Say Something Nice About the Person Above You

Is literate! (If bollocks at being cryptic)

Lets babies fall into cauldrons

Should be fwapped on the head for saying that. By me.

Got that right.

Isnt my favorite Vikingette,and should really read Asterix the Gaul books :)

Recommends reading Asterix books (and knows secrets about Getafix's magic potions!)

Has met Paul Daniels,and liked him...

..not a lot,but a wee bit

Getafix! wrote:

Recommends reading Asterix books (and knows secrets about Getafix's magic potions!)

Right up until Asterix and son came out (years ago)

I had every Asterix book released Malky,

I know my Gauls

"In 59BC, Julius Caesar declared he was so shocked by the incursions of the dangerous Helvetii tribe into Gaul, and the suffering of the Gaulish peoples, that he had himself appointed 'protector of the Gauls'. By the time he'd finished protecting them, a million Gauls were dead, another million enslaved and Julius Caesar owned most of Gaul. Now I'm not suggesting there is any similarity between George W Bush's protection of the Iraqi people and Caesar's protection of the Gauls." ~Terry Jones

"We Are The People We Hate The Romans!" ~Billy Connoly

May be a cowboy but he's still a cnut.

Tickles monkeys

Got spanked by my monkey...

..it was better

Get a fucking room you two!

Is jealous that Jeff lusts after my monkey,and not his

Gazman wrote: Is jealous that Jeff lusts after my monkey,and not his

Naw. I'm no jealous of Jeff mate...

...Just Shit Scared of his farts!

PS: Jenn this is the wee ba-ba that fell in ma cauldron...

(Obelix by name, and he's in Gaz's avatar!)

Likes Colombian Drugs

Isnt a true American,unlike Prashnat and Sapna

puts on womens clothing,and hangs around in bars as RITA.

Indeed!

Is being nasty because RITA told him to F off

has big boobs....as Rita's!!

Wants to play with RITaS big boobs

makes me laugh, cause he thinks Rita is Hot

Makes me laugh, just because!

Prefers AC/DC over Mozza.