what does your pet eat?

today morning I discovered that my cat is eating the scrambled eggs. I knew there is no uneatable word in its dictionary:) .

6 month old Barney likes Lobster Thermador washed down with a glass of Puligny Montrachet - don't yer know!

Ej is 9 years, but has not progressed beyond the mental age of 9 weeks. He therefor eats anything that's been unattended for 30seconds or more, provided he is not under observation at the time, in which case he acts all shy and doesn't want the scraps unless you force it on him, bloody chancer. He once, in pure cartoon fashion, stole a HUGE fucking steak right off the kitchen worktop, the SECOND I turned me back.

My mother also treats the bugger like a poodle, cooking liver and the like for him. He will however eat the oddest things, I've seen him eat raw tomatoes in preference to fresh dog meat, and he adores nachos, sour cream, salsa, the heap.

He's utterly bonkers, but such a gentle little creature (when not barking homicidally at the postie...again, cartoon fashion, and you should see him when faced with a cat), that it's hard not to love him.

EDIT: and EJ+chicken= MAJOR chemical weapon, I mean, FUUUUUUCK, he can clear a whole house, and usually times deployment tests to coincide with the arrival of visitors, especially females, then once he's stunk the house out, he waits around so he can stuff his nose in their crotch, thereby more or less assuring that I will not be doing the same any time soon.

my cats won't eat anything but cat food. not even tuna. weirdos.

i once had a cat who loved ice cream. he would try and bat the spoon out of your hand!

Alfie has a nut mix with sunflower seeds, monkey nuts, peanuts, etc etc., but he only eats the sunflower seeds (which apparently are the equivalent of junk food for parrots).

He is also partial to anything I eat, but goes particularly mad for buttered bread, mash potato, egg, and ice cream. He also tries for chocolate every time I have it but this can be poisonous so I only feed him this every other hour

Do you only have one?

One of our cats sometimes catches worms. She doesnt eat them though, she just likes to watch them wiggle over the carpet:(

Doctor? wrote: Ej

Tortilla prefers millet over anything else, it's like budgie heroin. Sometimes he'll eat apples and oranges, but wheatgrass freaks him out. He's more chicken than budgie.

I forgot to add, Alfie loves chicken! Cannibal

oddly enough, my cat maybelline loves tortilla chips anything crunchy actually.Violet the cat craves her greens.

NO Regret wrote: One of our cats sometimes catches worms. She doesnt eat them though, she just likes to watch them wiggle over the carpet:(

same here. cats' sadistic nature:)

Marvin wrote: Alfie has a nut mix with sunflower seeds, monkey nuts, peanuts, etc etc., but he only eats the sunflower seeds (which apparently are the equivalent of junk food for parrots).

Well I don't blame him, who would want to eat a marmeset's testes??

Crickets,locusts and green veg

My dog eats her own steaming poop if i let her, in the garden she digs up carrots and eats broccoli plants whole... her philosophy is eat it first, worry about later and if you poop it out might as well give it another trip thru.

other cats

One of my cat was fond of crème chantilly. She feared all aerosols but the chantilly one. You know how it is when they want to drink at the lap ? The same with chantilly. And she could make the difference between deodorant or any other aerosols and chantilly creams of any brand. Always amazed me. Otherwise, she was a great hunter, I think that it was her favourite hobby. Then sleeping and getting stoned. She was a real junky, no joke.

The one I have at the moment eats cat food only. She also asks when you open a yoghurt. She doesn't hunt at all. One of her pleasure is to squat magpies' nests. She climbs in the tree and make herself comfortable. And once she has enough of the complaining magpies, then she dares hunt them. And I can tell you that she is more patient than us. Having all the magpies of the neighborhood in a tree of the garden drives me crazy very quick.

my cat like tofutti. and nutritional yeast, that's her favorite. and dry granola. she also eats human b-complex vitamin pills if you drop 'em on the floor.

0_o wrote: My dog eats her own steaming poop if i let her, .

Mine too. Spoke to Vet about it, he said not much you can do but pick it up quicker.....

sadly, my favourite cat is now turning to dust in the ground, after her bout with leukemia. :( As for my dad's two other cats, since they weigh 20 to 28 pounds each on his farm, I'd say they eat anything they damn well want to (but they are in excellent health, according to their vet).

tasted whiskers once, its not that bad...tasted like corn flakes....

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I don't have any...

sad, but true...

me either....since my dog Randy died

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Chris Nash wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I don't have any...

sad, but true...

Would you like me to post them back to you Jeff? Still in the pickle jar

That would be nice...but I lost them in a bizarre accident involving a harvester and seven ninja squirrels in 2003...which, if I'm not mistaken, was before I ever met you...

sooooooooooo....

Tsk have you never heard of E-bay there was quite a bidding war from what I hear

My other pet eats Texans

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Gazman wrote: My other pet eats Texans

Well, if it wasn't obvious before, now it's quite fucking clear...you are full of shit...pilgrim...

You misunderstand me Jeffari,

Texans son

Texans,

Apology accepted

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Well...if you wanted to chomp on my nuts, why didn't you just say so???

Now yer teasing me...

Chris Nash wrote:

Andrès wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I don't have any...

sad, but true...

me either....since my dog Randy died

I think you might want to re-read the thread Andrès - Jeff wasn't talking about not having any pets - he was saying he doesn't have any balls...

My cat eats spaghetti sauce

discovered today - mozarella

Don't have any pets at the minute; my little budgie died on Sunday night after being ill for five or six weeks (turned out the poor soul had cancer) and it's too quiet without him. As well as the usual seed, he used to love bread and croissant crumbs. He wouldn't take much fruit or veg, though, which I've since found out can stop them living as long as they're capable of doing (about 10 years or so).

My mother feeds about 6 feral cats,they will eat literally anything,mashed potatoes ,carrots,green beans, steak,spag bol,lasagne,kleftiko,mousakka,garlic bread,pizza,kebabs then i am talking about my lardy sisters,they are all catty! and they all stink of cat piss

One of ours (Elvis) was a stray cat before he settled at our house. He likes left overs from dinner (pasta, meat), cake and cookies. And he always sits in front of the kitchen machine when you make cream. And when the machine is stopped, he gets his foot in, to fish cream out of it.