Q: If you see a Celtic fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve and hit him? A: You don't want to damage your bike, do you?
Q: Do you know what Celtic really stands for? A: A: Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley
It's with great sadness that I report Celtic Park was broken into last night. The entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. Strathclyde police are believed to be looking for a man with a green carpet.
Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace? A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those.
An old man hands over 50 quid to the turnstyle operator at Celtic Park Man: Two please. Turnstyle Operator: Sir, will that be Defenders or Strikers?
