Before coming down to the breakfast cave every morning, Osama bin Laden would look into his magical mirror and ask,
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest a** hole of them all?"
The mirror would reply, "You are Osama".
That would make his day and he would arrive at the breakfast cave with a huge smile on his face, before indulging in his goat's milk and dried cowpat cereal.
Not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and every day the mirror would confirm his question.
Yes, he was in fact, the biggest a** hole of them all.
One day, Osama arrived at the breakfast table with a huge scowl on his face, and he was obviously very upset.
One of his eleven wives summoned up the courage to ask him,
"What's wrong Osama?"
Osama replied,
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"WHO THE F**K IS ROY KEANE?"
