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19 Oct 2007, 07:18

one of these...

thank you...

19 Oct 2007, 07:37

Batteries included? :confused2:

19 Oct 2007, 07:54

cool....i want one of those too

but, i can't wait till christmas, i need it right now :nod:

19 Oct 2007, 08:22

way too may remote controls in my house.

i'll buy a blow up doll instead.

19 Oct 2007, 08:53

What does the "Stop Winging" button do???

19 Oct 2007, 08:55

King John Honest John wrote:

i'll buy a blow up doll instead.

Fill yer boots Kershy

http://www.realdoll.com/intro.asp

:laugh:

19 Oct 2007, 08:59

changed me mind.

a latexrubber fanny mould will do instead.

19 Oct 2007, 09:02

King John Honest John wrote: changed me mind.

a latexrubber fanny mould will do instead.

Like one of these...

:laugh:

19 Oct 2007, 09:11

Gazfella wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: changed me mind.

a latexrubber fanny mould will do instead.

Like one of these...

Finally! The important part with all the excess baggage taken away! Why didn't I think of that! :laugh:

19 Oct 2007, 10:47

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: changed me mind.

a latexrubber fanny mould will do instead.

Like one of these...

Finally! The important part with all the excess baggage taken away! Why didn't I think of that!

or one of these????

19 Oct 2007, 13:16

Third time lucky... :banghead:

19 Oct 2007, 13:18

Oh for fuck sake...! :angry:

19 Oct 2007, 13:20

:spit:

19 Oct 2007, 13:20

I wonder if that's where they got the idea of 'Boxing Helena' from?!

19 Oct 2007, 13:27

Ere you go Ally with an S.

You wanna know a chat up line that will ensure your success with the ladies. I got it off SteveOne.

:spit: Don't let this rape turn into a murder

19 Oct 2007, 13:30

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

I would add the blow job buttom :nod:

19 Oct 2007, 14:01

King John Honest John wrote: Ere you go Ally with an S.

You wanna know a chat up line that will ensure your success with the ladies. I got it off SteveOne.

Don't let this rape turn into a murder

:spit:

Im using that one :laugh:

19 Oct 2007, 14:01

King John Honest John wrote: Ere you go Ally with an S.

You wanna know a chat up line that will ensure your success with the ladies. I got it off SteveOne.

Don't let this rape turn into a murder

:laugh:

19 Oct 2007, 18:19

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazfella wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: changed me mind.

a latexrubber fanny mould will do instead.

Like one of these...

Finally! The important part with all the excess baggage taken away! Why didn't I think of that!

or one of these????

ewwwwww, you guys! :rofl:

can you be more vulgar :lol: :lol: :lol:

i know it's a toy, but wot the fcuk!

19 Oct 2007, 21:27

a glow in the dark dildo

19 Oct 2007, 23:04

Bring me the head of Robert Smith :angry:

19 Oct 2007, 23:04

... or a new Shed

19 Oct 2007, 23:56

DIGI MIKE don't yer know wrote: Bring me the head of Robert Smith

So yer desiring to see the tip of Bobbie's peter are ya! Definately a present fer some, but to each his own, I guess :evil4:

20 Oct 2007, 02:34

It to come a little earlier and the present to be a new job for me as ive just got laid off ….bugger…… merry F**kin B*****D Christmas

20 Oct 2007, 03:30

Shit, sorry to hear that Ren :(

20 Oct 2007, 03:38

For Christmas, I would like ________

to go to Sweden! :food:

Indeed*!*

20 Oct 2007, 12:01

King John Honest John wrote: Ere you go Ally with an S.

You wanna know a chat up line that will ensure your success with the ladies. I got it off SteveOne.

Don't let this rape turn into a murder

Its all in the tone i use John. Funny they never want a second date though?

:shrug:

20 Oct 2007, 17:45

REN wrote: It to come a little earlier and the present to be a new job for me as ive just got laid off ….bugger…… merry F**kin B*****D Christmas

Bugger, sorry about that Ren - hope things get better soon... :eek3:

23 Oct 2007, 18:59

oh...and one of these as well...

Based on one of the most iconic guitars of all time, the Gibson SG, this shrunken version is the perfect piece of kit for starter strummers to begin to realise their rock god dreams. The Power Tour Guitar from Tiger Electronics has a light up , touch sensitive neck which replicates the sound of a real guitar without a string in sight. Inside are 12 rock classics to play along to including Ace of Spades and Wild Thing or plus in an MP3 player and pretend you're a member of your favourite band. Musically challenged adults will also want to give it a try! Priced at £69.99

24 Oct 2007, 08:40

Some as every Christmas - a threesome :clap:

24 Oct 2007, 08:47

Andrew Sayer wrote: Some as every Christmas - a threesome

So you are gonna masturbate using both hands...

thrilling!!!

:rolleyes: