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It is with regret that I must inform you all - some more than others - that Ms Myfanwy Jones has joined this site and will be online tomorrow.
I tried my utmost to restrain her, but I couldn't get the £40 raised in time.
I just need everyone to know that I totally disassociate myself with anything she says, or does.
Sorry.........
Snorri Two Sheds Burt Shug Monty Jem
etc
I for one will be pleased to speak to her...
... via text only!
If I hear that screech ever again I will go mad! 
Shepherds Pie Is Yum wrote: Bloody hell
Errrr.......Myfanwy is here at the moment Johnny.......be nice :)
Missy Jem wrote: I for one will be pleased to speak to her...
... via text only!
If I hear that screech ever again I will go mad!
Works wonders on the kids though if you need 5 minutes peace - oh, and also if you need a seat in a crowded pub! 
Burt, I might be stupid, but on the otherhand she is usually in bed by 10.30 max; you should be safe enough.
Dave, she will always moan when there's no food.
Oh hell, why did I insist she came to Corby with me????????
No doubt, she will have her own version of conclusion on that tomorrow! Bitch. 
For me
a) she would ensure I would come to no harm b) she would take me to see Princess Di's home c) she would have a supply of high sugar drinks on Saturday morning d) she would tell me if my bum looked big in that e) remember to take pix
She was pretty hot on a) and e); after that...............well, who needs friends like that !
After her scoffing my bowl of stew, that I didnae even know had arrived....... I should be able to get away with most things for a week or two.
Welcome to the site ya mad bugger 
banshee wrote: is she another tasty welsh tart?
come to think of it,i had an aunty called Myfanwy
LeggyD wrote:
banshee wrote: is she another tasty welsh tart?
come to think of it,i had an aunty called Myfanwy
in that photo she looks like she's trying to cover up kaths tattoo
LeggyD wrote:
banshee wrote: is she another tasty welsh tart?
come to think of it,i had an aunty called Myfanwy
Which one of you viking bastards pissed on her chips then?
Doctor? wrote:
LeggyD wrote:
banshee wrote: is she another tasty welsh tart?
come to think of it,i had an aunty called Myfanwy
Which one of you viking bastards pissed on her chips then?
last time I go out with yuo bunch of gits
Kath wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: OOOh fook. She's 'ere.
She's finally figured it out.
still waiting to see her speak though :D
banshee wrote:
Kath wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: OOOh fook. She's 'ere.
She's finally figured it out.
still waiting to see her speak though :D
You WILL live to regret that comment!
Pissed on my chips!!! there ain't no where in Corby to get anything to eat, not even inside peoples kitchen cupboards, bring my bloody own next time
Mfanwy Jones wrote: Pissed on my chips!!! there ain't no where in Corby to get anything to eat, not even inside peoples kitchen cupboards, bring my bloody own next time
Haven't you got any work to do? No wonder the NHS is in such a state.
Hey, see other thread, Shug eats lettuce! (Where was that then?????)
Mfanwy Jones wrote: Pissed on my chips!!! there ain't no where in Corby to get anything to eat, not even inside peoples kitchen cupboards, bring my bloody own next time
Shug keeps his Pickled onion monster munch under lock and key
Mfanwy Jones wrote: get the wine in Kath, shouyld get miserable bastard to bed early
(if I had read this earlier I would have........sorry hon, been a bit busy :D )
"shouyld"..................."Shouyld"..............what's that mean? 100mg or 500mg? Or is it just Welsh as in, one of your made up Welsh words? 
Mfanwy Jones wrote: Pissed on my chips!!! there ain't no where in Corby to get anything to eat, not even inside peoples kitchen cupboards, bring my bloody own next time
You'll end up getting called "Jones the gut" 
Mind you, from the looks of Corby, you'd be wise to bring your own.
Doctor? wrote:
Mfanwy Jones wrote: Pissed on my chips!!! there ain't no where in Corby to get anything to eat, not even inside peoples kitchen cupboards, bring my bloody own next time
You'll end up getting called "Jones the gut"
Mind you, from the looks of Corby, you'd be wise to bring your own.[/quote
