Britney!
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WHen I got to work this morning everyone was going on about how bad it was. Then I watched the video clip. I believe she was high. It was really bad, half the time she didn't even bother to lip-synch.
who cares?
more importantly.how long did she writhe around on the floor for? and if so, are the pics on Youtube.
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no way she's out of shape
she's hot
that's a miles better figure in my eyes than the stick insect figure that all the other celebrities seem to have
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: no way she's out of shape
she's hot
that's a miles better figure in my eyes than the stick insect figure that all the other celebrities seem to have
agree, she's hot...![]()
i'd like to know if some girlfriends or wifes of people who say she´s bad look in that way.
about her performance...just shite ![]()
It's really nice to see her back on form. She is stunning.
But even you guys must admit she's looked dog rough the past few months. Her skin went to pot because of all the partying.
Missy Jem wrote: It's really nice to see her back on form. She is stunning.
But even you guys must admit she's looked dog rough the past few months. Her skin went to pot because of all the partying.
I wouldn't have minded going to one of her parties

Missy Jem wrote: It's really nice to see her back on form. She is stunning.
But even you guys must admit she's looked dog rough the past few months. Her skin went to pot because of all the partying.
she looked dog rough... but she looks quality in that photo up there.
Lookswise: SCHWING! ![]()
Talentwise: Wah wah waaaaaahh ![]()
I just want what's she was on (and to be on her).
Bere wrote: How did she grow her hair so fast?
I read today that she sacked her hairdresser right after the Awards.
Why though?
Wig picker more like?
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btw: shouldn't her hair have grown back by now.
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King John Honest John wrote:
Bere wrote: How did she grow her hair so fast?
I read today that she sacked her hairdresser right after the Awards. Why though? Wig picker more like?
btw: shouldn't her hair have grown back by now.
No not that fast...

I guess the light parts are fake and bind into the real hair (darker parts)...
Jeez, what a monster. ![]()
Has, er, anyone got any more pics we can have a good moan about?
Please.

Absolute hound. ![]()
I'd be more than happy to do the entire planet a favour and lock her away in my spare room so no one else has to see her ugly mug again! ![]()

El Jarvo wrote: Absolute hound.
I'd be more than happy to do the entire planet a favour and lock her away in my spare room so no one else has to see her ugly mug again!
Jarvo, you are such a fucking humanitarian!!!
The world needs more people like you!!!
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I was also shocked about how people just bash Britney for her body. Heck, my body looks like that and I have more stamina than most girls my age. The BMI is so inaccurate for me and Hollywood needs to get a reality check about weight.![]()
Her outfit, though, is trash. I wish she can do better than a sequin outfit.
And it's a good thing I did not watch the VMA Awards. :barf:
Kanye West is right-- MTV exploited Britney for the ratings. ![]()
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I was also shocked about how people just bash Britney for her body. Heck, my body looks like that
Aye cozzie but no one markets you as an image of female perfection, and your income is not dependent on your baps.
True, but have you ever looked at my new myspace page? If you read what I have for networks, I think you would be surprised. ![]()
And this goes out to the newspaper or MTV, whoever compared Britney's body as Jello. The only time I use the word is either the food product or Jello Biafra. Although, I'm shocked that he didn't age gracefully as these pics show.
After (he must have eaten too many donuts)
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: I fookin' would
repeatedly
...until sore and burning like a bastard!
till the syrup slips off,then fuck her somemore... Sinead O'conner stylee...er,even tho Sinead does fuck all for me
But Briterrrrrs! Oh,aye!
Spots,skinhead,the lot! not arsed....as long as she is a proper dirty bitch in the sack,I'd make allowances for flaws.Pummeled.Warts n all
I'll stop there
.... Nah I won't,I'll bum the bejesus out of her given the nod from her management team ofcourse...Always fancied her rotten,me like.Not that it shows or owt ![]()
Boatraceface wrote:
...until sore and burning like a bastard!
till the syrup slips off,then fuck her somemore... Sinead O'conner stylee...er,even tho Sinead does fuck all for me
But Briterrrrrs! Oh,aye!
Spots,skinhead,the lot! not arsed....as long as she is a proper dirty bitch in the sack,I'd make allowances for flaws.Pummeled.Warts n all
I'll stop there
.... Nah I won't,I'll bum the bejesus out of her given the nod from her management team ofcourse...Always fancied her rotten,me like.Not that it shows or owt
FFS Michael! ![]()
John Sludden wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
...until sore and burning like a bastard!
till the syrup slips off,then fuck her somemore... Sinead O'conner stylee...er,even tho Sinead does fuck all for me
But Briterrrrrs! Oh,aye!
Spots,skinhead,the lot! not arsed....as long as she is a proper dirty bitch in the sack,I'd make allowances for flaws.Pummeled.Warts n all
I'll stop there
.... Nah I won't,I'll bum the bejesus out of her given the nod from her management team ofcourse...Always fancied her rotten,me like.Not that it shows or owt
FFS Michael!
I'd have to agree with him though ![]()
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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: leave Brit alone!!!
Macleans. Nasty that.
Credit that she's brought herself 1/2 round from this last Winter.
No comparison of Talent and Enjoyment factor.
Dozen of choices. Yet, for Britneys much rather have Paul Oakenfold feat. Brittany Murphy for 1000 miles..
G' Luck to her. Than anything Ms. Spears.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: leave Brit alone!!!
I've just been watching that on MySpace.More funny is some of the comments made under his vid. "Are you GAY,Watching Britney turns you GAY!!"
ShugZViking wrote:
John Sludden wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
...until sore and burning like a bastard!
till the syrup slips off,then fuck her somemore... Sinead O'conner stylee...er,even tho Sinead does fuck all for me
But Briterrrrrs! Oh,aye!
Spots,skinhead,the lot! not arsed....as long as she is a proper dirty bitch in the sack,I'd make allowances for flaws.Pummeled.Warts n all
I'll stop there
.... Nah I won't,I'll bum the bejesus out of her given the nod from her management team ofcourse...Always fancied her rotten,me like.Not that it shows or owt
FFS Michael!
I'd have to agree with him though
Likewise! ![]()
Has anyone got any more pictures? :)
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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: leave Brit alone!!!
can you say wacko jacko!
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this guy is something else ![]()
It's astonishing that she still lives around us. In the same way as Michael Jackson's existence. So much talked about, ridiculed and yet the man is still there. Most of the times it happens post mortum.
Anyway that white trash American (Britney Spears) is a nice appendix to any guy's bed but she must be vexing as hell, unless you're lama.
Her new single "Gimme Me More" has a retro-disco beat to it despite being sugarcoated with Britney lyrics/moans.
I wonder if it'll be a hit; there seems to be a new revival of disco-laden pop stuff in America since "Sexy Back" was a smash along with producer Timbaland's recent stuff.
Sammy wrote: Her new single "Gimme Me More" has a retro-disco beat to it despite being sugarcoated with Britney lyrics/moans.
I wonder if it'll be a hit; there seems to be a new revival of disco-laden pop stuff in America since "Sexy Back" was a smash along with producer Timbaland's recent stuff.
Looking forward to it then. Though this "retro-disco/newwave" revival has been evident since 1999/2000.
I dunno, the touch of her voice could make NEW ORDER sound shite, so I hold out no hope whatsoever.
Frankly the girl needs help, but where's the story there.
Doctor? wrote: I dunno, the touch of her voice could make NEW ORDER sound shite, so I hold out no hope whatsoever.
Frankly the girl needs help, but where's the story there.
Well, it's pure pop, kind of silly songs that get stuck in your head.
But in no way you'd buy that.
BTW, I think I know a few people who'd love to look like that after 2 kids.
I'd still do her ![]()
Leave Britney Alone (Remix)...make sure you aren't drinking/eating anything when you click play.

