OMG! I've just checked my lottery ticket..................

hope you got more than me which was 1

I'm on my way round; you'll have to double check.........

couldn't win an argument

if it's any moe than 3 you can get the wine in

Just remember who your friends are, Kath.

(Unless you lost again and you're after a loan - then you can fcuk off)

BIGINOIL wrote: Just remember who your friends are, Kath.

(Unless you lost again and you're after a loan - then you can fcuk off)

She said she was coming round; haven't seen her yet and she's not answering her phone! Oh dear.

She must have gone to the offy!

I love you Kath, dont forget...

Kath

Buy us a bottle of wine :D

I won a tenner about a month ago, when i handed the ticket in the girl behind the counter scanned it and handed me £40. Naturally, i had to point out her mistake. Like fuck i did, i was right out the door!

Steve One wrote: I won a tenner about a month ago, when i handed the ticket in the girl behind the counter scanned it and handed me £40. Naturally, i had to point out her mistake. Like fuck i did, i was right out the door!

Good to know the constabulary are still of impeccable character.

and oh, you're a big loooooooooooser, like everybody else!

and you know, if you won, you won't be in this forum, right!

People who deserve it don't win it.

She's checked Saturday's ticket against Wednesday's numbers

Doctor? wrote:

Steve One wrote: I won a tenner about a month ago, when i handed the ticket in the girl behind the counter scanned it and handed me £40. Naturally, i had to point out her mistake. Like fuck i did, i was right out the door!

Good to know the constabulary are still of impeccable character.

For all i know i didn't check it properly and had 4 numbers...

Doctor? wrote: People who deserve it don't win it.

I like this sentance.

Jiphy wrote:

Doctor? wrote: People who deserve it don't win it.

I like this sentance.

I like this spelleng.

Steve One wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Steve One wrote: I won a tenner about a month ago, when i handed the ticket in the girl behind the counter scanned it and handed me £40. Naturally, i had to point out her mistake. Like fuck i did, i was right out the door!

Good to know the constabulary are still of impeccable character.

For all i know i didn't check it properly and had 4 numbers...

I'm not sure inumeracy's any better

Hey Kath wanna vist Frads and buy him a drink?

Well, well, well.

I was alerted to an earlier post and now I see another one has been edited.

At a friends house reading this lot.

What joy you fcuk face is getting from this is beyond me. And you really need to catch up on your facts.

Moderate that you arsehole!

Drinks all round?

Kath wrote: Well, well, well.

I was alerted to an earlier post and now I see another one has been edited.

At a friends house reading this lot.

What joy you fcuk face is getting from this is beyond me. And you really need to catch up on your facts.

Moderate that you arsehole!

Drinks all round?

Got it?

Chris Nash wrote: Well if you have won a bit of money Kath, then good luck to you. Hope you enjoy it

Oh, we will folks. We will x

Kath! You'll be inundated with BOY-TOYS!!! :sex:

I'm confused ( no change there then), editing posts?

none of them have an "edited" thingy on them?

Mine's a Shergold BTW mate

MONTY wrote: Kath! You'll be inundated with BOY-TOYS!!! :sex:

Great!

Doctor? wrote: I'm confused ( no change there then), editing posts?

none of them have an "edited" thingy on them?

Mine's a Shergold BTW mate

No Steve, well I was told about the first., and saw Jemma's initial post..........I dunno; you tell me.

Never mind love; cash in hand Wednesday!

Was it Connie Francis who sang 'who's sorry now'?

Get your ass on that plane.............

Kath wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Well if you have won a bit of money Kath, then good luck to you. Hope you enjoy it

Oh, we will folks. We will x

Suddenly, Kath, I'm seeing you in another light.

I know a TOP mini-market that does three bottles of wine for a tenner...

If she had won, she would instantly get a life in the moment she confirmed the numbers and woudn`t come back here no more.

Server Error in "/" Application wrote: If she had won, she would instantly get a life in the moment she confirmed the numbers and woudn`t come back here no more.

I dunno... i was in MSN with her other night, and she stopped, and posted 'OMG' and left. Not been about since either, really.

its a tenner, I reckon, and well done to her.

A tenner wouldn't change me...

......probably buy me though!

Kath wrote:

Kath wrote: Well, well, well.

I was alerted to an earlier post and now I see another one has been edited.

At a friends house reading this lot.

What joy you fcuk face is getting from this is beyond me. And you really need to catch up on your facts.

Moderate that you arsehole!

Drinks all round?

Got it?

Nice one Kath,I can see it has'nt changed you then..Ye still the same lass,on here...Only now with a chip the size of a bloody potatoe on yer shoulder.. Bloody "new money" types!

Seriously though, why the nark ? And lendus a tenner!

MONTY wrote: ......probably buy me though!

Chuck us the cage in and it's a deal!

Does this mean my Alfie is...

HOMELESS?????!!!!!!

latest update folks, feast your eyes on these beauties, the bitch has returned home to Solihull after several days in some posh hotel (never got invited), did any one else?, all comments welcome, by the way I am now sporting a new BMW soft top, won't be too harsh, pics to follow

Sorry folk, does any one know how to work how I get these sodding pics on the screen

fuck this, just look on my profile, I can mangage that much

Before you look take into account is was not me who hit her,it was the floor at speed and she WAS sober. Honest. More to come tomorrow, if some one tells me how to do it!!!!!

Thank the Lord for small mercies.

No one tell her how to post the photies please. I seem to remember they got worse. A bit. (Also there were ones where I looked semi normal Vicky? where did they go???)

That should be yer passport pic Kath.

Well I didnae tell her owt

well done doctor steve.thats a great insight into the world of a lottery winner..thank god i dont even play the game.gambling is harmful of course does that sky tv panel actually work kath or has it gone belly up ?

Congrats....think of all the tootsie rolls you could buy with it

Kath you have been a good sport and a very generous friend, will get the nicer pics on as soon as I can, until then SPEND SPEND SPEND

Whatever amount of ££'s you won Kath,

enjoy it!

she cant have won that much, she ended up on the floor after drinking wine from a screw top bottle

Congratulations Kath

BTW - this one is good!

Kath has been in touch.

Sadly she had the ticket upside down.

Her numbers (2 5 6 9 25 and 52) were not, in fact, winners.

Can anyone lend her a tenor?

BIGINOIL wrote: Kath has been in touch.

Sadly she had the ticket upside down.

Her numbers (2 5 6 9 25 and 52) were not, in fact, winners.

Can anyone lend her a tenor?

As long as its not the ugly fat one, it would be nice; thanks Col ! x I can spare £4.00

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: BTW - this one is good!

That's a particular favourite of mine too !

Only one person on earth, could buy me that birthday card!

And she has a really raelly bad welsh accent.

Bad welsh accent, you checky mare, it got you a seat in London, don't mock it, if you keep this up I shall let them know exactly how much you won

How about an interest free non-repayable "loan". £1000 should do it. ;)

Myfanwy wrote: Bad welsh accent, you checky mare, it got you a seat in London, don't mock it, if you keep this up I shall let them know exactly how much you won

i.e Sweet fuck all

syndicate at work has just won £160000, 20 in ,£8000 each ,party on, the happiest member ,, the one who joined 2 weeks ago,, the saddest?

tears and sadness for you