I enjoy humor and depending upon your own humor,you may or may not find this funny.I joined a message board a yearago,a bunch of emo-bastard indie kids.I happen to like a band on the label called the Faint,.. yada yada. Clips and peices of my various responses to people's posts below:
Novelty location:tree occupation:clawing your legs interests:fucking up your curtains
hey, it's zakk:i just took a wazz and when i pulled my junk out my balls didn't have the spark they used to. like when an engine stops working and starts to rust in the car.
novelty:you reallyought to stop screwing cows at night,zakk. for one thing they fart,methane gas and secondly a farmer is gonna walk upon yougoing at it and pitchfork your ass.
*************** novelty:garf,i hope the hell thats not you in that avatar,cos there's some major dungeons and dragonsand firecrackers issuewith that picture.
garf:can't a brutha get some love even if he has a 7up and burger king diet
novelty:not if he keeps breaking the kitchen chairs and shit.his momwill beat his ass with one of the legs of a broken chair.
novelty:well at least you'll know if he's standing over you at night,cos he'll be breathing all hard and stuff,slobbering-"can i go...to...danny's ...house...and...play..."
"son,what the hell are you doing?, get yer ass back in bed". knocks shit over on the way out,sounds like a dinosaur going throught the hall,causes the dogs to bark.
"damn it,maureen,look what your son did,woke wilbur,and bud up-now i have to go shut the bastards up".
