Say Something Nice About the Person Above You

Wind on, wind on!

You should be in a zoo!

Muahahahahah!

Edit: arrrgh! Again! Reduced to pathetic replies by the comeback king!

Wants to see my photos..

There ye go mate

Wants to see my photo...

There ye go mate

For an (apparently) relatively really old dude hasn't shown some taste and discernment.

Just a pity he's such a big Rudolf Valentino and Charlie Chaplin fan. He's really that old!

Indeed*!*

Doesn't realize that the Great Cornholio's about to take over his bonghole with lots of T.P.

...indeed.

keeps on poking me...

keeps his hands inside his trousers...

Indeed!

always makes me laugh

always laughs at me

Indeed!

The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote: ...For an (apparently)... ...really old dude

For an (apparently) young dude, has only been cheeky the once: and likes living dangerously!

Inordinately***!***

Wants to save the children from the kiddies I dropped off at the pool an hour ago

Wants to save the world from people like me, and could probably tank my loudmouth ass in a fight! Glad he lives in California; like the brilliant Mr John Steinbeck (did).

Wants to see my bunghole

:moon:

Indeed!

... ...

Help ma boab! Thinks I'm an arse :bandit:, shirt lifter, light on my loafers, etc, etc, ( **...**doesn't realise I'm really a homophobic fuck-wit.)

I'm a daddy of two amazing beautiful weans who are the of my life; so I must be 100% hetrosexual!

(But if I wasn't I'd certainly find some TP for his bunghole).

Quoted "Oor Wullie"..

"..jings crivvens.."

( Disnay like Nick Cave! !)

There's a far better Oor Wullie wan, I'll fun it fir yeah since yeah ken awe his pater.

Wid spend a weeek way the Broons in their But & Ben!

Gazman wrote: Quoted "Oor Wullie"..

"..jings crivvens.."

Deserves something nice for spotting an Oor Wullie quote...

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Something nice about the person above you...or is that me...

Jeff "You've lost me/You've lost me/You've lost me". but nevermind here's something "nice" for you too!

Knows his persians

He's my China :uhoh:

Lives in the Land of Predag Mijatovic (Player of Soccer)!

is enjoying nice weather

BIGINOIL wrote: Knows his persians

I had to learn early. My Mother sent me oot for breed and when a came back way a Greyhound she nearly killed me!

Sorry mate!

Here's a crap wee fotie of the lovely granite city Art Gallery as an apology:

I even saw the northern lights the last time I was up:

Sorry, sorry. Enough is enough. Time for for me!

(Edit: PS It's not the Art Gallery it's the Uni? I think!?)

BTW Scentinal's the only guy from Tajikistan I've ever understood!

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Shaves his legs

Gave me a picture of the first time he met his (now ex) wife

Stole her sister's Substance tape in 1987.

Indeed!