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Needs to be bashed on the head with a dangerously hard plastic toy by his little niece. Badly.

Like so:

Has the biggest pair of manboobs in Texas.

Wished she had man-boobs as big as Jeffari's

Missed the memo that I don't need manboobs as big as Jeff's. ;)

Forgot to give me the memo, as it was in the other shirt

ok, low blow there, but couldn't resist:shy:

Should be told that Im not that way inclined,and it would be appreciated if he would stop pm'ing me naked pics of himself.

Wants to have his own "Ask Jeff" thread so that he can give all the non-sense, out of this world answers and advices.

Indeed*!*

Isnt getting a container of black ooze that he keeps emailing me for

wants to spank my monkey

Wants to accuse me of stealing his millions... even though he does not have a million.

Indeed*!*

Is a Cult-aholic.

Indeed.

Stole my monkey, that f-cker!!

Steals monkeys as a secret hobby.

Can I have a Bacon and Egg Mcmuffin and some Hash browns please?

Forgot the fact that I go by my work system time, which means breakfast ended about 6 hours ago.

:p

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: isn't smart enough to make Ronbo a bacon macmuffin at 4 in the afternoon...

either that, or she's a biyotch!!!

Second option, Jeff. ;) And proud.

...his sanity is officially in question.

*wtf was that all about!?*

Is confusing me with a dead-bird fetishist.

Has made my day.