Carter usm question
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one of them is in a band called abdoujaparov (after the cyclist, excuse spelling), the other in a band called jim bobs super stereoworld or something like that, think have4 just workedout which is in which! they have been doing combinedtours & then performing together again & have released material in the new band name (can't think what it is at the mo)
Originally posted by hibster that was zak foley from EMF that died.
Which citrus fruit was he famous for being able to fit under his foreskin?
a lemon, was wondering if anyone would mention that a friend of mine was their roadie in the very early days & told me about this, glad i never saw it done.
Originally posted by Kez-bah > Originally posted by hibster> that was zak foley from EMF that died.
Which citrus fruit was he famous for being able to fit under his foreskin?
That would be a grapefruit (or lemon) or even a certian members baldy head 
Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built > Originally posted by Kez-bah> > > > Originally posted by hibster> > that was zak foley from EMF that died.>
Which citrus fruit was he famous for being able to fit under his foreskin?
That would be a grapefruit (or lemon) or even a certian members baldy head
Watch it or i will send you another batch of dodgy CD-Rs.:D
Didn't Jonathan King once admit to taking a shine to one of the Carter guys?
Or is that just another unsubstantiated rumour?
Djamolidine Abdoujaparov was a fantastic Russian sprinter. Won quite a few stages of the Tour de France. Massive thighs. That is all.
Originally posted by hibster a lemon, was wondering if anyone would mention thata friend of mine was their roadie in the very early days & told me about this, glad i never saw it done.
Ha! Trust me to be the one to mention it 
I used to rather like EMF as a youngster....remember being mildly embaressed though when my dad asked what the initials stood for ;)
you mean you didnt come out with the alternate epsom mad funksters? have a demo copy of the 1st album recorded in zaks bedroom & a copy of ian denchs (the songwriter) previous bands album, very interesting comparing them to the finished versions!
or if you were doing science you could have said electro motive force! & what do you mean "when" you were a youngster you spring chicken you?
Originally posted by hibster yeah he won the sprints, but he was always out come the mountains wasn't he?
Mountains aren't the place for the riders with massive thighs. Lactic acid build up is the enemy.
didnt cippolini finish the odd tour though? he had large thighs (& large fines for his non regulation kit)
Originally posted by Kez-bah > Originally posted by hibster> a lemon, was wondering if anyone would mention that> a friend of mine was their roadie in the very early days & told me about this, glad i never saw it done.
Ha! Trust me to be the one to mention it
I used to rather like EMF as a youngster....remember being mildly embaressed though when my dad asked what the initials stood for ;)
Dont worry Kez. I *whisper* went to see em *cough* at the Astoria about 1990 *ahem* and own a copy of Shubert Dip, i did also have their other album (whatever the fook its called!) but i took it back!
That is DEFINATLY all :o
Originally posted by hibster didnt cippolini finish the odd tour though?he had large thighs (& large fines for his non regulation kit)
I think he crashed out of most of them, may have finshed one.
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Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© > Originally posted by hibster> didnt cippolini finish the odd tour though?> he had large thighs (& large fines for his non regulation kit)
I think he crashed out of most of them, may have finshed one.
surely he retired from them gracefully....
Originally posted by hibster or if you were doing science you could have said electro motive force!& what do you mean "when" you were a youngster you spring chicken you?
I was always brought up to be honest to my parents :D
And I'm talking about when I was a wee slip of a lass....14 years of age I was when I was into that lot 
Coming up to my (whisper it) 26th bithday now....okay, now I'm scared! 
stop making everyone feel so old! I was working with my mate who was the ex roadie when we went to see them on their first tour proper!
... oh well, I've tried me best to join in today but ... I guess it's time to pick up my bag, don my hat (it had blown into a tree out the back) and head off homeward bound.
Goodbye for now.
... just one last thing, it's good to know you did realise I was talking about Carter re: preset drum patterns.
Keep the faith.
Originally posted by Huntsman ... just one last thing, it's good to know you did realise I was talking about Carter re: preset drum patterns.Keep the faith.
;)
just got an e-mail from my friend james. said he just got back from seeing carter usm. guess they must be still kicking around in some form or another.
and i, too, own EMF's 'schubert dip'!
Used ta be a big Carter USM fan meself actually! Snotty belligerent electro-punk rock par excellence... but I don't believe they are actually playin' as Carter noo - more like two different bands - something called Jims Stereo Superworld and the other guy's band, whatever they're called ... Whose The Baddy Now or something.
who's the daddy - thats the name of the tour that both bands are in where they play carter usm stuff. see earlier posts for answers to the original question though!
