Princess Diana Was Unlawfully Killed

Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed were unlawfully killed by the reckless driving of their chauffeur, Henri Paul, and the paparazzi who chased them, jurors at the inquest into their deaths decided today.

The majority verdict brings to a close the six-month inquest, which has heard from more than 240 witnesses and is expected to have cost the taxpayer over £10m.

Well fuck me. Who'd a thunk it? Gross negligence of the paps and the pissed-up chauffer.

No mention of who held a gun to the daft bint's head and made her reject British Police protection in favour of some tin pot hotel minders. Oh and took her seat belt off when she wasn't looking.

Gruniad

Who did hold the gun to her head!THAT is DANGEROUS.

charlton heston

does anyone know if the car was a write-off.

isaac wrote: does anyone know if the car was a write-off.

Yup, but they would have probably survived if they'd worn seatbelts...

...and if it hadn't been going at twice the speed limit with a pissed driver.

Someone should be in court for allowing this ridiculous waste of money. That al Fayed is a moron. If he honestly believes the crap he comes out with, he needs help. His half-wit son spends six weeks shagging someone and he's attempting to dine out on it forever? What a dickhead.

Again, I'm probably in the raving lunatic minority, but I don't think all is as innocent as it seems... Cameras turned the wrong way, Henri on a secret services pay roll + questions about his blood sampling, Burrell not being recalled when admitting that he lied, the absence of Prince Phillip during the inquest, taking 45 minutes to get to hospital... All very weird...

The inquest was a case of foregone-conclusions-r-us to me.

There should certainly be perjury charges against Burrell. al Fayed should be charged with something too. Treason or something.

I'm just not buying the Diana Conspiracy theories. They're simply too daft to think about. Each one of the questions raised has a clear and bloody obvious answer. There's simply no motive for M16 to kill Diana, anyway. What did it achieve? Paranoid ravings of al Fayed, with a willing tabloid press fanning the flames.

This hearing was a foregone conclusion because it's so obvious what caused these deaths.

Alf is quite a fruity old fellow.

I think the truth is somewhere in the middle between the inquest and Alf's views; the inquest is a whitewash, whereas Alf's views are a technicolor dreamcoat.

How can the truth be halfway to those fairy stories?

M16 were a bit involved?

Phil the Greek is a bit of a Nazi?

Duchess of Cornwall is half crocodile?

It's all bollocks, mate.

It would be nice to see some good come from it and intrusive press photography banned or at least toned down. But it wont.

What I mean is that some of what Alf says could be true, some of it isn't. Some of what the inquest has concluded will be true, some of it will be spin doctored and distorted.

all these conspiracy theories are just plain weird. if the driver of her car was piss drunk, chances are he lost control of teh car cos of lack of judgement from being DRUNK and being chased by peeps. simple as taht. drunks hit shit all the time and die. what else is new? aye?

DigitalWaters wrote: What I mean is that some of what Alf says could be true, some of it isn't. Some of what the inquest has concluded will be true, some of it will be spin doctored and distorted.

He also said Fulham FC will be a top six team and the biggest in London.

Animadversion wrote: all these conspiracy theories are just plain weird. if the driver of her car was piss drunk, chances are he lost control of teh car cos of lack of judgement from being DRUNK and being chased by peeps. simple as taht. drunks hit shit all the time and die. what else is new? aye?

Baeutifully put.

If only we'd asked you instead of paying all them millions to the lawyers.

Lemme see if I have this right.

It was an al-Fajed hotel; an al-Fajed bodyguard; an al-Fajed car; an al-Fajed driver.

It must therefore be someone else's fault, a conspiracy even.

El Jarvo wrote: What about this lad then?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7322347.stm

Are you saying he killed the saintly wondrous angelic beautiful queen-of-hearts-and-not-a-sloanie-tart-at-all-oh-no Princess Di, Al????

So is the involved Paparazzi sentenced to death now?

Ally wrote: Who drew DIANA on his head in crayon?

Or did he do it himself in the mirror?

Does he even know it's there?

How embarrassing.

When John frowns, Diana frowns too.

I demand an inquiry as to why so much money was wasted on this inquiry.

I remember going to a GLC not-the-royal wedding event to avoid hearing anything about the Charles and Di wedding, and then spent the next, what, 20? years trying to avoid hearing anything about this harmless-but-not-especially-interesting woman. Then she dies and I think 'sad, but at least that's the end of that'. How wrong I was, she's been in the papers more since she died than when she was alive.

(Surely you've all heard the joke about Vista being 'Windows Diana'? Pretty to look at but consumes huge amounts of resources, is lumbered with faulty drivers and crashes horribly?).

I liked the Sun headline 'Did Dodi Do Di'.

Ally wrote:

It was the fuggin Duke... pur-lease

Ah, but what about the reports of an elderly woman wearing a headscarf and riding a moped, chasing Di's car through the underpass. With a tall gentleman of Mediterranean appearance riding pillion?

Bystanders report hearing her shout 'quick Phil, she's getting away'.

Oh, no wait, I just made those up.

I don't think the Juke did it, but did the inquest answer:

Why were the cameras turned the wrong way or off?

Why was Henri on a secret services pay roll?

Were Henri's blood samples handled correctly?

Why Burrell was not recalled when admitting that he lied?

Why Prince Phillip wasn't called?

Why it took 40-odd minutes to get Diana to hospital?

Why was the white car not found, or why they didn't make an immediate intensive effort to find it?

If they didn't answer all these questions the conspiracies will never end.

you know Criag, every time I have the misfortune of reading one of your posts, you come across as even more of a complete and uteer arsehole as before.

Why cant you acept the resyult of the inquiry? Her own SONS seem to accepyt it. Why cant you?

cant believe she's ruined my telly watching again!

on the day she popped her clogs i had to watch mtv as all the other programs were cancelled & tonight the repeat of torchwood was postponed cos of some program about the inquest.

rubbish.

Uncle Liam wrote: you know Criag, every time I have the misfortune of reading one of your posts, you come across as even more of a complete and uteer arsehole as before.

Why cant you acept the resyult of the inquiry? Her own SONS seem to accepyt it. Why cant you?

Everytime I read one of your responses I wonder why you aren't on some kind of sedative...

I can accept it if they've answered:

Why were the cameras turned the wrong way or off?

Why was Henri on a secret services pay roll?

Were Henri's blood samples handled correctly?

Why Burrell was not recalled when admitting that he lied?

Why Prince Phillip wasn't called?

Why it took 40-odd minutes to get Diana to hospital?

Why was the white car not found, or why they didn't make an immediate intensive effort to find it?

you're ignoring the important issues - why does she keep affecting my telly watching even from beyond the grave?

DigitalWaters wrote: I don't think the Juke did it, but did the inquest answer:

Why were the cameras turned the wrong way or off?

Why was Henri on a secret services pay roll?

Were Henri's blood samples handled correctly?

Why Burrell was not recalled when admitting that he lied?

Why Prince Phillip wasn't called?

Why it took 40-odd minutes to get Diana to hospital?

Why was the white car not found, or why they didn't make an immediate intensive effort to find it?

If they didn't answer all these questions the conspiracies will never end.

That's exactly the same as asking..

Did Dodi rim the bitch?

It does'nt matter now.Time to move on.

I honestly fail to understand why anybody actually cares how Diana/Dodi died??

There are a million more things to worry about in the world than that...

like my tv program schedules being fucked!

What are you missing Dave?

DigitalWaters wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: you know Criag, every time I have the misfortune of reading one of your posts, you come across as even more of a complete and uteer arsehole as before.

Why cant you acept the resyult of the inquiry? Her own SONS seem to accepyt it. Why cant you?

Everytime I read one of your responses I wonder why you aren't on some kind of sedative...

I can accept it if they've answered:

Why it took 40-odd minutes to get Diana to hospital?

Why was the white car not found, or why they didn't make an immediate intensive effort to find it?

The first rule of Fight Club is.

You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is. You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

Those two points of the time it took to get proper Medics involved and the second Car's whereabouts are curious.

Tragic that Lives are getting ruined and, here, taken by paparazzi. Complete bloodsport that's cyclical.

She was RATHER tasty ...........

14 K wrote:

Tragic that Lives are getting ruined

hang on, let's not exaggerate here, it's not ruined, a program I wanted to watch got cancelled/ postponed, that's all.

Resilient. Bizarre how saturated the media gets w/ single events.

Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote:

DigitalWaters wrote: I don't think the Juke did it, but did the inquest answer:

Why were the cameras turned the wrong way or off?

Why was Henri on a secret services pay roll?

Were Henri's blood samples handled correctly?

Why Burrell was not recalled when admitting that he lied?

Why Prince Phillip wasn't called?

Why it took 40-odd minutes to get Diana to hospital?

Why was the white car not found, or why they didn't make an immediate intensive effort to find it?

If they didn't answer all these questions the conspiracies will never end.

That's exactly the same as asking..

Did Dodi rim the bitch?

It does'nt matter now.Time to move on.

Now that's the question I want answering.....

Who the hell cares about this anyway. She was just a posh slapper. Now let's talk about interesting girls who are still alive.............................

He only went out with her for six weeks.

So he was either a first-night rimmer or, my theory is, they probably didn't get down to it. Advanced sexual practices are normally either first night jobs or take ages to build in to the repertoir.

She had plenty of other people to lick her arse though, so it's not like she went without.

Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote: He only went out with her for six weeks.

So he was either a first-night rimmer or, my theory is, they probably didn't get down to it. Advanced sexual practices are normally either first night jobs or take ages to build in to the repertoir.

She had plenty of other people to lick her arse though, so it's not like she went without.

I smell conspiracy!!! Colin has just outed himself as a co-conspirator in the widesread MI5, CIA, FBI, FHM, MFI cover-up of Diana's fondess for intimate anal stimulation.

I DEMAND AN INQUIRY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will participate fully in this enquiry.

My hourly rate is £520.

Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote: I will participate fully in this enquiry.

My hourly rate is 520 carefully applied licks of my anus.

Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote: He only went out with her for six weeks.

So he was either a first-night rimmer or, my theory is, they probably didn't get down to it. Advanced sexual practices are normally either first night jobs or take ages to build in to the repertoir.

She had plenty of other people to lick her arse though, so it's not like she went without.

Palace sources say the princess's balloon-knot was never drier than damp.. She lived a short,but good life..

Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote:

Palace sources say the princess's balloon-knot was never drier than damp.. She lived a short,but good life..

'kin 'ell!!!!

Dodjem wrote:

Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote:

Palace sources say the princess's balloon-knot was never drier than damp.. She lived a short,but good life..

'kin 'ell!!!!

What?

Edit: It's the steelworker in me,we are animals,but I'm not at work now.Do you want me to tone it down? You don't do you? We're in good company

waste of money moaning over some media-martyred rich twat