels" cos am a gay bastard........ oops no i'm not, voted for jv cos lady told me to!

Sub-Cultured wrote: Keanu Reeves an action star???

ummm.... Point Break Johnny Mnuemonic All the Matrixes Chain reaction Speed Constatine

granted he's has alot of other types of movies, but his acting is so terrible that I think it deserves space on the list....

Doctor Clayhead wrote: They replaced it with fucking "Cliffhanger".

'93. A very $ Film to make.. The Dialogue side- splitting. Watched Cliff Hanger in t' Theatre. Immense whoa. Hands down. Favourite Action Star is Bruce Lee, not worst by any means as he seemed to have some Real clean fun in making his Films.

King John Honest John wrote: surely its that black geezeer in Blade

Wonder if he ever saw NO's the video w/ Confusion.. ..Plus Ra's al Ghul- Ken Watanabe or 2. Mads Mikkelson- Le Chiffre in Casino Royale.

Just make sure you follow Mr. T's Commandments:

I plumped for good old 'Muscles from Brussels' with Mr Segal not too far behind. Death Warrant, Blood Sport, Double Impact, AWOL, the star of our show Street Fighter (no wonder it killed off Raul Julia LOL!) and a whole host of his other films are total 'cheese' fests IMO! Still IMO Schwarzenegger's Commando is the for me the ultimate action 'cheese' fest. Single handed he stops a central/south American coup, wastes approx 5,000 rebel troups, rescues his kidnapped daughter and just gets a bit of shrapnel in his belly, a gun shot wound to his arm and a few scratches - pure s***e but enjoyable s***e if you're in the mood for it LOL! Cheers!

EdelBrock wrote:

Sub-Cultured wrote: Keanu Reeves an action star???

ummm.... Point Break Johnny Mnuemonic All the Matrixes Chain reaction Speed Constatine

granted he's has alot of other types of movies, but his acting is so terrible that I think it deserves space on the list....

Dude, of course I know he starred in those films, which is not really 100% action films. So that's why i question his inclusion in this list.

He should've stuck his role as Ted Theodore Logan and embarked on a world tour as the Wyld Stallions (from Bill & Ted). At least, he is part of the "Two Great Ones.":)

Excellent!

EdelBrock wrote: Just make sure you follow Mr. T's Commandments:

eek!!! Mister Tee???

I remember his song back in the 80s, actually, the only song I know from him. It goes like this:

treat her righttreat your mother righttreat her rightmotheris like no other...

It's all i remember. What a crappy song!!!

Indeed!

I've gotta say arnie, apart from Terminator and Steroid fest that is predator, hes done pretty much fuck all of note and some shocking films

Alan Paul Kitching wrote: Still IMO Schwarzenegger's Commando is the for me the ultimate action 'cheese' fest. Single handed he stops a central/south American coup, wastes approx 5,000 rebel troups, rescues his kidnapped daughter and just gets a bit of shrapnel in his belly, a gun shot wound to his arm and a few scratches - pure s***e but enjoyable s***e if you're in the mood for it LOL! Cheers!

His name in Commando is John Matrix, the greatest action hero name of all time