Paperclips — Forum Archive — New Order Online

26 Mar 2003, 08:38

and rubberbands

26 Mar 2003, 11:13

Chicken wire

26 Mar 2003, 11:14

Copydex (c)

26 Mar 2003, 11:16

Vermicelli

26 Mar 2003, 11:25

dropped stitches

26 Mar 2003, 11:29

Badgers in dress shoes

26 Mar 2003, 11:33

seasonally adjusted figures

26 Mar 2003, 11:38

2 Ticks in a row instead of a Tock

26 Mar 2003, 11:39

Ready Brek

26 Mar 2003, 11:40

Aggravated Burglary

26 Mar 2003, 11:41

needles without eyes...

26 Mar 2003, 11:43

Tonka

26 Mar 2003, 11:43

temporary traffic lights

26 Mar 2003, 11:44

Pensioners

26 Mar 2003, 11:46

magnetic catches

26 Mar 2003, 11:47

245

26 Mar 2003, 11:48

not suitable for the microwave labels

26 Mar 2003, 11:50

Ha-harmonic ge-ne-rator in-ter-mod-ulatorrr

26 Mar 2003, 11:51

insulated crocodile clips

26 Mar 2003, 11:52

Balloons

26 Mar 2003, 11:53

frosted glass

26 Mar 2003, 11:54

Spilt milk

26 Mar 2003, 11:57

eyesores

26 Mar 2003, 12:00

Houseboat

26 Mar 2003, 12:02

the bump on the number 5

26 Mar 2003, 12:02

platform 7 at sheffield station

26 Mar 2003, 12:03

boring threads like this one ;)

26 Mar 2003, 12:05

time wasting

26 Mar 2003, 12:05

typig erors

26 Mar 2003, 12:06

beer in k e yboar d err or

26 Mar 2003, 12:09

Addis (c)

26 Mar 2003, 12:10

filmed in Supermarionation

26 Mar 2003, 12:11

boxsets that arent in boxes

26 Mar 2003, 12:12

how low can you go

26 Mar 2003, 12:13

Sabre Wulf

26 Mar 2003, 12:15

Hoover bags

26 Mar 2003, 12:17

inverted commas

" "

26 Mar 2003, 12:18

Moog

26 Mar 2003, 12:18

static electricity

26 Mar 2003, 12:19

Lotus III

26 Mar 2003, 12:19

splinters near the fingernail

26 Mar 2003, 12:21

Bin juice

26 Mar 2003, 12:22

the inventor of buttonholes

26 Mar 2003, 12:24

Bunty

26 Mar 2003, 12:25

dipdabs

26 Mar 2003, 12:28

purple

26 Mar 2003, 12:30

TDK C120's that didnt snap

26 Mar 2003, 12:33

doctor who (the pertwee years)

26 Mar 2003, 12:34

Edited by: DoN at: 2003.03.26 - 17:53 GMT

26 Mar 2003, 13:39

hello

26 Mar 2003, 14:46

Getting past security: $50 or a blowjob :\puke:

A single-action rifle with ammo (5 bullets): $150 give or take :violent2:

Knowing you will never have to hear Nsync sing again: Priceless. :nod:

:D

26 Mar 2003, 15:38

the crunch of a hedgehog as you drive over it.

26 Mar 2003, 16:03

going to a tatu concert

26 Mar 2003, 17:17

socks

26 Mar 2003, 18:15

DUCT TAPE!

:D:D:D:D:D anita

26 Mar 2003, 21:45

Gianticularanticoid bums.

HUH U BUM!!!

27 Mar 2003, 00:23

wankle rotary engine

27 Mar 2003, 01:21

Hungover Terminator "I'll be:barf: "

27 Mar 2003, 05:39

Checkland & Scholes

27 Mar 2003, 06:08

homemade gravy

27 Mar 2003, 06:09

Timpani

27 Mar 2003, 06:44

iron on patches

27 Mar 2003, 06:46

String vest and onions round yer neck

27 Mar 2003, 06:50

receipts you dont need but keep

27 Mar 2003, 06:52

Bingo callers

27 Mar 2003, 06:55

cable ties

27 Mar 2003, 06:56

Vimto

27 Mar 2003, 07:07

Supergran on Tyne Tees TV

27 Mar 2003, 07:09

This is a colleague announcement, in store house keeper to the produce aisle, thankyou.

27 Mar 2003, 07:13

ShortMessageService aka SMS

27 Mar 2003, 07:19

Chick Pea Dahl

27 Mar 2003, 07:22

fleeces

27 Mar 2003, 07:26

Cumberland Sausages

27 Mar 2003, 07:37

jumpers for goalposts

27 Mar 2003, 07:39

The jack of diamonds

27 Mar 2003, 07:57

please dispose of carefully

27 Mar 2003, 08:00

Bees

27 Mar 2003, 08:02

People that call things that are sweet, candy instead of sweets :lol:

27 Mar 2003, 08:03

Behind the 8-ball.

27 Mar 2003, 08:10

horseshoe magnets

27 Mar 2003, 08:12

Ian Rush

27 Mar 2003, 08:31

bayonet type lightbulbs

27 Mar 2003, 08:33

Commodore 64

27 Mar 2003, 08:39

shockwaves gel

27 Mar 2003, 08:39

Mindless banter

27 Mar 2003, 08:40

banter thats mindless

27 Mar 2003, 08:42

Mindful banter

27 Mar 2003, 08:43

The overuse of Control+Z

27 Mar 2003, 08:43

broken pause buttons

27 Mar 2003, 08:44

batteries with power testers on the side

27 Mar 2003, 08:47

Fencing while fencers put up fences

27 Mar 2003, 08:49

mastertronic

27 Mar 2003, 08:50

Calvinball

27 Mar 2003, 08:50

life before google

27 Mar 2003, 08:52

Hip replacements

27 Mar 2003, 08:54

J-Lo's cellulite

27 Mar 2003, 08:54

Tumeric

27 Mar 2003, 08:55

tabloids

27 Mar 2003, 08:58

The bible, page 75 onwards.

27 Mar 2003, 09:03

the first word you learnt to spell at school

27 Mar 2003, 09:04

One Hundred

27 Mar 2003, 09:05

not any more :evil4:

27 Mar 2003, 09:06

Depths of insanity

27 Mar 2003, 09:06

heights of passion

27 Mar 2003, 09:07

Growing pains

27 Mar 2003, 09:09

jubilation and triumph

27 Mar 2003, 09:09

roadkill

27 Mar 2003, 09:11

STOP.

:topic:

27 Mar 2003, 09:14

THE END

27 Mar 2003, 09:51

I wondered who would get the last word ...

28 Mar 2003, 04:00

now you know.

thread killer!

28 Mar 2003, 04:20

Originally posted by Hibster thread killer!

Have I upset you ?!? Looks like they killed it themselves (at last, thank god, etc).

28 Mar 2003, 07:43

heaven forfend no, I was refering to my post!

28 Mar 2003, 09:06

This is the greatest thread ever you fools.

28 Mar 2003, 10:10

marbles

28 Mar 2003, 10:13

Mushy Peas

28 Mar 2003, 10:13

dents

28 Mar 2003, 10:15

Toilet

28 Mar 2003, 10:17

cashtill

28 Mar 2003, 10:18

Panda

28 Mar 2003, 10:21

lids

28 Mar 2003, 10:22

"What a friend we have in Satan, our saviour forever..." :evil4:

28 Mar 2003, 10:24

Telford

28 Mar 2003, 10:25

haystacks

28 Mar 2003, 10:26

Chutney

28 Mar 2003, 10:27

horseport

28 Mar 2003, 10:28

Pork

28 Mar 2003, 10:34

rockwater

28 Mar 2003, 10:35

gravity

28 Mar 2003, 10:36

mars

28 Mar 2003, 10:37

mars

28 Mar 2003, 10:39

girder

28 Mar 2003, 10:39

Bobby Davro

28 Mar 2003, 10:40

goal

28 Mar 2003, 10:41

Man-at-arms

28 Mar 2003, 10:42

rivit

28 Mar 2003, 10:44

towels

28 Mar 2003, 10:45

A cow saying hello

28 Mar 2003, 10:46

Other foot

28 Mar 2003, 10:46

carrier bag

28 Mar 2003, 10:47

Pingu

28 Mar 2003, 10:48

Julius Caesar

28 Mar 2003, 10:49

Constipation

28 Mar 2003, 10:50

electric chair

28 Mar 2003, 10:51

Chef's Hat

28 Mar 2003, 10:52

tram

28 Mar 2003, 11:07

Binoculars

28 Mar 2003, 11:09

turin shroud

28 Mar 2003, 11:24

Ming Vase

28 Mar 2003, 11:25

rubik's snake

28 Mar 2003, 11:27

Ballast

28 Mar 2003, 11:29

disposable camera

28 Mar 2003, 11:30

Smooch

28 Mar 2003, 11:30

stealth bomber

28 Mar 2003, 11:35

peanuts

28 Mar 2003, 11:36

Toupee

28 Mar 2003, 11:40

Katayama

28 Mar 2003, 12:23

a polar bear playing cards, cards out of picture

28 Mar 2003, 12:31

right, im off home, will fix it when i get back.

& what's more I will add a picture of a polar bear impersonating an armchair!

28 Mar 2003, 13:10

..yanni looking pensive

28 Mar 2003, 18:00

Originally posted by Major Tarantino Other foot

that can't be the other foot - there's a shoe on that one.

28 Mar 2003, 19:29

Bongo mullet

28 Mar 2003, 19:30

Congratulations everyone. This must be the most monumentally meaningless and inconsequential thread full of complete non sequiturs I have ever come across on this forum. The fact that the first two pages worth were all posted within a minute of each other speaks volumes about the emptiness of the lives of some of the protagonists involved here. (Except my good discerning self of course). Such incredible skills have to be truly admired, not ridiculed. I feel so humbled already.

Consider this a work of art that will be retained in the NOOL forum archives for many many many happy years to come and will provide a source of endless enjoyment, thorough dissection and constant re-evaulation from webspace archaeologists the world over.... Hell - even Phil Harding (bless his Cornish strawberry blonde locks), Mick Aston (ditto his stripey jumpers), Tony Robinson and gang may well be knocking on the door of $$$$ opportunity even now as we speak....

I think I need another stiff drink...

:rolleyes:

29 Mar 2003, 06:36

Finally, someone who appreciates me and DoN's hard work!

29 Mar 2003, 08:26

right well cant get the polar bear picture to work, but for a picture of a polar bear impersonating an arm chair click here

is it a chair or is it a bear?

29 Mar 2003, 09:04

Jinky

29 Mar 2003, 09:41

THE FORCES OF DARKNESS

29 Mar 2003, 09:47

For a million?

29 Mar 2003, 09:51

Stop all this nonsense....

29 Mar 2003, 09:54

Major

29 Mar 2003, 09:57

Don

29 Mar 2003, 10:04

Rocket Mick

29 Mar 2003, 10:27

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Rocket Mick

At last, the true identity of ROCKET MICK! :lol:

29 Mar 2003, 12:05

Walkies? Kiss my ass!

29 Mar 2003, 12:45

Champions

29 Mar 2003, 16:39

Man dressed as a woman who like to get stoned....

29 Mar 2003, 16:48

ovaltine...malted chocolate drink

i think i'm gonna have some right now!:D

29 Mar 2003, 17:24

Armpit

29 Mar 2003, 18:07

..Daitetsujin 17

29 Mar 2003, 18:09

ugh, such a huge picture, sorry.

29 Mar 2003, 18:12

Sensitive

29 Mar 2003, 18:14

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Sensitivehttp://www.geocities.com/kids_inthehall/daveguitar.jpg

Dang it, how do you load the picture into your post? :confused:

29 Mar 2003, 18:19

[Content deleted by Taboo # 7 on 3/29/2003 6:19:55 PM EDT]

29 Mar 2003, 18:57

The last time NOOLers got together (please work!)

29 Mar 2003, 19:04

dreadlocks

29 Mar 2003, 19:07

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 The last time NOOLers got together (please work!)

YES! :clap:

29 Mar 2003, 19:11

Special

29 Mar 2003, 22:44

beginning of the end, or end of the beginning....

30 Mar 2003, 08:51

None of your pictures are working taboo...

30 Mar 2003, 13:19

Pants

30 Mar 2003, 13:21

trousers

30 Mar 2003, 13:28

Ping Pong

30 Mar 2003, 15:25

Originally posted by Major Tarantino None of your pictures are working taboo...

Yeah, I noticed :mad:

What the hell do I do? :confused:

30 Mar 2003, 17:11

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> The last time NOOLers got together (please work!)> >

YES! :clap:

Another try...

30 Mar 2003, 17:27

Okay Tabsy, I will help you.

The last time NOOLers got together

30 Mar 2003, 20:10

Originally posted by Green beginning of the end, or end of the beginning....

8-track of the sex pistols...now there is something I've never seen!

31 Mar 2003, 03:06

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Rocket Mick

:clap: excellent!

31 Mar 2003, 04:27

7 Iron

31 Mar 2003, 04:50

Two collars

31 Mar 2003, 10:35

Burger

31 Mar 2003, 10:55

Black tie affair

31 Mar 2003, 12:26

:clap:

About fookin time an all compadre!

Got yer e-mail, 1 Joy Division tape and a couple of neworder rarities / remixes will be on the way in the next couple of days. :beer:

1 Apr 2003, 10:12

Wheat

1 Apr 2003, 10:25

parker pen

1 Apr 2003, 13:29

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Rocket Mick

I can see a VAGUE resemblance.Glad he does not travel on buses in MANCHESTER! :nonono: :D :p

1 Apr 2003, 13:34

[Content deleted by Rocket Mick on 4/1/2003 1:36:43 PM EDT]

1 Apr 2003, 13:35

] At last a picture of SHUGZV...shut up you little girl!:p

1 Apr 2003, 13:45

The new name for PLANET ROCKET!:D

1 Apr 2003, 13:46

This is FUN! :nod:

1 Apr 2003, 14:37

[Content deleted by Taboo # 7 on 4/1/2003 2:37:34 PM EDT]

1 Apr 2003, 16:10

dynasty

1 Apr 2003, 19:24

mekon

2 Apr 2003, 01:44

Originally posted by Green mekon

ROCKETMEKONDRUGS! :lol: :D

2 Apr 2003, 05:13

virtual breakfast

2 Apr 2003, 07:47

steam

2 Apr 2003, 07:48

Bush

2 Apr 2003, 07:51

cork tree

2 Apr 2003, 07:52

Trilby

2 Apr 2003, 07:54

phantom

2 Apr 2003, 07:55

Line dancing

2 Apr 2003, 07:56

carpark

2 Apr 2003, 07:59

fire

2 Apr 2003, 08:02

leave me alone

2 Apr 2003, 08:03

Black & Decker Workmate

2 Apr 2003, 08:06

five past twelve

2 Apr 2003, 08:08

Terrace

2 Apr 2003, 08:10

recently mowed lawn

2 Apr 2003, 08:12

Opticians

2 Apr 2003, 08:13

incline

2 Apr 2003, 08:16

crap jacket

2 Apr 2003, 08:20

brick wall

2 Apr 2003, 08:22

ornate street lighting

2 Apr 2003, 08:24

blue tarpaulin

2 Apr 2003, 08:25

rock climbing

2 Apr 2003, 08:26

knife blade

2 Apr 2003, 08:31

Hedge

2 Apr 2003, 08:32

bodywarmer

2 Apr 2003, 08:35

palm trees

2 Apr 2003, 08:38

crouched

2 Apr 2003, 08:42

cigarette

2 Apr 2003, 08:43

two wine glasses

2 Apr 2003, 08:47

purple shirt

2 Apr 2003, 08:50

chain link fence

2 Apr 2003, 08:51

Strange white disc

2 Apr 2003, 08:52

apple laptop computer

2 Apr 2003, 08:56

7 forks

2 Apr 2003, 09:06

silver tray

2 Apr 2003, 09:10

dirty finger

2 Apr 2003, 09:58

Great tits

2 Apr 2003, 10:04

[Content deleted by Taboo # 7 on 4/2/2003 10:04:57 AM EDT]

2 Apr 2003, 10:15

bad back

2 Apr 2003, 14:33

SHUGZV and CO.:D

2 Apr 2003, 15:01

Hooky does Cricket.

2 Apr 2003, 16:15

Hooky does cricket

3 Apr 2003, 12:43

Cumulus clouds

3 Apr 2003, 12:49

herbacious border

3 Apr 2003, 12:54

stripey bricks

3 Apr 2003, 13:00

victory sign

3 Apr 2003, 14:20

] Nice :wink:

3 Apr 2003, 14:29

3 Apr 2003, 15:48

A Cornishman

4 Apr 2003, 05:32

Grey

4 Apr 2003, 05:44

The End

4 Apr 2003, 05:45

The End

4 Apr 2003, 05:47

The End

4 Apr 2003, 05:53

Nooooooooooooo dont kill me...

4 Apr 2003, 05:55

SOS

were not ready to die....

4 Apr 2003, 05:56

Don't let me die!

4 Apr 2003, 05:56

Please save my people

4 Apr 2003, 05:57

So many innocent lives...

4 Apr 2003, 06:00

Help them!!

We need you, we fall apart without you!!!!!!!

4 Apr 2003, 06:02

Will we go to heaven?

Or hell?

4 Apr 2003, 10:30

[Content deleted by Taboo # 7 on 4/4/2003 10:30:46 AM EDT]

4 Apr 2003, 13:41

Rocket Mick's household

4 Apr 2003, 13:45

The Prefab Four

5 Apr 2003, 10:37

The Dogs Bollocks...

5 Apr 2003, 11:48

Pig escapes from Jail, apparently he's hamming it up....

6 Apr 2003, 07:34

Goodbye

6 Apr 2003, 10:03

Travis

6 Apr 2003, 10:11

Batman & Robin

6 Apr 2003, 12:20

What i see when i close my eyes

6 Apr 2003, 13:35

Building character

6 Apr 2003, 14:12

What I see when I close my eyes....

6 Apr 2003, 14:23

Phwoaaaaaaar

6 Apr 2003, 14:27

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Phwoaaaaaaar

Shug? What are you doing with a pic of my girlfriend? :lol:

6 Apr 2003, 14:33

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by ShugZV©
Phwoaaaaaaar

Shug? What are you doing with a pic of my girlfriend? :lol:

She was round mine on Friday night.....or was that another of those video's? :scratch: :D

6 Apr 2003, 14:37

Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV©>
Phwoaaaaaaar

Shug? What are you doing with a pic of my girlfriend? :lol:

She was round mine on Friday night.....or was that another of those video's? :scratch: :D

If a hot pizza delivery girl came by and joined in the action, than it was a video. If Rocket Mick came by and joined in, it was a nightmare :lol:

6 Apr 2003, 14:52

Suits you Sir

6 Apr 2003, 15:01

"...and now let's see what the College Jeopardy champion gets to take home with him."

6 Apr 2003, 15:07

Dangermouse

6 Apr 2003, 15:09

Spring Rolls

6 Apr 2003, 15:17

[Content deleted by Taboo # 7 on 4/6/2003 3:24:30 PM EDT]

6 Apr 2003, 15:28

"Please, God, anything but 'Look Who's Talking'!"

6 Apr 2003, 15:34

"Let's see, what will get this party started.....oh yes, Grand Funk Railroad's 'Greatest Hits'!"

6 Apr 2003, 15:41

"No, I will NOT come back during regular business hours, thank you very much!"

6 Apr 2003, 16:36

Please lock this thread. You fools have ruined it. No-one else understands.

6 Apr 2003, 18:43

Blowjob

9 Apr 2003, 16:26

a london streetlight (best visible on the right of the picture)

9 Apr 2003, 16:30

Pong

9 Apr 2003, 16:33

going... going... toppled