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Endless Room 101 threads? I swear, I understand the need to vent, but the longer the messgaes go, the harder it is for my comp to load the screen. Please, stop the insanity...
American football...it is utter bollocks...also, the pretentious bastards here in North Dallas with their expensive imported German automobiles, trying to act like they are indeed somthing special...what else is there???bars that don't allow cigarette smoking, oh, yes, and the circus...that is all...thank you....
Well, y'all subverted American democracy this past year, and GW up til the Sept 11 attacks was the laughing stock of the world. Republicans did only one good thing (freeing the slaves in 1865-ish), and they've been making up for it by being a-holes ever since. Nothing against you if you are a GOP-er, but I just can't stand the GOP
Originally posted by Niel Johnstone as you must gettin bored by by now Shuggie i suggest .....Room 101 !!!
Niely - I promise you it's not going to last much longer mate
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Endless Room 101 threads? I swear, I understand the need to vent, but the longer the messgaes go, the harder it is for my comp to load the screen. Please, stop the insanity...
See Message above Tabsy.
Originally posted by El Diablo Blanco American football...it is utter bollocks...also, the pretentious bastards here in North Dallas with their expensive imported German automobiles, trying to act like they are indeed somthing special...what else is there???bars that don't allow cigarette smoking, oh, yes, and the circus...that is all...thank you....
Jeff I agree with American footy - it fucks me off cos I don't know the rules, although it is very entertaining. Arseholes everywhere have been Banished and as for bars that don't let you smoke
That would well fucking piss me off as well mate ...BANISHED
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Republicans....
There is no fucking way I am going near this one, I always preferred Democrats - but after that last fuck-up of an election I really couldn't care less - sat up till 6.30 in the morning to see who was going to win - and the bastard thing lasted months...I was not fucking amused.
American Politics
Originally posted by Keeper Of The Major Key Please banish ear wax. Thankyou.
My pleasure Stevie boy, but did you see that episode from Father Ted...where Father Jack saved up all his ear wax and made candles? Fucking hilarious mate
Ear wax....BANISHED
Originally posted by Brian Geoghagan and runny noses
Brian I'd have to class runny noses under "colds" which has already been Banished mate.
Room 101 is definately going soon - cos it's hard as fuck to remember what has and has not been banished
Fog London Underground Alex Ferguson Brummie Accents
UK garage, both the dire music and also all the muppets who like it, getting all dressed up walking around with shit bottles of champagne and crap jewellery and the coked up arrogance. Plus the whole crappy attitude that goes with it. All the lyrics are generally about shagging 'hoes and bitches' and yet women still love it. Why. it's shit.
Ayia Napa Cilla Black
Yeah Seb, I'd second that - thrown that old cow Cilla Black and her shite Blind date in as well. It's outstayed it's welcome by about 15 years too long. And, while youre at it, most saturady evening telly as well. Jim Davidson, I ask you.!
Ban ALL people who call the beautiful game of FOOTBALL soccer. I mean, what the heck is all that about. It's called FOOTBALL
Grrrrrrrr, it really gets my goat. Speaking of which, he is still the UK's top goalscorer at the moment with 21 goals this season already.
Can't agree more HM. Along with 'experts' who continually put down English Football saying it is 'technically inferior' to European leagues.
yeah Seb, I know what you mean,,, how can English Football be 'technically inferior' to other European Leagues when our league is over-run with bloody foreigners.
Also, why is American Football called American Football when they use their hands most of the time? Didn't it used to be called Grid-Iron a few years back when Channel 4 used to have coverage of it?
Originally posted by Hooky Monster yeah Seb, I know what you mean,,, how can English Football be 'technically inferior' to other European Leagues when our league is over-run with bloody foreigners.Also, why is American Football called American Football when they use their hands most of the time? Didn't it used to be called Grid-Iron a few years back when Channel 4 used to have coverage of it?
Originally posted by Coen van der Voort > Originally posted by Hooky Monster> yeah Seb, I know what you mean,,, how can English Football be 'technically inferior' to other European Leagues when our league is over-run with bloody foreigners.> > Also, why is American Football called American Football when they use their hands most of the time? Didn't it used to be called Grid-Iron a few years back when Channel 4 used to have coverage of it?
Perhaps people mean it USED to be technical inferior :)
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 How about MC Hammer? Just for the hell of it, those damn parachute pants he wore too
Tabsy...he didn't wear parachute pants...those were a few years before he became huge...what he wore were called genie pants...also...the Hammer will be the subject of a show on A&E this week...he's going to explain to us how he blew 30 million freaking dollars...what a guy...
hmmm...what's not been banished????
i wonder....
ooh here's a novel idea...
why not banish...
...wait for it...
...FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by This Week, I shall be Papa Noel... and Keeper...just how much shit are you trying to stir up with that last post???
loads and loads :D
Originally posted by Seb Briggs FogLondon UndergroundAlex FergusonBrummie AccentsUK garage, both the dire music and also all the muppets who like it, getting all dressed up walking around with shit bottles of champagne and crap jewellery and the coked up arrogance. Plus the whole crappy attitude that goes with it. All the lyrics are generally about shagging 'hoes and bitches' and yet women still love it. Why. it's shit.Ayia NapaCilla Black
Sebsy, British weather & transport have been Banished.
Fergie...BANISHED
Brummie Accents 
...BANISHED
Ayia Napa/garage....BANISHED
What's Cilla done to upset you?
Originally posted by Todd Bendy (aka Ben Sweeney) Yeah Seb, I'd second that - thrown that old cow Cilla Black and her shite Blind date in as well. It's outstayed it's welcome by about 15 years too long.And, while youre at it, most saturady evening telly as well. Jim Davidson, I ask you.!
OK fuck it
Cilla/Blind Date.....BANISHED
and as for that twat Jimbo D...that cunt was Banished ages ago
Can't ban Saturday evening telly...cos I always tape MOTD
Originally posted by Hooky Monster Ban ALL people who call the beautiful game of FOOTBALL soccer. I mean, what the heck is all that about. It's called FOOTBALLGrrrrrrrr, it really gets my goat. Speaking of which, he is still the UK's top goalscorer at the moment with 21 goals this season already.
Yer talking about Americans aint ye
people who call footy..soccer....BANISHED
Has Goater got 21 already?
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 How about MC Hammer? Just for the hell of it, those damn parachute pants he wore too
Excellent Tabsy
MC Hammer and them stupid fucking trousers...BANISHED
Originally posted by Sarah Middle hmmm...what's not been banished????i wonder....ooh here's a novel idea...why not banish......wait for it......FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See if I've got to tell you again....
Originally posted by Sarah Middle have slipknot been banished yet? if not they should be.
Can't fucking remember myself, but just to make sure Slipknot....BANISHED
Originally posted by This Week, I shall be Papa Noel... American football...it is utter bollocks...also, the pretentious bastards here in North Dallas with their expensive imported German automobiles, trying to act like they are indeed somthing special...what else is there???bars that don't allow cigarette smoking, oh, yes, and the circus...that is all...thank you....
It would seem that you need to get out more often. I could direct you to many clubs in Deep Ellum where you could smoke until your lungs turn black. And yes, there are some A8's, S500's and 740i's rolling around. I would have thought that the large American SUV's would be the things to annoy you.
I can't help you with the pretentious people who inhabit ND. Maybe you would like living in South Grand Prarie? Or how about Garland? Maybe even Sunny South Dallas.
ps
Maybe you should try and LEARN football before you slam it.
Banish the idea of getting 1000 posts by starting over and over againg the same sort of thread!!
:D:D:D
Banish the idea of getting 1000 posts by over and over reacting again in such a thread!!!
:D:D:D
Banish - especially - requests to banish football (the real one, as invented by the English!!).
:D:D:D
I'd like to nominate people who piss on toilet seats and don't see the need to clean up after themselves.I'm not sure If room 101 is the right place for them(as Kylie is in there,so am I, as I say it's not rocket science, occasionally,usually after spending 15mins explaining something extremely simple) I'd introduce compulsary D.N.A. tests and brand them with 'Piss face' tattoed on there foreheads.Leaving snot on the walls is just as bad,perhaps compulsary moustaches would suffice for snot crimes.
Originally posted by Michael McDermott > Originally posted by This Week, I shall be Papa Noel...> American football...it is utter bollocks...also, the pretentious bastards here in North Dallas with their expensive imported German automobiles, trying to act like they are indeed somthing special...what else is there???bars that don't allow cigarette smoking, oh, yes, and the circus...that is all...thank you....
It would seem that you need to get out more often. I could direct you to many clubs in Deep Ellum where you could smoke until your lungs turn black. And yes, there are some A8's, S500's and 740i's rolling around. I would have thought that the large American SUV's would be the things to annoy you.
I can't help you with the pretentious people who inhabit ND. Maybe you would like living in South Grand Prarie? Or how about Garland? Maybe even Sunny South Dallas.
ps
Maybe you should try and LEARN football before you slam it.
Michael...
I assure you...I know all about American Football...played it all the way through high school...and the part about bars where you can't smoke...that was an experience in the San Francisco area when I went for the New Order experience back in July...I know all about Deep Ellum, another place that used to be a wonderful little hangout, but became overrun by yuppies...so maybe YOU should learn a little about me before you slam me...
but now, on a more civil note...it is quite pleasant to find another New Order fan in the same area...welcome to the club...pleased to meet you...
Good to see you've finally got it together, DJ. So what about my request for banishing PSV , shug? I haven't seen any comments on that request yet. And while we are at it, banish all shopkeepers starting already in October with their sinterklaasshit
Mario...
just what are all these terms you keep using...I am soooooo damn confused...but that's normal, now isn't it?
also Shug...could you banish facial hair...I'm quite tired of having to shave...especially with my sensitive skin...
my idea Jeff,eh papanoel, we should all join the smoothiesclub!
And exactly what terms that i am using do you mean? You mean "sinterklaas"? Well he's like Santa Claus, only he comes to Holland on december 5 joined by a whole bunch of black guys called zwarte piet.They carry all the presents as sinterklaas is riding his horse on dutch roofs.Can you still follow me?I don't mean to discriminate black people with this , but that's just the way this kiddy's festivity is celebrated.
Jamie piggin Oliver - every tuseday nite at 8.30 till 9.00 i have to suffer the mockneys inane drivel as wifey thinks hes cool 
Jeff -
Please accept my apology for being somewhat gruff. I had been doing battle with a guy on why the American Le Mans Series is SOOO much better than Grand Am and I gues I was still in "scorched earth" mode.
Where did you play your high school ball? I played at Bryan Adams in northeast Dallas.
You're right: Deep Ellum blows now (except for a few spots).
Have you ever seen NO live? I've seen them twice: once in Austin and once in Dallas (at Starplex...or is it Vodkaplex now....)
Take care and thanks for the welcome.
If facial hair is banished,I'd settle for a tattoo with 'snot squad' on the upper lip of the perpetrators of snot crimes,actually they can have that anyway and if facial hair isn't banished, it's up to them if they wish to grow a moustache to cover said tattoo.
Originally posted by I'd like to nominate people who piss on toilet seats and don't see the need to clean up after themselves.I'm not sure If room 101 is the right place for them(as Kylie is in there,so am I, as I say it's not rocket science, occasionally,usually after spending 15mins explaining something extremely simple) I'd introduce compulsary D.N.A. tests and brand them with 'Piss face' tattoed on there foreheads.Leaving snot on the walls is just as bad,perhaps compulsary moustaches would suffice for snot crimes.
Just for you Ian! People who piss on toilet seats...BANISHED
Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO! Banish...... FEYENOORD......:D:D:D
Can't mate...2 Reasons Henrik Larsson & Bobby Petta;)
Originally posted by Mario Herlaar Good to see you've finally got it together, DJ.So what about my request for banishing PSV , shug? I haven't seen any comments on that request yet.And while we are at it, banish all shopkeepers starting already in October with their sinterklaasshit
Okay but only because nobody has complained Mario
PSV...BANISHED
Could you explain the shopkeepers bit please?
Originally posted by This Week, I shall be Papa Noel... also Shug...could you banish facial hair...I'm quite tired of having to shave...especially with my sensitive skin...
Certainly - I fucking hate having to shave an all!!! Facial hair (espescially on birds)...BANISHED
Originally posted by Patrick Muffy, do you want me to starve? Although I admit I could stand to lose a few pounds.
Patrick, I doubt very much that the frozen veggies are the guilty party in the 'waistline spread' horrors that come to all but the very luckiest of us meer mortals. No, I would say the spell of the Pringle scoffing Huntsman and the undying urge for savoury snacks and 'fat mans coke' are the real culprits here. Banish the frozen veggies now, before the world accepts tastless, un-nutricious veg as the norm!! 
Originally posted by Muffy Frozen vegetables!
Very good Muffster. I take it you don't do yer own cooking then
Frozen veg....BANISHED
I apologise to all the single blokes out there who have to fend for themselves
Originally posted by Niel Johnstone Jamie piggin Oliver - every tuseday nite at 8.30 till 9.00 i have to suffer the mockneys inane drivel as wifey thinks hes cool
Nae bother Niel - both of them fuckwits "av already bin Banished me old fruity"
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Muffy > Frozen vegetables!
Very good Muffster. I take it you don't do yer own cooking then
Frozen veg....BANISHED
I apologise to all the single blokes out there who have to fend for themselves
No Shug, I do all my own cooking. That includes steaming the veg and grilling the steak, i'm a dab hand in the kitchen I am! And a few other places too! ;)
Got more for you, Shug. People who sit in the passing lane on the highway, especially when you're late! Taking classes that have absolutely nothing to do with your field (you expect that in undergrad, but graduate school?!) fucking bills that come all the fucking time, maybe you could banish debt in general? how about annoying people?
Thanks, Shug. I probably should pay you $100 per session. But I'm feeling much better now. 
I totally forgot (shows you how good a student I am). I have finals next week. Quick, banish FINALS!!!
Originally posted by Iain Curtis Got more for you, Shug. People who sit in the passing lane on the highway, especially when you're late! Taking classes that have absolutely nothing to do with your field (you expect that in undergrad, but graduate school?!) fucking bills that come all the fucking time, maybe you could banish debt in general? how about annoying people?Thanks, Shug. I probably should pay you $100 per session. But I'm feeling much better now.
Do people really sit in the passing lane?...Fookin ell!!
We'll regard them as annoying then, that'll kill 2 birds with one ston .....BANISHED
Debt....definately fucking BANISHED
Finals...that's a bit tougher mate...If I banished them, you would just have spent a lot of time for fuck all, so for that reason alone yer Finals stay.....and please enjoy;)
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> Got more for you, Shug. People who sit in the passing lane on the highway, especially when you're late! Taking classes that have absolutely nothing to do with your field (you expect that in undergrad, but graduate school?!) fucking bills that come all the fucking time, maybe you could banish debt in general? how about annoying people?> > Thanks, Shug. I probably should pay you $100 per session. But I'm feeling much better now.
Do people really sit in the passing lane?...Fookin ell!!
We'll regard them as annoying then, that'll kill 2 birds with one ston .....BANISHED
Debt....definately fucking BANISHED
Finals...that's a bit tougher mate...If I banished them, you would just have spent a lot of time for fuck all, so for that reason alone yer Finals stay.....and please enjoy;)
Shug, you bastard. I can always run people off the road, run over the annoying people, and move away and change my name to avoid the debt. BUT I NEED YOU TO BANISH FINALS!!!!!
Originally posted by Mario Herlaar Good to see you've finally got it together, DJ.So what about my request for banishing PSV , shug? I haven't seen any comments on that request yet.And while we are at it, banish all shopkeepers starting already in October with their sinterklaasshit
Hey Super Mario! Just to avoid any misunderstandings: I've always got it together!!! SPARTA rules!!! as does Sinterklaas!
As for Shug: you can definitely banish Feyenoord, since the players you mention have seen the light and left it....
:D:D:D
Shit if frozen veggies are banned, bang goes any nutrition whatsoever in my diet. Mind you I occasionally buy a fresh veggies when the birds round to show off a bit - aaah look at me chopping my fresh veggies (fuck knows what to do with them after that mind you).
As regards shaving, shaving itself is bad, but worse is when some muppet leaves bits of nasty stubble in the sink before you use it. It makes me feel ill, esp first thing in the morning. (Again generally seem sto happen when the missus is round - strange that...)
People wearing trousers that are too short, esp if accompanied by white socks 70's music Glam rock Noddy Holder Girls over 20 going 'aaaah its sweet' at cuddly toys 'Comedy' ties and those who wear them Hangovers on Wednesday mornings......
No, Muffy, I'm not so deluded as to blame frozen veggies for those extra pounds. You have, in fact, identified one of the true culprits, namely those Pringles so beloved by Huntsy and all of their cousins in crime.
Thanks, Seb, for agreeing on the frozen veggies issue.
Originally posted by Iain Curtis > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> > Got more for you, Shug. People who sit in the passing lane on the highway, especially when you're late! Taking classes that have absolutely nothing to do with your field (you expect that in undergrad, but graduate school?!) fucking bills that come all the fucking time, maybe you could banish debt in general? how about annoying people?> > > > Thanks, Shug. I probably should pay you $100 per session. But I'm feeling much better now.
Do people really sit in the passing lane?...Fookin ell!!
We'll regard them as annoying then, that'll kill 2 birds with one ston .....BANISHED
Debt....definately fucking BANISHED
Finals...that's a bit tougher mate...If I banished them, you would just have spent a lot of time for fuck all, so for that reason alone yer Finals stay.....and please enjoy;)
Shug, you bastard. I can always run people off the road, run over the annoying people, and move away and change my name to avoid the debt. BUT I NEED YOU TO BANISH FINALS!!!!!
Just to really piss you off....Finals stays:evil:
Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO! > Originally posted by Mario Herlaar> Good to see you've finally got it together, DJ.> So what about my request for banishing PSV , shug? I haven't seen any comments on that request yet.> And while we are at it, banish all shopkeepers starting already in October with their sinterklaasshit
Hey Super Mario! Just to avoid any misunderstandings: I've always got it together!!! SPARTA rules!!! as does Sinterklaas!
As for Shug: you can definitely banish Feyenoord, since the players you mention have seen the light and left it....
:D:D:D
Fair Point DJ Feyenoord...BANISHED
Originally posted by Seb Briggs People wearing trousers that are too short, esp if accompanied by white socks70's musicGlam rockNoddy HolderGirls over 20 going 'aaaah its sweet' at cuddly toys'Comedy' ties and those who wear themHangovers on Wednesday mornings......
Ye've surpassed yersel again Sebsy. People who wear trousers that are too small with white socks are generally saddo's or clinically insane or science teachers, 70's music we'll have to narrow down to Glam & Disco, Girls over 20 who still like cuddly toys..this tells you of a deprived childhood:evil: Twats who wear comedy ties...no fucking sense of humour, so they buy stupid looking ties to replace the fact or they're just knobends, dunno where to start with Hangovers, I never used to get them, but as you get older they seem to last for half the next day
All of the above....BANISHED
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO!> > > > Originally posted by Mario Herlaar> > Good to see you've finally got it together, DJ.> > So what about my request for banishing PSV , shug? I haven't seen any comments on that request yet.> > And while we are at it, banish all shopkeepers starting already in October with their sinterklaasshit>
Hey Super Mario! Just to avoid any misunderstandings: I've always got it together!!! SPARTA rules!!! as does Sinterklaas!
As for Shug: you can definitely banish Feyenoord, since the players you mention have seen the light and left it....
:D:D:D
Fair Point DJ Feyenoord...BANISHED
I am a little disappointed, Shug ;) Remember that Feyenoord also gave you Mr. Wimpie Jansen, who helped in avoiding Rangers getting their 10th consecutive title!
Originally posted by Seb Briggs This atrocity found on The Sun website....
not good enough
BANISHED!!!!
All right, Shug. Now we have a problem. Ask a guy to do one small thing. . . You can't even banish a small thing like finals. I am now giving up my weekend to study and to do a take home final on multiple regression (statistics, anyone?).
I am especially offended since you seem to like my idea of using concert banter as your quote. So now you're an idea stealing bastard!!! I am now ending Room 101 by causing the cyber death of idea stealer, non finals banisher Shug.
And in case that doesn't get you. . . :headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff::headoff:
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > > > > > Originally posted by Iain Curtis> > > Got more for you, Shug. People who sit in the passing lane on the highway, especially when you're late! Taking classes that have absolutely nothing to do with your field (you expect that in undergrad, but graduate school?!) fucking bills that come all the fucking time, maybe you could banish debt in general? how about annoying people?> > > > > > Thanks, Shug. I probably should pay you $100 per session. But I'm feeling much better now.
Do people really sit in the passing lane?...Fookin ell!!
We'll regard them as annoying then, that'll kill 2 birds with one ston .....BANISHED
Debt....definately fucking BANISHED
Finals...that's a bit tougher mate...If I banished them, you would just have spent a lot of time for fuck all, so for that reason alone yer Finals stay.....and please enjoy;)
Shug, you bastard. I can always run people off the road, run over the annoying people, and move away and change my name to avoid the debt. BUT I NEED YOU TO BANISH FINALS!!!!!
Just to really piss you off....Finals stays:evil:
From a previou thread... Muffstar nominates "Equalisers" THEY PISS ME OFF SOMETHING CHRONIC AS WELL MATE....BANISHED
You're just saying that because you got a goody pack in the post Shug. Equalizers make Muddy albums sound good. Try it. Lets see what NewOrder sound like live if no one controls the sound board. Its more than raising faders back there don't you think?
Originally posted by Brian Geoghagan You're just saying that because you got a goody pack in the post Shug. Equalizers make Muddy albums sound good. Try it. Lets see what NewOrder sound like live if no one controls the sound board. Its more than raising faders back there don't you think?
Aye yer right, but I do understand what the Muffstar is on about...Honest Guv
Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO! Banish - especially - requests to banish football (the real one, as invented by the English!!).:D:D:D
no!!!! don't banish me please!!! i've done nothing wrong!!!
Originally posted by Sarah Middle > Originally posted by Dutch Jim says: NO!> Banish - especially - requests to banish football (the real one, as invented by the English!!).> > :D:D:D
no!!!! don't banish me please!!! i've done nothing wrong!!!
Sarah, yer upsetting the natives - please - no more requests for Football;)
Originally posted by Andy C Most Democrats, Liberals, Socialism to Communism towards Facism.... "The Left Wing"
Sorry Andy mate - but I lean to the left - and I'm not talking bollocks
Lefties stay with us
I rather like the idea of individual freedom instead of giant goverments... So i lean towards the right,
Originally posted by Andy C I rather like the idea of individual freedom instead of giant goverments... So i lean towards the right,
Maybe I'm missing something here, but if you like individual freedom so much, why do you then try to banish Liberals?
Originally posted by King of Nothing > Originally posted by Andy C> I rather like the idea of individual freedom instead of giant goverments... So i lean towards the right,
Maybe I'm missing something here, but if you like individual freedom so much, why do you then try to banish Liberals?
very good KON
PLEASE SHUT THIS THREAD AND USE THE FINAL ROOM 101
MERCI BEAUCOUP.
because Liberals want to turn my country into Socialism/Communism and have bigger goverments to watch over me, Goverments use my money like petty cash... and I don't wanna pay for someone else's Problems....
Andy boy, Understood BUT STOP FUCKIN POSTING ON THIS THREAD - USE THE OTHER ROOM 101 Nic or Seb please close this thread - Merci Beaucoup;)
