How many... taken up the arse again

Ian - RIP - what the hell is that? Doesn't Gretton get RIP? What about Mannett?

I've already spoken about Ian being raped but who is doing the rape?

You lards - you (?) pay homage - sorry - to whom?

It is a friggn buisness here and lowly NO know it - laughing at you lards that continiue to contribute - when -in all reality - they are fat lazy bastards:

who have only unmotivated motives for living.

"Yet I have little regard for an art that deliberately aims to shock because it is unable to convince." Albert Camus.

• continue the raping you lards.

What's an unmotivated motive? Is that like (as Paul Merson said) the unbelievable belief that Arsene Wenger gave to the Arsenal team?

Does anyone know what an unsynthesized manifold is? was listening to Germaine Greer on the Late Review.

Originally posted by Greg Parkin Ian - RIP - what the hell is that?Doesn't Gretton get RIP? What about Mannett?I've already spoken about Ian being raped but who is doing the rape?You lards - you (?) pay homage - sorry - to whom?It is a friggn buisness here and lowly NO know it - laughing at you lards that continiue to contribute - when -in all reality - they are fat lazy bastards:who have only unmotivated motives for living."Yet I have little regard for an art that deliberately aims to shock because it is unable to convince."Albert Camus.- continue the raping you lards.

Quoting Camus will only convince people you're a Cure fan, and believe me, that's as good as a death sentence round here.

Originally posted by Greg Parkin Ian - RIP - what the hell is that?Doesn't Gretton get RIP? What about Mannett?I've already spoken about Ian being raped but who is doing the rape?You lards - you (?) pay homage - sorry - to whomIt is a friggn buisness here and lowly NO know it - laughing at you lards that continiue to contribute - when -in all reality - they are fat lazy bastards:who have only unmotivated motives for living."Yet I have little regard for an art that deliberately aims to shock because it is unable to convince."Albert Camus.- continue the raping you lards.

Someone got out of bed on the wrong side

What the hell is he on about?

now I see why drugs are bad; they leave you utterly senseless as this wacko

Originally posted by Slippy What the hell is he on about?

Smilie ALERT!!!!

He obviously has an umlimited supply of Spike's gear...

Originally posted by Badger! > What about Mannett?

who is this Mannett person??? He got too lazy to type Martin Hannett; Martin + Hannett= Mannett I guess

Seems like Greg has a Curtis affectation, maybe his souls as tortured as his syntax.

who is this Mannett person???

Perhaps he's trying to appear as a (pseudo) intellectual, Marinetti?

What plan is Greg on ?

:D9?? Outer Space? Aren't we all grouchy today

Originally posted by Dee :D9?? Outer Space? Aren't we all grouchy today

"It's too earrrrly...you vant to get zome coffee or somzing?"

Someone needs to find Jesus...at THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST Amusement Park!

Ride the "Roman Torture Water Slide" and re-enact the nailing-into the cross with your very own "Lego Crucifixion"!

I am so going to hell for that

Awwwwww Tabsy....c'mon now. There, there...shhhhh....you were going to hell anyway. Now then, dontcha feel better!!?

OK, go outside and play.

I think it's a travesty. By the way, Camus kicks ass.

Bush'll be using images from "The Passion" in his next ad ("vote for me, so we can go after the evil-doers responsible for this")

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope I think it's a travesty. By the way, Camus kicks ass.

He didn't kick arses, he kicked footballs!

Originally posted by Philip Collins > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> I think it's a travesty. By the way, Camus kicks ass.

He didn't kick arses, he kicked footballs!

Wasn't he a goalie? More catching than kicking Correct me if I'm mistaken here?:D

No, no, no, Jake Camus supplied Barry Bonds with steroids. Keep up with the news, people! :D

Originally posted by Greg Parkin Ian - RIP - what the hell is that?Doesn't Gretton get RIP? What about Mannett?I've already spoken about Ian being raped but who is doing the rape?You lards - you (?) pay homage - sorry - to whom?It is a friggn buisness here and lowly NO know it - laughing at you lards that continiue to contribute - when -in all reality - they are fat lazy bastards:who have only unmotivated motives for living."Yet I have little regard for an art that deliberately aims to shock because it is unable to convince."Albert Camus.- continue the raping you lards.

That dress doesn't suit you and stop shouting at old people!

Originally posted by Dee > Originally posted by Philip Collins> > > > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> > I think it's a travesty. By the way, Camus kicks ass.>

He didn't kick arses, he kicked footballs!

Wasn't he a goalie? More catching than kicking Correct me if I'm mistaken here?:D Goalies have to be able to do both!!

Though not at the same time.

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Bush'll be using images from "The Passion" in his next ad ("vote for me, so we can go after the evil-doers responsible for this")

Falwell would not allow Bush to do that, Gibson is a Catholic, and we all know dem Protestants like dem Catholics

Originally posted by Philip Collins > Originally posted by Dee> > > > Originally posted by Philip Collins> > > > > > > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> > > I think it's a travesty. By the way, Camus kicks ass.> > >

He didn't kick arses, he kicked footballs!

Wasn't he a goalie? More catching than kicking Correct me if I'm mistaken here?:D Goalies have to be able to do both!! So I'm right -about Camus being a goalie? He'd enjoy being on here then, catching, throwing and KICKING!:D

Originally posted by Dee > Originally posted by Philip Collins> > > > Originally posted by Dee> > > > > > > Originally posted by Philip Collins> > > > > > > > > > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> > > > I think it's a travesty. By the way, Camus kicks ass.> > > > > >

He didn't kick arses, he kicked footballs!

Wasn't he a goalie? More catching than kicking Correct me if I'm mistaken here?:D Goalies have to be able to do both!! So I'm right -about Camus being a goalie? He'd enjoy being on here then, catching, throwing and KICKING!:D Didn't he play in goal for Algeria in the 1950 World Cup?

Originally posted by Philip Collins Didn't he play in goal for Algeria in the 1950 World Cup?

he would have been in his late 30s in 1950 (makes little difference in the world of goalkeeping, i suppose), but he'd already lived in paris for 10 years by then.

Wait, are we talking about Freddie Camus, or his younger brother Frankie?

Frankie Camus, the international playboy (1917- 2001)

NEITHER!

This one:

wow, he made me feel better about bein me, and that is something trust me

Originally posted by Wolfmann wow, he made me feel better about bein me, and that is something trust me

Join the club, Sisyphus. :p

Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead > Originally posted by Greg Parkin> Ian - RIP - what the hell is that?> Doesn't Gretton get RIP? What about Mannett?> > I've already spoken about Ian being raped but who is doing the rape?> > You lards - you (?) pay homage - sorry - to whom?> > > > > > > It is a friggn buisness here and lowly NO know it - laughing at you lards that continiue to contribute - when -in all reality - they are fat lazy bastards:> > who have only unmotivated motives for living.> > > "Yet I have little regard for an art that deliberately aims to shock because it is unable to convince."> Albert Camus.> > > - continue the raping you lards.

Quoting Camus will only convince people you're a Cure fan, and believe me, that's as good as a death sentence round here. What's wrong with the Cure or Camus?

Originally posted by Greg Parkin Ian - RIP - what the hell is that?Doesn't Gretton get RIP? What about Mannett?I've already spoken about Ian being raped but who is doing the rape?You lards - you (?) pay homage - sorry - to whom?It is a friggn buisness here and lowly NO know it - laughing at you lards that continiue to contribute - when -in all reality - they are fat lazy bastards:who have only unmotivated motives for living."Yet I have little regard for an art that deliberately aims to shock because it is unable to convince."Albert Camus.- continue the raping you lards.

Richey ? Richey , is that you ? Told you that sloganeering would give you away.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead> > > > Originally posted by Greg Parkin> > Ian - RIP - what the hell is that?> > Doesn't Gretton get RIP? What about Mannett?> > > > I've already spoken about Ian being raped but who is doing the rape?> > > > You lards - you (?) pay homage - sorry - to whom?> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is a friggn buisness here and lowly NO know it - laughing at you lards that continiue to contribute - when -in all reality - they are fat lazy bastards:> > > > who have only unmotivated motives for living.> > > > > > "Yet I have little regard for an art that deliberately aims to shock because it is unable to convince."> > Albert Camus.> > > > > > - continue the raping you lards.>

Quoting Camus will only convince people you're a Cure fan, and believe me, that's as good as a death sentence round here. What's wrong with the Cure or Camus?

They should both always remain locked away under lock and key in the dreaded memory vault inscribed "Sixth-Form".

Pretentiousness levels are about right. Possibly not enough utter bollocks in there though for it to be Richey.

Think you will find this refers to the front page of the site where in the upcoming stuff it lists the anniversary of the deaths of Rob Gretton & Ian Curtin in May. However, whilst there is a RIP next to the entry for Ian Curtis there is nothing next to Rob Grettons.

Course I could be wrong & haven't a scooby about the rest of it!

Originally posted by Mr Hibster Think you will find this refers to the front page of the site where in the upcoming stuff it lists the anniversary of the deaths of Rob Gretton & Ian Curtin in May. However, whilst there is a RIP next to the entry for Ian Curtis there is nothing next to Rob Grettons.Course I could be wrong & haven't a scooby about the rest of it!

Well, to be semi-provocative for a moment, Ian's death was the more important because it had something to do with the music he was creating at the time--plus his very young age (though Gretton wasn't very old when he kicked) tends to highlight the "untimeliness" of it all. If he couldn't live happily, maybe now he'll "rest in peace" (to ignore the Latin)--though I doubt it.

I can see now that I must have got on everyones tits when I went through a similar phase ... Sorry Mam

Still like Ionesco though

I'll get me coat

No one talks about Kierkegaard anymore...:(

Poor Soren, he just wanted to be a Broadway star

I didn't know we had drugs like this in Canberrra. I must go out more.:D

Thanks Al - try to stir this lard up occassionally - easily offended though - anyone would think THEY had the weight problem not NO :D

Ian certainly doesn't.

I'm suprised Barney can still play with his fat hands;)

However, calling me a Cure fan hurt - think I'll go run a luke warm bath-

Pig's Arse!!!!!!!

"Mrs Rooney: It is suicide to be abroad. But what is it to be at home, Mr Tyler, what is it to be at home? A lingering dissolution." Beckett, 'All That Fall'

to all.

Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Philip Collins> Didn't he play in goal for Algeria in the 1950 World Cup?

he would have been in his late 30s in 1950 (makes little difference in the world of goalkeeping, i suppose), but he'd already lived in paris for 10 years by then.

Every other f.....g Algerian seems to live in Paris !

Sorry Wierdo - yes you are right - it relates to the homepage of NO. Probably feeling too splendid to make oneself clear. By-the-way - that isn't Barney as a kid aka 'The Lard' doing the dancing

Three cheers for the lazy lards called NO.

Originally posted by Detweiler > Originally posted by AgentWood> > > > Originally posted by Philip Collins> > Didn't he play in goal for Algeria in the 1950 World Cup?>

he would have been in his late 30s in 1950 (makes little difference in the world of goalkeeping, i suppose), but he'd already lived in paris for 10 years by then.

Every other f.....g Algerian seems to live in Paris ! That's why they will always have a good national soccer team; they will always welcome all Africans

Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol That's why they will always have a good national soccer team; they will always welcome all Africans

Er, the intimation being that African nations make good football teams?!

Which they don't. Not when compared with Europe or South America.

i'd put money on cameroon over the faroe islands anyday...:D

It's a scientific fact that black players can take the heat and are better equiped biologically to deal with it than white players.

-Dusty Baker :D

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 No one talks about Kierkegaard anymore...:(Poor Soren, he just wanted to be a Broadway star

It makes you wonder if all existentialists grew up in harsh climes.

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> No one talks about Kierkegaard anymore...:(> > Poor Soren, he just wanted to be a Broadway star

It makes you wonder if all existentialists grew up in harsh climes.

Existentialist?

I'm talking about Soren Kierkegaard, Winger front man from 1987 to 1988 (the band's creative high point)!

1813-1855; 1987-1988

Speaking of football (soccer), didn't New Order win the World Cup back in 1990 for England?

:D

Originally posted by Ronald Kirsch Speaking of football (soccer), didn't New Order win the World Cup back in 1990 for England? :D

Nah, that was just a bad dream....a bad, bad, terrible dream

LADS - YOU THINK I'M ON FRIGGN DRUGS? THAT MAY WELL BE TRUE -OOOPS - SHIT - BUT HOW DID THIS TOPIC GO FROM UP THE ARSE TO FOOTBALL...

SORRY - SILLY QUESTION

GO THE BECKETT IONESCO AND CAMUS ANYWAY.

STUFF THE FAT LARDS CALLED NEW ORDER.:D

Yes Al - I got it -

Cool bananas man.

1813-1955? Didn't we vote for them as being Barney's best years in a recent poll?

Sorry, Bernie.

What a tool