You're Much Too Young...

Fred Thompson is making good on his threat promise to return to acting. The former U.S. senator, whose presidential dreams went up in smoke earlier this year, has landed a guest stint on ABC's out-of-this-world drama Life on Mars, sources confirm to me exclusively. He'll play the NYPD's chief of detectives in a February episode. In other Mars news, producers are currently casting the never-before-seen daughter of Harvey Keitel's character. Interested actresses should be in their mid-30s, beautiful, confident, and be willing to work long hours alongside Harvey Keitel. Reminder: Life on Mars moves to Wednesdays at 10 pm/E.T. following Lost beginning Jan. 28. If you're not watching, you should be, dammit!

I don't understand wHYYY you ARe crying. I'm not too young anymore but I'm still for all the youth can give me. Oyu see, I'm not shedding black tears. Quite a rainbow in my eyes and it's still so great to live on.

You hate the show but are crying that you are too young to play Keitel's daughter?

You are willing to work long hours around Harvey, so you have at least 1 qualification down solid

it's ok , just think Kietel in Bad Lieutenant he's a pervy slimeball who gets it in the end. brutal , no sentiment , and your next gig may be presenting the weather on sky news...