Picture Caption Game

Look ma, no hands

...she'd better not be looking at me... not my type...

....sir, I understand you turned the monitor towards the printer, but that won't help the computer to find the printer sir.....

Uh-oh if that orange thing falls off, he will be disqualified for the race! Hurry up, or he will still not make it!

Elementary, my dear Watson, there's something not quite right about the two of us.

"Come on touch it, Sir. I promise that it won't bite your finger."

Mo... watashi wa anata de hanasimashita. Sekkeizuno ie wa sakasa o shimashita!

He's wearing a thong made out of gold.

Sidebar on centerfold: "One night of prowling on a leaf in the garden, sexy-fuck freak Suzie glances over. The hottest, horniest vixen in the patch... whether boring her throbbing abdomen or tiangulated eyes, she's sure to end the night the same way --- by chewing yer head right off!"

"In Xinhua today, the new helicopter washing bay opened."

Doctor Octopus's son was not a very successful supervillian when Jr. became Colonel Crab

I'm so embarrassed that I've found a hole to hide myself in...

Uh-oh, I hope Ralf doesn't hear about this...

Dial M for murder...Dial K for Kraftwerk....

How to photo shop your girlfriends giant twatbox into a puppy in three easy steps.

'Snorri was furious when Minx sent this photo with the ransom note'

The supermarket's been turned into a football pitch!

Speaking Hand say "Stop slurping your fucking noodles"

How'd ya like a little Deutscher Gruß with a little Jun Fan Gung Fu... Sieg Highya!... Enter the mutherfuckin' Deutsch, BIATCH!

If she doesn't drink that completely within the next 5 seconds, she will have to pay for her plane ticket and hotel here at this sunny resort...we secretly checked her wallet, and she hasn't got much money on her. We're wondering what she'll do.

At last, I have written the perfect love letter. Now if only I had someone to send it to, that would be great...

Dammit, I was doing something really important... think...think.... if that damn sunshine girl would just stop posting me on this damn thread I could get on with it....

Your a great kisser...

You are NOT a great kisser!! :barf: Do.Not.Want!

You know what, my darling? If I put this mask on, we can pretend we're teenagers during Halloween, and scare the shit out of the little kids... Wanna try that? Darling?

Guess...where...I...put....this?

*covers mouth**TEE HEE**

"Aaaaaaahhhhh!,thank fuck for that,I was touching cloth there.."

Here you see a picture of the winner of the Miss Barbecue 2008 contest. Congratulations!