michael brown wrote:
Church of the KLF wrote:
Spike wrote:
Who would in in a fight between the cure and new order, and u2?
Hooky.
deffo.... the Cure would Bottle it,and Hooky gives U2 impresive combos to head and body,U2 can't weather a punishing first round and get KO'd .Ref stops fight in 1st round of "Battle of the bands"reads the morning headline.
Right, this calls for drastic meassures....
I hereby propose we have A FOUR WAY CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH - wherein we build a very large boxing ring and in each corner place the following four bands and then let them fight it out amongst themselves okay?
In Corner A we have:
Messrs Hewson, Evans, Clayton and Mullen Jr....otherwise hereby known as (cue fanfare) *** U 2 *** !!!
In Corner B we have:
Messrs Sumner, Hook, Morris and Cunnilingus...otherwise hereby known as (cue fanfare) *** NOO OORRRDAAAARRR *** !!!
In Corner C we have:
Messrs Smith, Gallup, Fraggle, Scissorhands, Gonk and Hairy....
otherwise known as (cue fanfare) *** THE CUUUUUURRRRRRE *** !!!
In Corner D we have:
Messrs Gahan, Gore, Fletcher and Puppet.....otherwise hereby known as (cue fanfare) *** DEPECHE MOOOOOOOOOODE *** !!!
This would be truly worthy of a special DVD release.