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New Order have hired some right monkeys over the years to open for them, but who would you give your vote to as the absolute pits on the support front ?

My vote goes to the particularly shoddy Chat Show at Oxford 86. Mind you, the Wonderstuff weren't a lot better when they opened Brum 86 either !

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Circus Girls were quite possibly the worst band i have ever had the misfortune to suffer ear damage from.

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Arthur Baker in Cologne...boooooooorrriiiinnnngggg...

big name...lame show... :(

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Originally posted by Marco Pleil Arthur Baker in Cologne...boooooooorrriiiinnnngggg...big name...lame show... :(

I think I have to agree Marco, but I think Mario will be pretty pissed off :laugh:

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Originally posted by Yecnuaj Mit New Order have hired some right monkeys over the years to open for them, but who would you give your vote to as the absolute pits on the support front ?My vote goes to the particularly shoddy Chat Show at Oxford 86. Mind you, the Wonderstuff weren't a lot better when they opened Brum 86 either !

Yep the Wonder Stuff probably gets my vote along with Primal Scream at Wembley Arena - awful racket. Apart from that I haven't really seen many of NO's support bands apart from stuff like Factory in the Park and G-Mex when ACR and Mondays were in support. And that band in Paris who were on just before NO on the Sunday - dear oh dear...

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Worst one I've seen is Stereo MC's in 93...I never did like the bastards...should have left those gobshites off and then the order could have done their encore...ah well...

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Don't remember any support at Oxford, Tim, though do remember a firm of young lads (and when I say 'young' I mean YOUNG - I was only 17 at the time, and none of this lot could've been more than 13), all in JoyDiv t-shirts, mobbing up and picking on other little kids!! Quite funny.

Do remember the Stuffies (can't believe I just called them that!) being bottled at Woolwich in 87 and my then girlfriend getting really upset about New Order fans being so 'violent'.

Don't do support bands as a rule, even ones I like. Remember ACR at Hammersmith moaning that no one was dancing to them?

Playing 2nd fiddle to Outkast in the US this summer has to be a lo-point though!

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Originally posted by Allen Jarvis Don't remember any support at Oxford, Tim, though do remember a firm of young lads (and when I say 'young' I mean YOUNG - I was only 17 at the time, and none of this lot could've been more than 13), all in JoyDiv t-shirts, mobbing up and picking on other little kids!! Quite funny.Do remember the Stuffies (can't believe I just called them that!) being bottled at Woolwich in 87 and my then girlfriend getting really upset about New Order fans being so 'violent'. Don't do support bands as a rule, even ones I like. Remember ACR at Hammersmith moaning that no one was dancing to them? Playing 2nd fiddle to Outkast in the US this summer has to be a lo-point though!

Yeah, they were on really early. A local band called Chat Show, very Goth-like. I was outside flogging tapes of Bradford, Wolves and Warrington, and we went rushing in when we heard they were on stage, but it was absolute wank. Sat in my seat for their set, then went down the front ten mins before TPK started up. Those kids were tossers, remember them quite well. I was a 20 year old "veteran" then, looking disdainfully at them thinking "hope I didn't appear like that back in 82" !!

I stopped watching support bands after this - never really had beforehand until my mates The Beloved got Doncaster and Hemel 85. After a dismal Monsters at Brum the week before Doncaster, I had 2nd thoughts about watching The Beloved, but they were one of the better ones. Even booked 'em for some gigs I promoted in 86, now there's the seal of approval !

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But Mr. Jarvis....

don't you think that if New Order had come on after Outkast, they would have had the same problem Moby had??? I mean Moby is frantic, boucing all over the place with endless energy, and yet he couldn't hold a candle to their "act"...

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Well, Having seen NO live only once, I can tell The Music was reaaaallly crap.

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I've always observed NewOrder fans to treat support bands with mild disdain and an almost complete disinterest in the music played, preferring to spend either stand motionless preserving their spot at the front of stage or stockpiling up at the nearest bar before the mighty NO appear. :)

  • im usually stood blissfully unaware by the bar until i hear them announce their last song and then have to join the mad frantic rush to get near the front!!)
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Hmm... Inta Don, it's a bit weird : since you don't have a nickname, there's no name appearing at all with your posts, now...

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Some bunch of Cretins called Big Yoga Muffin or something who supported Monaco at The Scala last year. Not only were they shit, with a crap name, their bass player really pissed me off by acting all big rock star. Allen, did you go to this gig perchance?

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Full marks you appear to have won in the amusing name stakes,my hat is well and truly off to you Mr Invisible aka the man with no name.

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Originally posted by Buster Klumpy Hmm... Inta Don, it's a bit weird : since you don't have a nickname, there's no name appearing at all with your posts, now...

oh yea!

surreal....

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have no fear i re-appear!!

this time complete with sig :)

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Hmmmmm.

i've got a nagging feeling someone has used this sig before..... am i right ?????

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs Some bunch of Cretins called Big Yoga Muffin or something who supported Monaco at The Scala last year. Not only were they shit, with a crap name, their bass player really pissed me off by acting all big rock star. Allen, did you go to this gig perchance?

Yeah, I was there. Quite a few New Order lads were there. Well, you've got to for Hooky, haven't you? Keef Allen and Alex from Blur were also knocking about - Keef, disappointingly, was even smaller than Hooky. Sound was terrible, from what I remember.

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I thought the whole thing was pretty terrible to be honest - didn't really get me going at all.

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Anyone care to remember The Boys From Greece support at The Town & Country Club Kentish Town October 1986?

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Originally posted by Paris Angel Anyone care to remember The Boys From Greece support at The Town & Country Club Kentish Town October 1986?

From what (little) I remember - didn't they look like Kajagoogoo or something?

Cracking gig that one.

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Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by Paris Angel> Anyone care to remember The Boys From Greece support at The Town & Country Club Kentish Town October 1986?

From what (little) I remember - didn't they look like Kajagoogoo or something?

Cracking gig that one.

I was so shitfaced that night. Do you remember Barney having to dodge 4 pint glasses during Ceremony?

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Originally posted by Coen van der Voort > Originally posted by Marco Pleil> > Arthur Baker in Cologne...boooooooorrriiiinnnngggg...> > big name...lame show... :(

I think I have to agree Marco, but I think Mario will be pretty pissed off :laugh: You are getting to know me pretty well Coen:lol:. But actually i have given up trying to convince youguys. As for rotten supportacts,also in Koeln,this summer:LL72. Fucking bunch of assholes.:lol::lol::lol:

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Originally posted by Paris Angel > Originally posted by Allen Jarvis> > > > Originally posted by Paris Angel> > Anyone care to remember The Boys From Greece support at The Town & Country Club Kentish Town October 1986? >

From what (little) I remember - didn't they look like Kajagoogoo or something?

Cracking gig that one.

I was so shitfaced that night. Do you remember Barney having to dodge 4 pint glasses during Ceremony?

I'd forgotten them ! I didn't enjoy that one as much as Brum and Malvern the previous two nights, but at least it was better than the Albert Hall :)

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Jesus!!i managed to quote!?!?!

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Dinosaur fucking JR - Reading 93:nonono:

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Originally posted by Niel Johnstone Crappest ever support band ?? No to Robbie the pieman !

:lol: :nonono: :lol:

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Proud Mary and The Crocketts at the Stereophonics gig in the summer (NO Phonics jokes please!)

Liv :angel:

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Elbow @ Liverpool, July 2001

Even queueing up at the bar was more exciting. Seems all Elbow could do was name drop "New Order" in hope for some response from the audience.

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Originally posted by Liv Proud Mary and The Crocketts at the Stereophonics gig in the summer (NO Phonics jokes please!)Liv:angel:

It's alright for you lot, you don't get mistaken for Kelly Jones ! Sound like him more than I look like him, but it has got me a result in a London club once so far :)

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No one else here seems to think so, but I though Gabrielle's Wish were terrible. Just a load of sub-gothy-rock nonesense. Pretentious, in my opinion.

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Aww, cmon guys!. Is naebody going to put forward the Royal family and the poor from the '85 gigs?. Fuck me, they were rank!. And what about the Wake in '86. Real crap support bands!. Not like the shite we get nowadays!.

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the worst support band i've seen were brassy who supported idlewild in april 2000:

from the b to the r to the a to the s to the s to the y... go dj! go dj! go dj!

surprisingly enough i haven't heard anything about them for a while.

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