lying through your teeth thread... — Forum Archive

29 Jul 2002, 12:26

a thread full of outlandish lies! no truth or seriousness here! lie about your life, the music you love and anything you can think of!

i reallly liked that new gansta rap comming out these days. boy, they can rap and they got all the hotties on their arms. what a great male role model they are. and stylish too! those huge gold chains are great and the cool baggy 90 dollar pants. and they write about things that are important and honest...the hard life on the streets. they live life on the edge man, even when you're talented and famous, the hard life never leaves ya. just look at the great *cough* musical heroes of today and their tragic death...notorious b.i.g. :cry: and 2pac. yes, we cannot have enough *cough* cool videos and cds to pay tribute to these heroes.

29 Jul 2002, 12:36

My name is Percy, I support the best 2 football teams in the world Glasgow Rangers (who are Scotland's greatest club and the supporters are easily the best looking and behaved in the whole wide world) and England who are easily the best in the world (at everything) My favorite band is Depeche Mode - they have had loads of great records and several number 1's, they are funny, talented and write the best songs. I am 16, I am unemployed and I am married to a lady of 84 - we have 2 kids....Roger is 7 and Perciville is 45 My favourite food is lard - I do not like milk.....or bald people

29 Jul 2002, 13:02

Revenge were great, wish they would do a comeback!

29 Jul 2002, 13:13

My name is Rocket Mick, I am 21, 6 foot tall and I weigh 13 stones, I have a full head of hair, and I work 40 hours a week. I am good looking. I always buy my friends a drink. I do not like bicuits or cakes or fizzy pop or peanuts or lager or........ :evil4: ;)

29 Jul 2002, 13:29

I really hope Crystal Palace get promoted this season, and if they were to win the championship as well then that would be absolutely perfect.

29 Jul 2002, 13:39

Originally posted by ShugZV My name is Rocket Mick, I am 21, 6 foot tall and I weigh 13 stones, I have a full head of hair, and I work 40 hours a week. I am good looking. I always buy my friends a drink. I do not like bicuits or cakes or fizzy pop or peanuts or lager or........ ;)

No you are not ,i know that git and he is 31,works for 70 hours a week in the KFC in DISNEYLAND and was bald since birth.You must be thinking of his bezzy mate GAZZA SHUGZV the talented ex GOGO dancer from ABERDEEN.Tells lots of lies about playing football,going with loads of women and working in a CHIPSHOP in CORBY.:D

29 Jul 2002, 14:04

I am extremely good looking, woman throw themselves at my feet constantly, I've never been drunk, and I have never, EVER lost anything, except my virginity!

29 Jul 2002, 17:13

I hope come May Rio needs a new cabinet to hold all his medals and awards.

29 Jul 2002, 17:20

Originally posted by ROCKET MICK > Originally posted by ShugZV My name is Rocket Mick, I am 21, 6 foot tall and I weigh 13 stones, I have a full head of hair, and I work 40 hours a week. I am good looking. I always buy my friends a drink. I do not like bicuits or cakes or fizzy pop or peanuts or lager or........ ;)

No you are not ,i know that git and he is 31,works for 70 hours a week in the KFC in DISNEYLAND and was bald since birth.You must be thinking of his bezzy mate GAZZA SHUGZV the talented ex GOGO dancer from ABERDEEN.Tells lots of lies about playing football,going with loads of women and working in a CHIPSHOP in CORBY.:D

:lol: Was that the best you could come up with hippy? :evil4:

29 Jul 2002, 17:24

I'm Nosferatu's half-brother.

....oops....shite - that's actually true isn't it? Cos Charley keeps tellin' me so... DOH!.. :o :o

:smoker:

29 Jul 2002, 19:43

I am gutted that Chelsea keep beating Spurs and hope that they do better this season, also i wish my girlfriend would stop having 'multiple' orgasms every time i slip her my 7" inches.

29 Jul 2002, 19:55

i don't own a computer. never used one of those things. are they made of wood and cables?

:computer:

30 Jul 2002, 00:48

umm...I'm Gay

30 Jul 2002, 01:12

Originally posted by MANMLOVER1 umm...I'm Gay

I knew it! :laugh:

I used to sing in Scritti Politti.......

30 Jul 2002, 03:43

my name is shugzv & I am scotch.

30 Jul 2002, 03:44

Originally posted by hibster my name is shugzv & I am scotch.

:D I am gettimg a JOB today! :lol: :cool2:

30 Jul 2002, 11:15

Originally posted by ROCKET MICK > Originally posted by hibster> my name is shugzv & I am scotch.>

:D I am gettimg a JOB today! :lol: :cool2:

NO! You are getting a "BLOW" job today....

From Shuglet.

:evil4: :evil4:

30 Jul 2002, 11:23

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by MANMLOVER1> umm...I'm Gay

I knew it! :laugh:

I used to sing in Scritti Politti.......

heh, and I was in Milli Vanilli, or was it Vinilli....

or did I mean I was Vanilla Ice....oh hell, I've gone and screwed everything up AGAIN!!!

30 Jul 2002, 12:00

You mean, ye were actually VINILLI REILLY from Durutti Column noo? My, that's some revelation, ah can tell ya! :D

:cool2: :cool2:

30 Jul 2002, 12:53

dammit Huberto, you've gone and figured it all out again...

give this man a beer...or here, would you like one of my tamales??? I can't eat the whole plate...and they are quite tasty today....

30 Jul 2002, 20:16

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd > Originally posted by Green> > > > Originally posted by MANMLOVER1> > umm...I'm Gay>

I knew it! :laugh:

I used to sing in Scritti Politti.......

heh, and I was in Milli Vanilli, or was it Vinilli....

or did I mean I was Vanilla Ice....oh hell, I've gone and screwed everything up AGAIN!!!

You know, you coulda been Vanilla Ice.......wasn't he from Dallas? :skeptic: :laugh:

30 Jul 2002, 20:53

My name is David Hasselhoff. When I'm not saving busty housewives as an LA county lifeguard by day, I'm a private eye investigating the paranormal by night. I'm also a big hit in Germany......

30 Jul 2002, 21:15

I can't wait for the Morrissey Tour. I've been listening to Slow Jam all day thinking about how good Barney's lyrics are getting now that he's matured and off drugs.

31 Jul 2002, 15:30

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd> > > > Originally posted by Green> > > > > > > Originally posted by MANMLOVER1> > > umm...I'm Gay> > >

I knew it! :laugh:

I used to sing in Scritti Politti.......

heh, and I was in Milli Vanilli, or was it Vinilli....

or did I mean I was Vanilla Ice....oh hell, I've gone and screwed everything up AGAIN!!!

You know, you coulda been Vanilla Ice.......wasn't he from Dallas? :skeptic: :laugh:

yes...this particular fucknut was from the mean streets of suburban Dallas...Richardson to be exact...I had quite forgotten this factoid...and I wish I had not remembered him...

31 Jul 2002, 16:07

Aa used ta have a mullet as a teenager - loved racin' me bike just to feel the wind in my hair.....oh yes.....

:cool2: :cool2:

31 Jul 2002, 21:39

Morrissey is a god.

i just love him. :love2:

he's so happy too!:D

1 Aug 2002, 05:05

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd > Originally posted by Green> > > > Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd> > > > > > > Originally posted by Green> > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by MANMLOVER1> > > > umm...I'm Gay> > > > > >

I knew it! :laugh:

I used to sing in Scritti Politti.......

heh, and I was in Milli Vanilli, or was it Vinilli....

or did I mean I was Vanilla Ice....oh hell, I've gone and screwed everything up AGAIN!!!

You know, you coulda been Vanilla Ice.......wasn't he from Dallas? :skeptic: :laugh:

yes...this particular fucknut was from the mean streets of suburban Dallas...Richardson to be exact...I had quite forgotten this factoid...and I wish I had not remembered him...

You do realise you're on candid camera.

1 Aug 2002, 16:27

my real name is snucker. it is on my birth certificate. though they got my birthday wrong. i was really born on febuary 30th, 1897.

1 Aug 2002, 17:46

This thread is daft and completely pointless from what I can see.

Surely we can think of better and more entertaining things to write about that this old tosh.

But as I'm here, I'd just like to wish Rio Ferdinand all the best for the coming season.

1 Aug 2002, 20:02

Originally posted by Johnny Giles This thread is daft and completely pointless from what I can see. Surely we can think of better and more entertaining things to write about that this old tosh.But as I'm here, I'd just like to wish Rio Ferdinand all the best for the coming season.

well duh! that's what this forum was made for. if you want to be serious, go to the digital republic!

back to the lying.

2 Aug 2002, 06:55

I am glad SHUGZV is back posting good and sensible comments!

2 Aug 2002, 14:01

Originally posted by snucker > Originally posted by Johnny Giles> This thread is daft and completely pointless from what I can see. > > Surely we can think of better and more entertaining things to write about that this old tosh.> > But as I'm here, I'd just like to wish Rio Ferdinand all the best for the coming season.> > > >

well duh! that's what this forum was made for. if you want to be serious, go to the digital republic!

back to the lying.

I was only JOKING Snucker :laugh:

Guess the Rio Ferdinand gag that followed lost a bit in the translation going across the Atlantic :D

2 Aug 2002, 14:04

Originally posted by Johnny Giles > Originally posted by snucker> > > > Originally posted by Johnny Giles> > This thread is daft and completely pointless from what I can see. > > > > Surely we can think of better and more entertaining things to write about that this old tosh.> > > > But as I'm here, I'd just like to wish Rio Ferdinand all the best for the coming season.> > > > > > > > >

well duh! that's what this forum was made for. if you want to be serious, go to the digital republic!

back to the lying.

I was only JOKING Snucker :laugh:

Guess the Rio Ferdinand gag that followed lost a bit in the translation going across the Atlantic :D

IT LOST EVEN MORE COMING OVER THE PENNINES YOU sad GIT!:D Only joking Johnny,after all you are MY hero! :wink:

2 Aug 2002, 20:09

Originally posted by Johnny Giles > Originally posted by snucker> > > > Originally posted by Johnny Giles> > This thread is daft and completely pointless from what I can see. > > > > Surely we can think of better and more entertaining things to write about that this old tosh.> > > > But as I'm here, I'd just like to wish Rio Ferdinand all the best for the coming season.> > > > > > > > >

well duh! that's what this forum was made for. if you want to be serious, go to the digital republic!

back to the lying.

I was only JOKING Snucker :laugh:

Guess the Rio Ferdinand gag that followed lost a bit in the translation going across the Atlantic :D

you brits are in a whole another world. i can't believe you were once our mother countries and we speak the same language.

:square:

shite, forgot to lie. when i grow up, i wanna be miss greenland in the world beauty pagent to show that yes, we are made of snow and rocks. thank you. :king:

4 Aug 2002, 07:07

I was really, really, really disappointed that the greatest team ever could only draw 1-1 with Kilmarnock yesterday......I cried all the way home from Glasgow :nod: And I did not celebrate this result in any way last night!

4 Aug 2002, 12:31

I believe the baseball players in the US have every right in the world to go on strike. How do you expect them to live on only 35 million a year? They can barely make the payments on their Mercedes and Humvees!

.....oh, and I'm David Hasselhoff, and I'm also gay.

4 Aug 2002, 12:40

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I believe the baseball players in the US have every right in the world to go on strike. How do you expect them to live on only 35 million a year? They can barely make the payments on their Mercedes and Humvees!.....oh, and I'm David Hasselhoff, and I'm also gay.

Don't forget the agony that Kenny Anderson, who played for Boston in the NBA, felt a couple of years ago when faced with the prospect of a strike and said that he was gonna have to sell one of his Mercedes. Such tragedy indeed...... :rolleyes:

4 Aug 2002, 13:44

I've shagged the babes on the Regret Baywatch performance (the one on the phone was a real go-er!!) Oh yea no not Gillian!!!

4 Aug 2002, 13:46

i love beauty pagents, there's nothing that makes more sense than wearing a bikini with heels, smiling like an idiot and lying through your teeth about how you want to end world hunger. we all know what beauty pagents are for! a chance to do good in the world and be a good role model for kids, not the money or the modelling contract.

:kiss:

5 Aug 2002, 13:07

When will the world recognize the musical genius of Styx and Dennis Deyoung? His high-pitched vocal delivery and wholesale dedication of his love songs to his lovely wife has made everything Styx ever did incredible!

7 Aug 2002, 20:39

I wish MAJOR TARANTINO would start posting again!:D

7 Aug 2002, 21:12

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 When will the world recognize the musical genius of Styx and Dennis Deyoung? His high-pitched vocal delivery and wholesale dedication of his love songs to his lovely wife has made everything Styx ever did incredible!

Have you been watching Behind The Music again? Hey, at least Cartman has recognized that ability!

8 Aug 2002, 03:56

Originally posted by Johnny Giles > Originally posted by snucker> > > > Originally posted by Johnny Giles> > This thread is daft and completely pointless from what I can see. > > > > Surely we can think of better and more entertaining things to write about that this old tosh.> > > > But as I'm here, I'd just like to wish Rio Ferdinand all the best for the coming season.> > > > > > > > >

well duh! that's what this forum was made for. if you want to be serious, go to the digital republic!

back to the lying.

I was only JOKING Snucker :laugh:

Guess the Rio Ferdinand gag that followed lost a bit in the translation going across the Atlantic :D

i didnt like that joke at all. i constantly wonder at the americans grasp & total understanding of irony

8 Aug 2002, 04:21

I wish New Order release a new Best Of CD with all their latest singles and maybe some remixes (that wonderful 60mph remix, for instance) for Xmas. I also hope that their next album will contain more collaborations with other artists. They should invite Dave Gahan: on a slow he'd be really good (something like Run Wild). Hooky should sing the lead vocals on some tracks as well. Stephen Hague did a great job as producer on Republic; they should work with him again.

8 Aug 2002, 09:37

As mentioned in another thread,

There is to be a secret gig organised, planning to demo some of the new songs from their forthcoming album later this year, as well as a half hour request period where fans vote a request on song to be played live.

:evil4:

8 Aug 2002, 10:54

Barney and Hooky are both on a diet, and Hooky has decided to let his hair grow long as they use dto be in the 80s.

8 Aug 2002, 12:05

so did barney, i think his hair is now up to his asss. not only that, but i think also decided to move to san fransisco, became a hippy and is now selling hemp products in a basement.

8 Aug 2002, 12:26

I am New Order :nod:

:guitar: :drummer: :singer: :computer2:

8 Aug 2002, 12:41

I'm good looking...have I already done this one???

8 Aug 2002, 14:24

Originally posted by ROCKET MICK I wish MAJOR TARANTINO would start posting again!:D

Well......Aa hope he nevva cooms back! ;)

:cool2: :cool2:

8 Aug 2002, 15:25

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I am New Order

and i'm the pope. born on febuary 30th, 1897.

9 Aug 2002, 05:26

I'm Barney's boyfriend, hence my nickname.

9 Aug 2002, 05:29

Originally posted by Poop'd full o' droogs I'm Barney's boyfriend, hence my nickname.

Very CLOCKWORK ORDER!:D

10 Aug 2002, 13:12

I enjoy the collected works of Mariah Carey....

12 Aug 2002, 04:08

I think Martha Stewart is getting a bad rap...

Enron did nothing wrong....

and we should all run out and purchase vast amounts of Worldcom stock....

oh...and we should all stop drinking as well!!!!

12 Aug 2002, 04:22

GRIGORI is CLEVER!:D

12 Aug 2002, 06:38

I like Mick!!!! ;)

12 Aug 2002, 08:58

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd I like Mick!!!! ;)

I don't ! SPUTNICK :D Rocket's Son