2009 NOOL Dead Pool

Can't believe January's half over and we aint got one yet.

Most likely: Tom Baker, Murray Walker, Gerry Anderson, Stirling Moss.

Most Liked: Jacqui smith, thatch, jacqui smith (dug up and jumped on to make sure).

Wishful thinking: Shrub. As many Israelis as the number of dead people in Gaza. As many bank CEO's as possible, preferably televised.

Please $DEITY no: Obama (not a massive fan, and indeed am a little scared by the worship he's getting, but the LAST thing the world needs is for Sylus P. Sisterfucker from horsetoucher Alabama to kill him).

Im going for Patrick Swayze

and the old pish stained German

Oh, I forgot.......

Steve Jobs.....based purely on the apple propaganda......

He's fine Well OK, he's a bit ill. Alright, it's cancer. He's fine, the cancer's gone. Yes we know he looks a bit shit, but he just needs time to recover. Ok, yes, he DOES look like he's been dead for three weeks already, but it's just a hormone imbalance. He's a little bit icky, and he's having a little time off, but not cos he's about to croak or anything, honest.

Defo dead. But it'll be like Brezniev (sp?) or Kim Jong Il, they'll have an animatronic jobs for years before they admit it (note that they have cancelled their version of the Haj from next year on,so the faithful can't see the strings and gears up close )

Gazza (the alcoholic ex footballer - not the country)

redken wrote: Gazza (the alcoholic ex footballer - not the country)

You sure?

The Board

Sir Bobby Robson :(

El Jarvo wrote: Barack Obama

The Financial Markets

Western Civilisation as we once knew it.

Well done, you've out-miseried Liam.

Tony Hart

The Teacher wrote: Tony Hart

I resisted that one, I'm too mature.

Nah nah nah nah nah Liam's not matuaaar!

Shitter though, the man was a true inspiration to millions.

Doctor? wrote:

The Teacher wrote: Tony Hart

I resisted that one, I'm too mature.

Nah nah nah nah nah Liam's not matuaaar!

Shitter though, the man was a true inspiration to millions.

tis a shame,I had a pic shown on 'The Gallery' on 'Take Hart' once

The Teacher wrote: Tony Hart

I hope not. Poor Morph will be in pieces

Patrick Swayze Bruce Forsythe Norman Wisdom

Dodjem wrote: Patrick Swayze

Copycat

Gazman wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Patrick Swayze

Copycat

Shut it four eyes

Dodjem wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Patrick Swayze

Copycat

Shut it four eyes

oooh touchy!

Whats the matter Jemima,hangover?

It's a Sunday isn't it?

Dodjem wrote: It's a Sunday isn't it?

Point taken

Obama, thacher,Viktor Yushchenko, Morgan Tsvangirai, Mikhail Saakashvili (georgian president),Pope Benedict XVI and Liam if he makes it into the states

Every year is an achievement for me.

George W Bush will get shot in Texas by some crazy jesus freak closet lesbian because he did not get abortion banned or gay marriage banned nationwide, and the people will shed tears and claim that he was a great president after all

Lou Reed

Kanye West

Jerry Lewis

Osama Bin Laden

0_o wrote: George W Bush will get shot in Texas by some crazy jesus freak

Does Jeff own a gun ?

That's Tony Hart gone, anyway.

Ricardo Montalban died a few days ago (Fantasy Island, etc.)

Gazza Ronnie Wood (on the job with a thrusting Russian)

Winehouse Boy George Michael Heseltine (still alive? how???)

Robert Magabe still seems in appallingly good health. Not even a hint of grey at 82!

Dave Earnshaw wrote:

Robert Magabe still seems in appallingly good health. Not even a hint of grey at 82!

Tena lady

Er, I mean Grecian 2000

Dodjem wrote:

Dave Earnshaw wrote:

Robert Magabe still seems in appallingly good health. Not even a hint of grey at 82!

Tena lady

Er, I mean Grecian 2000

I'll bet it isnt

Dodjem wrote:

Dave Earnshaw wrote:

Robert Magabe still seems in appallingly good health. Not even a hint of grey at 82!

Tena lady

Eh? Isn't that a brand of minge matress?

Doctor? wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

Dave Earnshaw wrote:

Robert Magabe still seems in appallingly good health. Not even a hint of grey at 82!

Tena lady

Eh? Isn't that a brand of minge matress?

with wings

means they can go horse riding and roller skating in white jeans without fear of 'leakage'

Amy Winehouse Kerry Katona Jade Goody

The tabliods will then run out of stories by the end of the year!

F1

Doctor? wrote: F1

The Help button is going away!!!!!

Gazman wrote:

0_o wrote: George W Bush will get shot in Texas by some crazy jesus freak

Does Jeff own a gun ?

You're nuts

Actually it may be Osame bin Laden: no W no Laden :)

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Gazman wrote:

0_o wrote: George W Bush will get shot in Texas by some crazy jesus freak

Does Jeff own a gun ?

You're nuts

No i'm not he is!

Clarence Clemons a figure from the 1960's British Pop Art movement Sean Connery Debenhams another British car marque The Pub 3 ex Eastenders actors/actresses the cig run to Spain and next doors cat if it fucks about in my herb bed

anybody have Tony Hart? [bless]

Rocket Mick SHUG Diggy Mike NOOL's getting MARRIED Johnny 2 sheds Burts JOB BiginOIL

....and PINEAPPLE FACE

Rocket Mick wrote: Burts JOB

OI! OI!.. I'm reborn, just working me notice. NUTS will be back in stock shortly, just at a much bigger salary.

WhAT f'in recession?

I did - but it was at a time in my life, when I couldn't log on

Jacko's not dead, he's hanging out with Elvis and 2Pac on a Cuban island in the Indian Ocean.

Amy Winehouse (then again, I bet her name has been appearing on these types of lists for the past few years)

Crackhouse, rather.