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ok. i need to vent. i'm getting so fed up with going into public toilets only to find wee all over the seats! i mean, why should i have to wipe the seat to relieve myself? shouldn't the perpetrator do it before they vacate the stall? this, you see, is my biggest pet peeve. in fact, it is irritating me so much i'm thinking of starting a petition! maybe even a movement!
thank you for your patience. 
Originally posted by Agentwood ok. i need to vent. i'm getting so fed up with going into public toilets only to find wee all over the seats! i mean, why should i have to wipe the seat to relieve myself? this, you see, is my biggest pet peeve. in fact, it is irritating me so much i'm thinking of starting a petition! maybe even a movement!thank you for your patience.
You have seats in public toilets over there ?
Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes > Originally posted by Agentwood> ok. i need to vent. i'm getting so fed up with going into public toilets only to find wee all over the seats! i mean, why should i have to wipe the seat to relieve myself? this, you see, is my biggest pet peeve. in fact, it is irritating me so much i'm thinking of starting a petition! maybe even a movement!> > thank you for your patience.
You have seats in public toilets over there ?
no squat toilets in the mighty U S of A, my friend!
ok, let me specify: toilets in workplaces, restaurants, dormitories, etc., etc. as well as public toilets.
When i saw Lewd Hoarder at MEN arena in 98(ish) there was half a sun newspaper stuck to the wall in the cubicle. I think we can all guess what it was stuck there with... :\puke:
Originally posted by Major Tarantino When i saw Lewd Hoarder at MEN arena in 98(ish) there was half a sun newspaper stuck to the wall in the cubicle. I think we can all guess what it was stuck there with... :\puke:
Chewing gum?
Originally posted by Agentwood > Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes> > > > Originally posted by Agentwood> > ok. i need to vent. i'm getting so fed up with going into public toilets only to find wee all over the seats! i mean, why should i have to wipe the seat to relieve myself? this, you see, is my biggest pet peeve. in fact, it is irritating me so much i'm thinking of starting a petition! maybe even a movement!> > > > thank you for your patience.
You have seats in public toilets over there ?
no squat toilets in the mighty U S of A, my friend!
ok, let me specify: toilets in workplaces, restaurants, dormitories, etc., etc. as well as public toilets.
Really is taking the piss, this flagrant abuse of facilities. A shocking business.
Originally posted by Old Blue > Originally posted by Major Tarantino When i saw Lewd Hoarder at MEN arena in 98(ish) there was half a sun newspaper stuck to the wall in the cubicle. I think we can all guess what it was stuck there with... :\puke:
Chewing gum?
Not quite. Although that may have been part of it. Does chewing gum digest?
I'm with you Agent Wood. A new intake of kids in our office has just resulted in a new epidemic of it. I nominated it for room 101 on here along with wiping snot on the wall. For fucks sake there's 127 metres of bog roll on the wall and direct connection to the local sewage plant and it's to much trouble to use it.
Someone saying [ahem] 'Go Gunners' is far, far more offensive than anyone tinkling on a toilet seat.
;)
Originally posted by Al Jarvis Someone saying [ahem] 'Go Gunners' is far, far more offensive than anyone tinkling on a toilet seat.;)
hear f'king hear!!
Originally posted by DoN > Originally posted by Al Jarvis Someone saying [ahem] 'Go Gunners' is far, far more offensive than anyone tinkling on a toilet seat.;)
hear f'king hear!!
Though obviously nowhere near as offensive, again, as fellow Southerners banging on about Man-bloody-Yoo.
Which part of Salford you fron again, Donato?! ;)
Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by DoN> > > > Originally posted by Al Jarvis> Someone saying [ahem] 'Go Gunners' is far, far more offensive than anyone tinkling on a toilet seat.;)
hear f'king hear!!
Though obviously nowhere near as offensive, again, as fellow Southerners banging on about Man-bloody-Yoo.
Which part of Salford you fron again, Donato?! ;)
Hehe! i should have expected that (cue floodgates!) Still i used to work in Angel which i know is in your neck of the woods Jarvo so i know how irritating the gooner population round there is.
ps: my uncles from Manchester - tenious connection but i was only 5 when he told me i simply must support them, kind of an impressionable age that, and something i never have forgotton bless his soul!
I'm actually a member up the Arse - local team, an' all that - but the idea someone might dare call out 'Go Gunners' at a game offends something primeval deep inside me.
Then again, what with some of the corporate chinless wonders the Arse now attracts that day might not be too far off. Oh, but then again, that sort don't make any noise, do they? Ever.
Originally posted by Agentwood ok. i need to vent. i'm getting so fed up with going into public toilets only to find wee all over the seats! i mean, why should i have to wipe the seat to relieve myself? shouldn't the perpetrator do it before they vacate the stall? this, you see, is my biggest pet peeve. in fact, it is irritating me so much i'm thinking of starting a petition! maybe even a movement!thank you for your patience.
I'm sorry...you want me to wipe the seat off after I've tinkled all over it???
Don't have the time...besides, you want me to take a chance of getting urine on MY hands....never... :p
Now Molly, what I don't understand is this. It is usually us men who get the blame for toilet-tinkling but you surely go to the Ladies. Now, if that is the case how come you find the toilet all tinkled.
DI Morse
Originally posted by Armand d´Hubert Now Molly, what I don't understand is this. It is usually us men who get the blame for toilet-tinkling but you surely go to the Ladies. Now, if that is the case how come you find the toilet all tinkled.
DI Morse
ooooohhhhhh....I did not even think of this one...
yes...just how do women winkle on the seat????
And I have to ask, why is it always the men who have to pull down the seat and not the women who have to pull it up?
And why can't they just look where they are seating?
Whenever I'm in a public facility, I turn off the lights and say a hail Mary before engaging the toilet in a little tete-on-tete.....
Seriously, I would not want to be a woman forced to use a public restroom. Having had experiance cleaning the ladies' room at my workplace, I can honestly say girls give guys a run for their money in terms of filthiness. :\puke:
Originally posted by Al Jarvis I'm actually a member up the Arse - local team, an' all that - but the idea someone might dare call out 'Go Gunners' at a game offends something primeval deep inside me. Then again, what with some of the corporate chinless wonders the Arse now attracts that day might not be too far off. Oh, but then again, that sort don't make any noise, do they? Ever.
i used to live in muswell hill, al, so i can support arsenal all i want. :D and as this forum isn't a match, i can also write whatever i want for my signature, perhaps something i wouldn't necessarily call out at matches. and i've changed my signature anyway, to my favourite quote, so :p and perhaps i should come and wee on your trendy crotch end toilet seat!
and how the hell did this thread get to dissing my appreciation for arsenal football club, anyway? it's about pissing on bloody toilet seats! 
Originally posted by Al Jarvis Someone saying [ahem] 'Go Gunners' is far, far more offensive than anyone tinkling on a toilet seat.;)
Classic
hey, at least i've NEVER in my LIFE referred to san francisco as 'frisco', like, oh, mr. jarvis! :o :\puke: 
Originally posted by The Village Idiot > Originally posted by Armand d´Hubert > Now Molly, what I don't understand is this. It is usually us men who get the blame for toilet-tinkling but you surely go to the Ladies. Now, if that is the case how come you find the toilet all tinkled. > > DI Morse
ooooohhhhhh....I did not even think of this one...
yes...just how do women winkle on the seat????
it's those hoverers. they spray all over the damn place. yuck!
Originally posted by Agentwood hey, at least i've NEVER in my LIFE referred to san francisco as 'frisco', like, oh, mr. jarvis! :o :\puke:
ok, enough of this dissing. i challenge al jarvis and rocket mick to a fish-slapping duel!
Originally posted by Agentwood > Originally posted by The Village Idiot> > > > Originally posted by Armand d´Hubert > > Now Molly, what I don't understand is this. It is usually us men who get the blame for toilet-tinkling but you surely go to the Ladies. Now, if that is the case how come you find the toilet all tinkled. > > > > DI Morse >
ooooohhhhhh....I did not even think of this one...
yes...just how do women winkle on the seat????
it's those hoverers. they spray all over the damn place. yuck!
Mad mystic hoverers levitating over the toilett seat and pissing all over the place. SPOOKY!! 
Originally posted by Spotnick And I have to ask, why is it always the men who have to pull down the seat and not the women who have to pull it up?And why can't they just look where they are seating?
That's a neverending argument I've had with my wife for nearly 6 years, now.
Originally posted by Agentwood i used to live in muswell hill, al, so i can support arsenal all i want.
Support Arsenal by all means, but at least do it with a little English verve. This is football after all, and not grid-iron. 'Go Gunners' stinks of pom-pom girls, huge foam hands and pre-match barbies in the parking lot. 'Up The Arse' would be so much more English, doncha think?
Thought all you lot called it Frisco, no?
Originally posted by Agentwood
I can also write whatever i want....perhaps i should come and wee on your trendy crotch !
Careful what you wish for Agent ;)
Originally posted by Al Jarvis
Thought all you lot called it Frisco, no?
erm, no. sorry. only silly foreign people who don't know any better...and maybe people from kansas.:D 
Originally posted by Major Tarantino Arsenal are about as english as the eiffel tower...
hey, at least i don't support man united....
Originally posted by Agentwood > Originally posted by Major Tarantino Arsenal are about as english as the eiffel tower...
hey, at least i don't support man united....
That riposte smacks of desperation, Molly, I should know because I used it once in a pub after unwittingly letting slip that I supported Stockport County! :D
Originally posted by Armand d´Hubert
That riposte smacks of desperation, Molly, I should know because I used it once in a pub after unwittingly letting slip that I supported Stockport County! :D
Shouldn't have reminded me, Budvar!
Didn't we just do you 3-2 to prove we're the true Hatters! :D
(not that it's a nickname I take any sorta pride in!).
Originally posted by Armand d´Hubert
Originally posted by Agentwood
Originally posted by Major Tarantino Arsenal are about as english as the eiffel tower...
hey, at least i don't support man united....
That riposte smacks of desperation, Molly, I should know because I used it once in a pub after unwittingly letting slip that I supported Stockport County! :D
as you can see, i am no longer represented by the teen queen molly ringwald, but by the lovely televangelist tammy faye bakker, with the gorgeous mascara-caked eyes...
and i STILL say...at least i don't support man united. :D
