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As I have said, this board has standards, albeit lax, but where is my FAO Geeks thread? Could it be that somebody took some very fair criticism and deleted it?
NO FUCKING BUYS.
Will we see you next year then Jeff? Or you just going to sit at home, wank over Celtic and pretend youre everyones best mate.
Alex says "he´s on ecstasy, he´s still not happy" and "I dont want to see you naked and covered in gravy."
was verve cancelled? do they do steak puddings in barca ?
anyway ive at least got free gig tickets next saturday,bunnymen at new deli blackburn 
Boatraceface wrote: Quality choon Bansh.
fucking best live brit band you could see this year
ermm i enjoy elbow gigs as much though for reasons 
Uncle Liam wrote: As I have said, this board has standards, albeit lax, but where is my FAO Geeks thread? Could it be that somebody took some very fair criticism and deleted it?
NO FUCKING BUYS.
Will we see you next year then Jeff? Or you just going to sit at home, wank over Celtic and pretend youre everyones best mate.
Alex says "he´s on ecstasy, he´s still not happy" and "I dont want to see you naked and covered in gravy."
Liam, I am quite happy that you see the need to take time out of your "holidays" to belittle me. It makes me feel special.
I don't really give a rat's ass what you say about me, but your comments about another member in two separate threads were entirely inappropriate. I'm not entirely sure what you would like me to say. Are you looking for a battle of wits? Would you like me to hurl insults back at you?
If you really want to see me so badly, why don't you get on a flight over here to the States? If I come over, would you like to go on a date? Would you insist that I wear a slinky black dress?
Kisses, sweet cheeks.
[hello world] wrote: Never really understood why the boards are monopolised by the same 6 or 7 people anyway
Some people use it as social networking site..... no harm in that.
Liam writes Myspace blogs
How geeky is that
I've heard a rumour you are living in Yelvertoft, Liam.Don't know if that's correct or not but I can assure you if i ever see your fat sorry ass waddling around Rugby i will NOT help you out with directions.And if i ever see you at Rugby train station i will not be wasting a single second of my precious time talking to you.You fat geek.Now go and write your geeky Myspace blog
johnny wrote: Liam writes Myspace blogs
I've heard a rumour you are living in Yelvertoft, Liam.Don't know if that's correct or not but I can assure you if i ever see your fat sorry ass waddling around Rugby i will NOT help you out with directions.And if i ever see you at Rugby train station i will not be wasting a single second of my precious time talking to you.You fat geek.Now go and write your geeky Myspace blog
Is this the same Liam? He's athletic and you gotta read his interests, don't sound like no geek to me...
Has the other thread about Liam's Spanish dementia been erased then??
Liam is right: this board really is fucking wank these days.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Has the other thread about Liam's Spanish dementia been erased then??
Liam is right: this board really is fucking wank these days.
tHE whole FCUKIN SORRY mess died once HUNTSMAN left.
i'm not gonna come out and say that i love this forum and that it is the best thing ever but what i don't understand liam is that if you hate it so much why do you keep coming back 
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: i'm not gonna come out and say that i love this forum and that it is the best thing ever but what i don't understand liam is that if you hate it so much why do you keep coming back
He's only been back 5,620 times
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: i'm not gonna come out and say that i love this forum and that it is the best thing ever but what i don't understand liam is that if you hate it so much why do you keep coming back
Uncle Liam wrote:
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: i'm not gonna come out and say that i love this forum and that it is the best thing ever but what i don't understand liam is that if you hate it so much why do you keep coming back
okay.. so why not just stick to threads like that and quit coming on this forum just to say how shit everything and everyone is?
Top Tip - I became a lot happier with this place once I stopped thinking I had to read everything that was posted by anyone. I don't even think about opening threads that I know I won't like, because of the poster or subject, and, conversely, there are certain posters and subjects that I always try to read.
Makes sense really: I don't go to gigs I know I don't like, I don't watch much telly, I don't read what certain journalists write, I don’t listen to commercial radio stations or hang around in places that I know will be full of dickheads. I don’t eat in seafood restaurants and I don’t try to pull women who I know I won’t enjoy sleeping with. I don’t take acid or speed and I never start conversations about gardening or science fiction or Peter Andre.
Most people try to do the same. Other people seem to spend their lives seeking out things to be horrified, offended, bored or fed up about. I have a name for them - Mary Witehouses. She pioneered this kind of perverse behaviour by staying up late to watch mucky films then moaning about it.
The stupid bitch.
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: i'm not gonna come out and say that i love this forum and that it is the best thing ever but what i don't understand liam is that if you hate it so much why do you keep coming back
okay.. so why not just stick to threads like that and quit coming on this forum just to say how shit everything and everyone is?
Coz he is a miserable, whining bitch and isn't happy unless he whining and bitching about someone or something.
Never met the guy, probably a nice chap offline.....
There are two Liams, the Liam you meet in real life and Uncle Liam, his online persona.
Both are cunts 
Animadversion wrote: tim, i need a hug. either that or xanax. i'd rather have a hug.
Whereas the rest of humanity would rather you took your meds
Liam is a fucking superstar.
Anyone who thinks different hasn't met him or just doesn't get it.
Either way, their life is a lot poorer for the fact.
i'm curious about this Liam fellow. I need entertainment. I'll pay for his airfare to new yawk.
coney island baby wrote: i'm curious about this Liam fellow. I need entertainment. I'll pay for his airfare to new yawk.
I AM LIAM.
book and pay for my flight,august from manchester and send me the ticket.
banshee wrote:
coney island baby wrote: i'm curious about this Liam fellow. I need entertainment. I'll pay for his airfare to new yawk.
I AM LIAM. book and pay for my flight,august from manchester and send me the ticket.
coney island baby wrote: i'm curious about this Liam fellow. I need entertainment. I'll pay for his airfare to new yawk.
Whats so curious about me? Add Jemma, Nick King and Norbert on Facebook, and the photos from Summercase tell the story.
And I also notice its only the Airfare that is getting paid. Shelter, Food, Drink and Entertainment, I have to stump up for. I know the America economy is a bit fucked, but jesus you'd think there would be a standard. Fuck me. This is tighter than my school trousers would be if i tried them on today.
Anyway, I'm boycotting America due to the high proportion of geeks that currently inhabit it.
LeggyD wrote: Liam is a fucking superstar.
Anyone who thinks different hasn't met him or just doesn't get it.
Either way, their life is a lot poorer for the fact.
"Let me tell you something for a euro...."
Canadia wrote:
LeggyD wrote: Liam is a fucking superstar.
Anyone who thinks different hasn't met him or just doesn't get it.
Either way, their life is a lot poorer for the fact.
"Let me tell you something for a euro...."
Oh crikey, I remember that! 
Canadia wrote:
LeggyD wrote: Liam is a fucking superstar.
Anyone who thinks different hasn't met him or just doesn't get it.
Either way, their life is a lot poorer for the fact.
"Let me tell you something for a euro...."
Yeah, pony up the cash mo fo
Uncle Liam wrote:
Canadia wrote:
LeggyD wrote: Liam is a fucking superstar.
Anyone who thinks different hasn't met him or just doesn't get it.
Either way, their life is a lot poorer for the fact.
"Let me tell you something for a euro...."
Yeah, pony up the cash mo fo
I would but you never did shut your pie hole, did ya? did ya? Hmmmmm?
Uncle Liam wrote: Pony up the cash or no picked cucumbers.
I believe it's PICKLED ... You know, like your liver
:D
You know, I managed to get some Dill today. and now its just going to have to go in the freezer... Oh well. :p
Uncle Liam wrote: You know, I managed to get some Dill today. and now its just going to have to go in the freezer... Oh well. :p
I'd prefer a jar like this:
Ta like, you're the goods
