Top 11 Jill Tyrell lines

Been watching back the two series of Nighty Night on DVD.

Julia Davis' character Jill Tyrell- Best tv character ever

1. "We should settle up now else it just gets nasty"

2." Hiya Kath!"

3. "Hiya Don!"

4. "How many of those have you had, Sue?"

5. "Linda, you know my feelings on asthma. Take a deep breath and get over it."

6. "Mine's tight. Like a cat's anus."

7."God, you look old, Sue. If you weren't talkin' I might try and bury you!"

8. "I'm not a malicious woman and I will strike down the first person who says that I am."

9. "Hiya Don. It's Jill. I know I'm not allowed to speak to you anymore, but I'm just phoning to say I've shot myself. Bye."

10."You're startin' to make me feel depressed now, Karen!"

11. To Don's young girlfriend when she says that Don loves her "What, and you believe him?"

Hundreds of other classic Jill lines but too pissed