neworderdisco 4 : The Aftermath .....and it was FREE!

DJ MONTY presents.. neworderdisco @ The Oddfellows,Eccles,Manchester Saturday 28th June 2008 7.30pm till 1am

A night of New Order,Joy Division,Electronic,Other Two,Revenge,Monaco,Madchester,Hacienda,faves,remixes and anything that takes your fancy.

this is the way......step inside

AND IT'S FREE! If there's enough of us going. It's been a bugger getting somewhere in town,so the solution was right under my nose! My place of work,my landlord boss said last night you can have the pub for nil pence up till 1.00am! And it's regular pub prices too!

It's about 10 minutes drive from Manchester,either by taxi,or 15-20 minutes on METROLINK and the pub is a minute's walk from METRO stop.

QUESTION. WHO'S COMING???

Excellent Monty

I can't do 14th June, 21st June or 19th July

Other than that any Saturday

Nice one babe.Well that's three so far.Anymore for anymore???

Bearing in mind,if it takes off here,I'll do it on a regular basis.I don't have to worry about getting my gear to and fro,or manning the door.Because I keep my stuff there anyway,and I just might leave the car at home and have a cheeky pint!

Monty i can make what ever Saturday you plan....Thanks for your efforts.

:)

Nice one Jake! So how does JUNE 28th suit everyone? Let me know folks,cheers!

Should be ok... see you there

i'll go for sure.

is it fancy dress ?

Ooh can I come as a witch?

witches in the summertime? my god. what kind of person are you?

the kind of witch that likes to soak up the sun on a beach maybe (use your loaf)

count me in Monty

Away on me hols on June 25th for two weeks.

Hardies to John,Chris and Jert.If it some compensation,now I know landlord and his good lady will let me play till 1am (which was the reason why I'd not considered the place before) ,it will be on a regular basis! So watch this space.

28th it is! I'VE BOOKED PACKED IT FCUKED OFF!!

Biginaraincoat wrote: Ooh can I come as a witch?

You'll be sweating like Michael Jackson at a TWEENIES concert!

If I'm in town

reckon so monty fella, me , jane and maybe six others just ringing round now will confirm soon

banshee wrote: i'll go for sure.

is it fancy dress ?

Come as The Elephant Man again!!!

Will you play HURT ?

Boing Boing Baggies Baggies wrote: Will you play HURT ?

Absolutely!! Very loud!

Can I hurt Mike?

Bagsy coming as a carrot

LeggyD wrote: If I'm in town

You fucker

(Not the quote, the sig)

Dodjem wrote: Bagsy coming as a carrot

Ok I'll come as a fruit.

Oh I walked into that didn't I?

MONTY wrote:

Ok I'll come as a fruit.

Hooray, He's out at last :D

There you go.You've all got to come now....I've advertised it on Hooky's MySpace!!!

Looks like it's fallen off thought, Monts.

I just went on there to delete something I wrote last night when I was hammered, but someone beat me to it.

Thank god.

I'll be in Glastonbury :)

El Jarvo wrote: "Eccles"? You're making that up surely?

NO sorry Al.Now ignore the trackie bottoms and bring your boogie pants!

Biginmikitchen wrote: Looks like it's fallen off thought, Monts.

I just went on there to delete something I wrote last night when I was hammered, but someone beat me to it.

Thank god.

Aww you didn't mention the MIXMAG CD did you?

Any of the London Ordah comin' ??

Monty man ! Just to confirm i will be coming along with .....Mr EDD ... the Bolland....

Looking forward to it mate .....:)

Jake Dooey wrote: Monty man ! Just to confirm i will be coming along with .....Mr EDD ... the Bolland....

Looking forward to it mate .....:)

well seems we will have that pint in salford rather than whalley jake :) actually i went drinking down clitheroe tonight.not bad at all,full of the beautiful people

banshee wrote:

Jake Dooey wrote: Monty man ! Just to confirm i will be coming along with .....Mr EDD ... the Bolland....

Looking forward to it mate .....:)

well seems we will have that pint in salford rather than whalley jake :) actually i went drinking down clitheroe tonight.not bad at all,full of the beautiful people

You've not been worrying sheep again?

Yep it will now be in the Manc area mate.... Should be a good crack Grant ....looking forward to it...

Clitheroe ehhhh ! Any part of Lancashire is good for a pint. I love this county ....

:) :) :)

Dodjem wrote: Bagsy coming as a carrot

Naturally. Since you are orange and rhyme with your parrot.

I might come and bring 4 Polish lads that I'll probably meet on the M10 bus on the way there from Salford Precinct. I'll pay 'em £2ph and see if they can't knock out a few JD / No standards seeing as though nobody else wants the work over here these days.

Seriously though, I will come with a couple of pals if its a definite goer.

Steve you've got my T-shirt on! Give it back!!

miserable steve (ov Salford) wrote: ...I'll pay 'em £2ph and see if they can't knock out a few JD / No standards seeing as though nobody else wants the work over here these days...

steve - you'll be paying well over the going rate.

i would go, but will be at glasto getting trench foot...:\ohwell:

clashes with MBV at the Apollo . bum .:\ohwell:

8 it is then monty. shag you later chuck. lots of love spam x

Whey nice one Wayne! Apologies to everyone else who couldn't make it.But like I said,it won't be the last!!!

spam wrote: shag you later chuck. lots of love spam x

You...err ..watching Brokeback Mountain later?

What I might do on the night is keep the pub open to everyone,till about 10-10.30 then shut the door to keep the knobheads out,but I'll be on look out to let in any latecomers.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: not allowing knobheads???

guess that's me not allowed in...

sigh....

PLEASE... GOD.. NOOOOO!

MONTY wrote: What I might do on the night is keep the pub open to everyone,till about 10-10.30 then shut the door to keep the knobheads out,but I'll be on look out to let in any latecomers.

thats all of fucking salford out of it then

ermm early request black and white town-doves

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: not allowing knobheads???

guess that's me not allowed in...

sigh....

Sorry I stand corrected...no tracksuit bottoms,but 10 gallon hats and boogie pants are welcome.

As are Hawaiian shirts!

banshee wrote:

MONTY wrote: What I might do on the night is keep the pub open to everyone,till about 10-10.30 then shut the door to keep the knobheads out,but I'll be on look out to let in any latecomers.

thats all of fucking salford out of it then

Yer cheeky bugger!

I am now out. Really sorry Monty, on a hen party :(

3 days in Valencia, and not a stetson in sight

Dodjem wrote: 3 days in Valencia, and not a stetson in sight

AHH bugger!:( Hope you have an ace time,I wanna see the photies TOO!!

A change of venue perhaps, Monty

NewOrderDisco with Viking Dreamboys would be just the thing for a Valencia Hen Night

LeggyD wrote: A change of venue perhaps, Monty

NewOrderDisco with Viking Dreamboys would be just the thing for a Valencia Hen Night

Hell-fire!! Suppose the women are better than in the Oddies!!

One more week to go....OOOH I'm MOIST!

MONTY wrote: ...15-20 minutes on METROLINK and the pub is a minute's walk from METRO stop.

What time is kickoff, Monty?

Anyone else fancy a pint or two in town before getting the tram?

How dare you go without me?

MONTY wrote:

... 7.30pm till 1am

err, I missed that bit

Dodjem wrote: How dare you go without me?

How dare you not invite me on the Hen trip :(

:blows big raspberry:

How's your head today?

Not good.

But it was worth it

Dodjem wrote: Not good.

But it was worth it

Why what you been up to Ms Hicks??

Joint post birthday drinks in the Northern Quarter with my friend while everybody else works!

You bugger!

Dodjem wrote: Joint post birthday drinks in the Northern Quarter with my friend while everybody else works!

Fancy making a den?

Shhhhhh

Welcome to NOOL Canadia!

Canadia wrote:

SANDRA!!! Hello honey bunch!

Dodjem wrote: Joint post birthday drinks in the Northern Quarter with my friend while everybody else works!

We didn't get invited to that either

LeggyD wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Joint post birthday drinks in the Northern Quarter with my friend while everybody else works!

We didn't get invited to that either

There's a very good reason for that!

Dodjem wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Joint post birthday drinks in the Northern Quarter with my friend while everybody else works!

We didn't get invited to that either

There's a very good reason for that!

There's never a good reason NOT to invite little 'ol me!

i might be up for a drink in manc before the disco. and i'll start the requests early bit of doves or elbow,or arcade fire please sir monty of salfordshire

banshee wrote: i might be up for a drink in manc before the disco...

I've sent you my mobile number on facebook

STALKER ALERT

Dodjem wrote: STALKER ALERT

I know, but we'll all be quite safe; you'll be in Valencia :p

Some directions by the way,get taxi/Metrolink to Eccles and as you get off,walk up to the bus shelter.Walk up the pedestrian bit facing on other side of the road.Walk past FINN McCOOLS and The ODDFELLOWS ARMS is on the left hand side,about halfway up.

MONTY wrote: Some directions by the way,get taxi/Metrolink to Eccles and as you get off,walk up to the bus shelter.Walk up the pedestrian bit facing on other side of the road.Walk past FINN McCOOLS and The ODDFELLOWS ARMS is on the left hand side,about halfway up.

See you there!

What's the postcode, I'll be driving.

Biginoil wrote: What's the postcode, I'll be driving.

I'll buy you a coke

Alright, I'll get a cab

The pub where we do jam nights in Eccles closed down last Friday.Bloody shame,landlady was in tears.But we've basically taken over now as a venue.Weird seen the Oddies as some rock venue,but it looked mighty good last night. Stage is quite big so it was perfect for a band. TRANSMISSION?

Canadia wrote:

MONTY wrote: Some directions by the way,get taxi/Metrolink to Eccles and as you get off,walk up to the bus shelter.Walk up the pedestrian bit facing on other side of the road.Walk past FINN McCOOLS and The ODDFELLOWS ARMS is on the left hand side,about halfway up.

See you there!

Seriously contemplating joining you all but everyone is backing out

Reckon its the kind of do I can fetch the missus to?

neworderdude wrote: Seriously contemplating joining you all but everyone is backing out

Reckon its the kind of do I can fetch the missus to?

Oh aye! I'm bringing my missus! (Gillian look-alike,as Banshee once wrote )

just to re-cap on this.

a) who's coming ? b) who's having teatime refreshments down manc centre ? c) who's going home at 10.30 ? d) who's taking part in some loud singing and chanting with arm in the air fist shaking ? e) with jemma being absent this time,who's going to do the rolly polly's and smash up monty's sign ?.

i'll hopefully be doing a-d and not touching his sign

banshee wrote: just to re-cap on this.

a) who's coming ? b) who's having teatime refreshments down manc centre ? c) who's going home at 10.30 ? d) who's taking part in some loud singing and chanting with arm in the air fist shaking ? e) with jemma being absent this time,who's going to do the rolly polly's and smash up monty's sign ?.

i'll hopefully be doing a-d and not touching his sign

a-d and maybe a little e

Free this weekend so tempted to make the trip up on the train.What pub in Manc you gonna be in Banshee?

johnny wrote: Free this weekend so tempted to make the trip up on the train.What pub in Manc you gonna be in Banshee?

give in to the sounds of 'temptation' and go for it mate. i'll pm you my number in case you cant resist

Cheers Bansh, got your PM.Will decide tomorrow morn mate

An important updates from our man in the field:

APK has arrived at the New Order Disco!

Sadly I cannot go as I have no baby-sitter for Littleinoil.

Biginoil wrote:

APK has arrived at the New Order Disco!

Dont tell me he got the train and booked a hotel. Is Liam going?

Well, If I'd known...

Then again, I'm still offended he didnt turn up at the "Monaco" gig last year...

You all missed the second coming!!!!

I'm not worthy!

LeggyD wrote: You all missed the second coming!!!!

Just a quick pic to cheer up all the people (inc. me) who missed the return of the um prodigal son.

Not working.

Is it the backstroke one?

Maybe he hasnt been on here in ages because he's been training for the GB Olympic Swimming team?

Uncle Liam wrote: I'm not worthy!

yer right fella - Johnny made it all the way from darkest Rugbyshire :p

MONTY our roving reporter in Salfordshire,just reporting in.House taken over by drunken duo Banshee and Johnny No Shed.Banshee has robbed the shed. My golden retriever Casper is currently busy shagging Johnnny's arse,he must have good aftershave. A top night tonight,thanks to my good ladies Julie and Hannah,Sandra,Leggy D for some top photies (get 'em on mate,mine didn't turn out),Banshee!,Johnny! and Alan Kitching turned up out of the blue too. To everyone else,I shall be doing it again soon.I was having it large!!!

I dropped him off in Altrincham last night at a Travelodgey type place,up road from Bowden Vale.

Actually no I didn't Monty did! I'm signed in as HIM!

Twas a great do Monty.on train home now.not the biggest of turn outs but a good craic .and i finally met the man the legend the one and only APK! Many thanks monty for letting me and bansh crash at yours.altho i did have a disturbing dream i was being rogered by a dog.Oh, hang on..

Shug Sludden wrote: Am I the only one who has no idea who APK is?

That's why I never text ye back on Saturday Dave

I remember meeting him at that after party thingy in Bournmouth - so you would have too

Banshee jumped out of the car and nearly lamped APK for not thanking Monty for the lift all the way back to his hotel

johnny wrote: Banshee jumped out of the car and nearly lamped APK for not thanking Monty for the lift all the way back to his hotel

Well it's a damn sight better than Banshee sending him the wrong way down his own residential street and then offering the coppers beer when they pulled him over

Dodjem wrote:

johnny wrote: Banshee jumped out of the car and nearly lamped APK for not thanking Monty for the lift all the way back to his hotel

Well it's a damn sight better than Banshee sending him the wrong way down his own residential street and then offering the coppers beer when they pulled him over

Aye they were telling me about that on Saturday

Dodjem wrote:

johnny wrote: Banshee jumped out of the car and nearly lamped APK for not thanking Monty for the lift all the way back to his hotel

Well it's a damn sight better than Banshee sending him the wrong way down his own residential street and then offering the coppers beer when they pulled him over

He told me he had no recollection of me in the boot!

So he just walked out of the car without saying cheerio or thanks or anything?

Ace.

I hope Roy sees this he'll laugh.

Aww he did actually offer just before he got out,but Grant didn't hear him ,bless.Cheers though mate. It seemed like miles too,because Washway Road is full of speed cameras now,so I was doing a phenomenal 30 mph! The fucking G-FORCE!!!

PS Grant you left some fags behind,do you want them posting to ya?

APK.....sounds like some German band that bang pieces of metal.

i should point out that me and APK left on good terms with a big hug

monty,give the fags to the dog it can have a smoke after its next shag with johnny

banshee wrote: i should point out that me and APK left on good terms with a big hug

monty,give the fags to the dog it can have a smoke after its next shag with johnny

Fookin ell. He's bought a new jacket.

Burt Reynolds wrote: Fookin ell. He's bought a new jacket.

He had a bright as fcuk brand new pair of trainers too.Dazzling they were, nearly blinded me(although the beer did actually see to that )