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Critics at MTV awards are saying she's out of shape.Fook me,I must have my beer goggles on.:food:

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WHen I got to work this morning everyone was going on about how bad it was. Then I watched the video clip. I believe she was high. It was really bad, half the time she didn't even bother to lip-synch.

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who cares?

more importantly.how long did she writhe around on the floor for? and if so, are the pics on Youtube.

:cheeseburger:

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:laugh: the vid has she got a bad back? she's not moving very much/very well

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no way she's out of shape

she's hot

that's a miles better figure in my eyes than the stick insect figure that all the other celebrities seem to have

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absolute shite performance though

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: no way she's out of shape

she's hot

that's a miles better figure in my eyes than the stick insect figure that all the other celebrities seem to have

agree, she's hot...:smoking:

i'd like to know if some girlfriends or wifes of people who say she´s bad look in that way.

about her performance...just shite :thumbdown:

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I fookin' would :food:

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oldmonkey wrote: I fookin' would :food:

repeatedly :nod:

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It's really nice to see her back on form. She is stunning.

But even you guys must admit she's looked dog rough the past few months. Her skin went to pot because of all the partying.

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Missy Jem wrote: It's really nice to see her back on form. She is stunning.

But even you guys must admit she's looked dog rough the past few months. Her skin went to pot because of all the partying.

I wouldn't have minded going to one of her parties

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It does have to be said though... she has the worse dress sense in the world :laugh:

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Missy Jem wrote: It's really nice to see her back on form. She is stunning.

But even you guys must admit she's looked dog rough the past few months. Her skin went to pot because of all the partying.

she looked dog rough... but she looks quality in that photo up there.

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: I fookin' would :food:

repeatedly :nod:

:nod:

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2 word(s)! Milli Vanilli :rofl: :thumbdown:

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oldmonkey wrote: I fookin' would :food:

absolutly......YES :hat:

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oldmonkey wrote: I fookin' would :food:

Whoops...... I think i just have!!

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Eh, she looked alright. :shrug:

But still, W.T.F.?? :nonono:

[not that i ever liked her to begin with... :uhoh: :ignore:]

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Looks like you guys need a refresher.

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ron hits the SPOT:eek:

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Guardian website has a nice piece about other slebs who've fcuked up awards ceremony appearances.

Here

Nice to see the original remarks by Suge Night that left so many dead in the ensuing spat.

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NOOLigan wrote: Looks like you guys need a refresher.

Fook,a blind man could read her face there:shades:

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Trans-Kʁaftvɛɐk Express wrote: Eh, she looked alright. :shrug:

just alright :nono:

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Lookswise: SCHWING! :bow:

Talentwise: Wah wah waaaaaahh :brow:

I just want what's she was on (and to be on her).

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How did she grow her hair so fast? :evil4:

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Bere wrote: How did she grow her hair so fast? :evil4:

I read today that she sacked her hairdresser right after the Awards. Why though? Wig picker more like? :laugh:

btw: shouldn't her hair have grown back by now. :scratch:

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King John Honest John wrote:

Bere wrote: How did she grow her hair so fast? :evil4:

I read today that she sacked her hairdresser right after the Awards. Why though? Wig picker more like? :laugh:

btw: shouldn't her hair have grown back by now. :scratch:

No not that fast...

I guess the light parts are fake and bind into the real hair (darker parts)...

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Jeez, what a monster. :nonono:

Has, er, anyone got any more pics we can have a good moan about?

Please.

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Woahhh, good pics John...above all the second one :crazy: :crazy:

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Absolute hound. :nonono:

I'd be more than happy to do the entire planet a favour and lock her away in my spare room so no one else has to see her ugly mug again! :food:

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El Jarvo wrote: Absolute hound. :nonono:

I'd be more than happy to do the entire planet a favour and lock her away in my spare room so no one else has to see her ugly mug again! :food:

Jarvo, you are such a fucking humanitarian!!!

The world needs more people like you!!!

:thumb:

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Nice, prefer Cheryl Tweedy of late though:ignore:

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I was also shocked about how people just bash Britney for her body. Heck, my body looks like that and I have more stamina than most girls my age. The BMI is so inaccurate for me and Hollywood needs to get a reality check about weight.:clap:

Her outfit, though, is trash. I wish she can do better than a sequin outfit. :thumbdown: And it's a good thing I did not watch the VMA Awards. :barf:

Kanye West is right-- MTV exploited Britney for the ratings. :nod:

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[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I was also shocked about how people just bash Britney for her body. Heck, my body looks like that

Aye cozzie but no one markets you as an image of female perfection, and your income is not dependent on your baps.

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True, but have you ever looked at my new myspace page? If you read what I have for networks, I think you would be surprised. :cool:

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: I fookin' would :food:

repeatedly :nod:

:nod:

...until sore and burning like a bastard! :nod: till the syrup slips off,then fuck her somemore... Sinead O'conner stylee...er,even tho Sinead does fuck all for me :shrug: But Briterrrrrs! Oh,aye! :food: Spots,skinhead,the lot! not arsed....as long as she is a proper dirty bitch in the sack,I'd make allowances for flaws.Pummeled.Warts n all :laugh: I'll stop there :uhoh:.... Nah I won't,I'll bum the bejesus out of her given the nod from her management team ofcourse...Always fancied her rotten,me like.Not that it shows or owt :shrug:

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Boatraceface wrote:

...until sore and burning like a bastard! :nod: till the syrup slips off,then fuck her somemore... Sinead O'conner stylee...er,even tho Sinead does fuck all for me :shrug: But Briterrrrrs! Oh,aye! :food: Spots,skinhead,the lot! not arsed....as long as she is a proper dirty bitch in the sack,I'd make allowances for flaws.Pummeled.Warts n all :laugh: I'll stop there :uhoh:.... Nah I won't,I'll bum the bejesus out of her given the nod from her management team ofcourse...Always fancied her rotten,me like.Not that it shows or owt :shrug:

FFS Michael! :laugh:

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John Sludden wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

...until sore and burning like a bastard! :nod: till the syrup slips off,then fuck her somemore... Sinead O'conner stylee...er,even tho Sinead does fuck all for me :shrug: But Briterrrrrs! Oh,aye! :food: Spots,skinhead,the lot! not arsed....as long as she is a proper dirty bitch in the sack,I'd make allowances for flaws.Pummeled.Warts n all :laugh: I'll stop there :uhoh:.... Nah I won't,I'll bum the bejesus out of her given the nod from her management team ofcourse...Always fancied her rotten,me like.Not that it shows or owt :shrug:

FFS Michael! :laugh:

I'd have to agree with him though :nod:

:viking:

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Wipe the screen, Boaty! :evil4:

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leave Brit alone!!!

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: leave Brit alone!!!

Macleans. Nasty that.

Credit that she's brought herself 1/2 round from this last Winter.
No comparison of Talent and Enjoyment factor. Dozen of choices. Yet, for Britneys much rather have Paul Oakenfold feat. Brittany Murphy for 1000 miles..

G' Luck to her. Than anything Ms. Spears.

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: leave Brit alone!!!

:laugh: I've just been watching that on MySpace.More funny is some of the comments made under his vid. "Are you GAY,Watching Britney turns you GAY!!"

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ShugZViking wrote:

John Sludden wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

...until sore and burning like a bastard! :nod: till the syrup slips off,then fuck her somemore... Sinead O'conner stylee...er,even tho Sinead does fuck all for me :shrug: But Briterrrrrs! Oh,aye! :food: Spots,skinhead,the lot! not arsed....as long as she is a proper dirty bitch in the sack,I'd make allowances for flaws.Pummeled.Warts n all :laugh: I'll stop there :uhoh:.... Nah I won't,I'll bum the bejesus out of her given the nod from her management team ofcourse...Always fancied her rotten,me like.Not that it shows or owt :shrug:

FFS Michael! :laugh:

I'd have to agree with him though :nod:

:viking:

Likewise! :bow:

Has anyone got any more pictures? :)

:smoking:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: leave Brit alone!!!

can you say wacko jacko! :lol: :lol: :lol:

this guy is something else :nuts:

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It's astonishing that she still lives around us. In the same way as Michael Jackson's existence. So much talked about, ridiculed and yet the man is still there. Most of the times it happens post mortum.

Anyway that white trash American (Britney Spears) is a nice appendix to any guy's bed but she must be vexing as hell, unless you're lama.

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Her new single "Gimme Me More" has a retro-disco beat to it despite being sugarcoated with Britney lyrics/moans.

I wonder if it'll be a hit; there seems to be a new revival of disco-laden pop stuff in America since "Sexy Back" was a smash along with producer Timbaland's recent stuff.

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Sammy wrote: Her new single "Gimme Me More" has a retro-disco beat to it despite being sugarcoated with Britney lyrics/moans.

I wonder if it'll be a hit; there seems to be a new revival of disco-laden pop stuff in America since "Sexy Back" was a smash along with producer Timbaland's recent stuff.

Looking forward to it then. Though this "retro-disco/newwave" revival has been evident since 1999/2000.

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I dunno, the touch of her voice could make NEW ORDER sound shite, so I hold out no hope whatsoever.

Frankly the girl needs help, but where's the story there.

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Doctor? wrote: I dunno, the touch of her voice could make NEW ORDER sound shite, so I hold out no hope whatsoever.

Frankly the girl needs help, but where's the story there.

Well, it's pure pop, kind of silly songs that get stuck in your head.

But in no way you'd buy that.

BTW, I think I know a few people who'd love to look like that after 2 kids.

I'd still do her :lol:

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Nicos...the proper terminology is...

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Leave Britney alone!!! :cry: :( :cry:

She can handle everything by herself...

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Leave Britney Alone (Remix)...make sure you aren't drinking/eating anything when you click play.

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