The Ultimate Choice - You decide!!!!!!

Fookinell......what choices !?

Worcester City playing in the Football League or shagging Kirsten Imrie or a 40 min set in Rotterdam........

fuck it I'll take all three !

Shug, I'll take the shopping spree. Especially at the conversion rate of pounds to dollars!! I've already had Cameron.

Iain

When do I get the money? And how is this NO related?

:headoff:

Originally posted by Shug Excellent Tim me lad - but yer only allowed 1

Well, the City would last for 46 games x 90 mins. Rotterdam would be about 40 mins before the chairs start flying at the stage. Shagging Kirsten Imrie would be about 10 seconds, as just thinking about her.......

Have to be the City !

That's not funny. I can't read!!!

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By the Trail of Empty G&Ts> When do I get the money? And how is this NO related?> > :headoff:

Did you not read the top of the fookin page Decide between yer fantasy and New Order's final gig!!!

If a reply from a girlie is allowed i'd have to say a little love session with Tim Burgess (assuming Shug wasn't available!) :happytongue:

To choose from the two i'd say the NO gig - at least even a moose like me could have a slight chance of getting a ticket!

Ultimate fantasy: to score the winning goal, with a 30 yard over-head kick, in the FA cup final, for Sheffield Wednesday, Vs Sheffield United, and it being a hat trick.

Trade it in to see the last new order gig? Nope. They'd probably be so old and fat that Hooky's tits would swing lower than his bass!

Be careful around Shug. He touched Bez, and lord knows where he has been. :)

Originally posted by Collette Adams If a reply from a girlie is allowed i'd have to say a little love session with Tim Burgess (assuming Shug wasn't available!) :happytongue:To choose from the two i'd say the NO gig - at least even a moose like me could have a slight chance of getting a ticket!

Ultimate desires..... hmmm

ok, the cleanest ones i could possibly post...

A night of passion with Barney/Simon Le Bon/Jacques Villeneuve/Adam Ant (pre madness)

or

Never having to teach miserable, ungrateful, snivelling, 14 years old boys again....(guess who had a bad day)

I'd give it all up for a teaching free life...*sigh*

Liv

BTW, who the fuck wouldnt give you up, Shug, for 10,000 nicker for shopping..... Jesus, I'd do it for a £10 Primark gift voucher....

L x

Ah give up scoring the winning runs for Australia in an Ashes test match against England, bringing up my double century (quickest ever scored) and giving Australia victory in a 3-2 series, acclaiming me as the best Cricketing Captain ever and with the shock sacking of Darren Gough after as the English Cricket Board realises he is the worst bowler ever to represent any country.

Or

New Orders last gig, as if, it would be recorded and i wouldn't have to go, so give me the glory of the Ashes

Pro sports in America suck; overpaid slugs who mostly don't give a toss about the fans: eliminated that one.

Have already forgotten some things about the times that I have seen NO (not the songs, just some of the little things like clothes, attitude,etc.). Can't honestly see how the very last show would so memorable that I could remember every detail: eliminated that one.

One night with Laetitia Casta: (note to self:don't overdo the alcohol). I know damn well that one night with her would be extremely memorable, and that I would do my best to make sure it would never end. Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner!!!!!

Also Shug, the way things are these days with recordings, I'm sure there'll be videos and MP3's of the final show out PDQ, so I'd get ahold of those and pretend I was there!

Ok, the last concert would be released on DVD so I could always see it, BUT I'd want to be there so I can see myself on the DVD and be an old man saying "Look ... I was there! I was there!".

But, my ultimate desire outside of going to heaven is to have Billions of dollars, lots of fine drugs and women, and have security for my family.

So if I had to choose I'd choose the $, mainly for my family's financial security ... BUT I would be very sad I missed the last show BUT I'd have a couple of million dollars to TEMPT New Order into playing a private show for me, and that would ease the pain. ;)

My dream would be to have a date with Gideon Yago... ahhh I don't know if I would give that up for New Order...

hmmmm, ok I would. To have all the guys to myself for one night would be sheer heaven.

Wait! Liv gets Simon Le Bon too so I can have Gideon also :)

That is worth more than $$ :):):):):)

My ultimate desire IS to see New Order in their last concert. After the concert, I'd find a briefcase full of money. Then I'd hire New Order to play for my band, which covers New Order songs. ;)

A house with its own indoor swimming pool and bar is all I want out of life.

My dream: To see an end to the mindless acts of terrorism we see all too often these days and no more child abuse either.

Would I give it up to see the Orders last hurrah? Fuck yes!!

Originally posted by April My dream would be to have a date with Gideon Yago... ahhhI don't know if I would give that up for New Order...hmmmm, ok I would. To have all the guys to myself for one night would be sheer heaven. Wait! Liv gets Simon Le Bon too so I can have Gideon also :)That is worth more than $$ :):):):):)

April, you know most of our friends here probably don't know who Gideon Yago is.

A fucking toof question to ask some one who not only lives for music and sport but makes his living from the latter.....aaaaargh... well I've already eliminated the sex part of the equation, because I've had enough good sorts (that's attractive females for those not familiar with Aussie-speak) to last until the government subsidy of viagra takes effect. Geez Shug...up until last Wednesday night, my two prime objectives in life were 1) to see New Order play live and 2) to to see the mighty Sydney Roosters win the National (Australian) Rugby League Premiership, which hasn't happened since 1975, when I was too young to notice. Okay, I've achieved the first one, so now I've got to get the second half of the daily double up. I'd also very much love to see Leeds United win the FA Cup at Wembley (or anywhere else for that matter), having followed their fortunes since 1978. BUT...if we dead-set knew that it was definitely going to be New Order's farewell and they were playing a three-hour set (how buggered would they be by the two hour mark?).....aw, geeeeeez, aaaaargh...fuck that's a difficult choice... WAIT!!!!! That's where cloning comes in! If they can do it with a fucking sheep (sorry Dolly), then they can do it to me and I'll be in two places at once to have a doubly good time! Actually make me a triple and can get a shag in as well....BRILLIANT! DR

Originally posted by Liv Ultimate desires..... hmmmok, the cleanest ones i could possibly post...A night of passion with Barney/Simon Le Bon/Jacques Villeneuve/Adam Ant (pre madness)

Ô God, the four of them together? I didn't know you were so hardcore, Liv :D

What's this now? Would you have sex with Shug for his New Order tickets?

I dunno. I need more information.

They couldn't possibly do a three-hour set. They've never done 90 minutes ever yet - longest is 88. The old sets of 1986 used to last 80 minutes with 13 songs, and some of the 16 and even 17 song sets only last 75 mins. Anyway, you'd all be bored with a set that is too long, believe me. Especially when you know what's coming next !

they could do a three hour version of Temptation im sure you never know infact it wouldnt surprise me

as for the question the New Order gig sorry not enougth money to stop me form going unless you paid me enougth to get them to reform

Originally posted by Sloppy Giuseppe They couldn't possibly do a three-hour set. They've never done 90 minutes ever yet - longest is 88. The old sets of 1986 used to last 80 minutes with 13 songs, and some of the 16 and even 17 song sets only last 75 mins. Anyway, you'd all be bored with a set that is too long, believe me. Especially when you know what's coming next !

The shows in Paris were longer than 90 minutes.

Originally posted by Knight of Ni > Originally posted by Sloppy Giuseppe> They couldn't possibly do a three-hour set. They've never done 90 minutes ever yet - longest is 88. The old sets of 1986 used to last 80 minutes with 13 songs, and some of the 16 and even 17 song sets only last 75 mins. Anyway, you'd all be bored with a set that is too long, believe me. Especially when you know what's coming next !

The shows in Paris were longer than 90 minutes.

Sure ? Not if you take out the encore wait.....will they fit onto a 90 min tape ?

Tough call indeed. Hearts to win the league or New Order's final gig?

Has to be Hearts. God, it was a long enough wait just to win the cup! Put it this way, I've seen New Order more times than I've seem Hearts lift a trophy and i've only seen New Order 4 times!

Mind you, as Shug will well know, we were robbed of the league in '86!

Originally posted by Gnu Odor What's this now? Would you have sex with Shug for his New Order tickets?I dunno. I need more information.

He's probably spreading the rumour as it's the only way he'll get a shag ;)

Well with a female anyway, if the report from Saturdays anything to go by!

Tough question?? No wayz!! I would choose the last New Order gig, what do you think? I'd abandon or stop anything to see NO for the last ever time,i would even cancel me own bloody funeral!!! I've had my share of exiting footie matches during Ajax' Louis van Gaal period(remember, unfuckingbeatable), so any cupfinal they possibly (not) reach in the future, i couldn,t care less(LIAR,my better half screams) and as for sex, mmh, after the gig of course and if J.Lo can't wait she'd better sod off!! Now , do i win or what

BTW Shug, what are your answers to this ultimate thingie?? I'm sure we would all love to hear them:D

Originally posted by Knight of Ni > Originally posted by Liv> Ultimate desires..... hmmm> > ok, the cleanest ones i could possibly post...> > A night of passion with Barney/Simon Le Bon/Jacques Villeneuve/Adam Ant (pre madness) >

Ô God, the four of them together? I didn't know you were so hardcore, Liv :D

Agreed - sod Brad Pitt, give me Barney anyday! Aaah, and Adam Ant - my first crush. Except I'm not sure whether it was a crush or I actually wanted to be him....I used to paint stripes across my nose in an attempt to look like him, and did the same to my Girl's World doll...:) I would like to point out I was 4 years old at the time....Could my wish be for Adam to have his sanity, hair, and leather trousers back?;)

Well Shug's only got any fuckin' chance of one of those, seeing New Order ! Celtic couldn't win the Conference, he couldn't even pull a picture of Cameron Diaz, so it has to be the Order !!

Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by April> My dream would be to have a date with Gideon Yago... ahhh> I don't know if I would give that up for New Order...> > hmmmm, ok I would. To have all the guys to myself for one night would be sheer heaven. > > Wait! Liv gets Simon Le Bon too so I can have Gideon also :)> > That is worth more than $$ :):):):):)

April, you know most of our friends here probably don't know who Gideon Yago is.

I know, tee hee :p :)

How did I guess that was imminent ?! (Nearly put "coming", but that would just have given you license to carry on :))

Notice how he's conveniently omitted the shagging option eh Shugster ?

MMM Id take Juliette Binoche in Pretty Polly hold ups.erm whilst listening to New Order of Course. erm pass me a hanky.

Originally posted by Shug Picture the seen...Celtic 2 Rangers 2 in the Scottish Cup Final at Hampden Park, 75,000 people watching Shug Sludden running up to take a penalty in the last minute of injury time - Celtic are currently on for the unpresedented honour of winning back to back Trebles (they also won the European Cup last Wednesday in a 7-3 thriller against Real Madrid) Shug already has 2 goals to his name in the match already (1 Diego Maradonna special (like the one against Englan in 86 where he left 6 players for dead) and the second was an acrobatic overhead kick (like Mark Hughes for Man Utd) ) The Huns had been lucky - with one goal clearly offside, and the second a dubious penalty decision (no surprises there then ) 150,000 eyes on this young man - pressure like never before - could he handle it? he strides up to the ball - looking left, then looking right - the keeper was jumping up and down - you could see it in his eyes, he was clearly worried facing Europe's highest goalscorer (and World Player of the Year) slowly he pulls back his right foot - the crowd are now on their feet - grabbing hold of each other like never before - the ball soars towards the top left hand corner - the crowd is silent - BANG - the rangers keeper goes the wrong way - the ball crashes into the top corner, it's all over Celtic 3 Rangers 2 a Shug Sludden hat-trick - the fans are going crazy - the rangers fans are left crying again - and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!Now this is a tough choice - Celtic or New Order - sorry guys - but if I had the chance to play for Celtic (which I nearly did BTW) and score a hat-trick in The Scottish Cup Final against Rangers it'd have to be The Bhoys I'm afraid.I'll take the easy way out like the rest of you..someone would video it - and I'd have the best of Both Worlds;)

You are a very sad man Sludden

Liv

Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd ahh...screw it...I'd just want to be at the last gig...but if I could be accompanied by Liv and April...it would just make it that much better!!!!!

Lets go Jeff!!!!!

Liv

Originally posted by Shug and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!

Since when's 27 been young, you old git? ;)

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> 150,000 eyes on this young man >

150,000 in hampden park? How did they manage that? They have crowd trouble if anymore than the 3 usual fans turn up.

Originally posted by (Major)
> Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > 150,000 eyes on this young man > > >

150,000 in hampden park? How did they manage that? They have crowd trouble if anymore than the 3 usual fans turn up.

2 eyes per person, no cyclopses present I'd guesss.

Nice one Shug,the footie story i mean...i dream like that every night!! Major , do you really think 150.000 eyes is the same as 150.000 people???Did ya ever go to school??

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Shug> and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!>

Since when's 27 been young, you old git? ;)

He may be 27 but he looks about 12, thats where he gets it from Briggsy...

Liv

Originally posted by obviously it has to be SUPERMARIO Nice one Shug,the footie story i mean...i dream like that every night!!Major , do you really think 150.000 eyes is the same as 150.000 people???Did ya ever go to school??

This is why i have failed both my maths modules this year.

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!> > >

Since when's 27 been young, you old git? ;)

He may be 27 but he looks about 12, thats where he gets it from Briggsy...

Liv

Maybe it was his boyish looks what attracted that young man in that club you went to?

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > > > > Originally posted by Shug> > > and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!> > > > > >

Since when's 27 been young, you old git? ;)

He may be 27 but he looks about 12, thats where he gets it from Briggsy...

Liv

Maybe it was his boyish looks what attracted that young man in that club you went to?

Nah, it was his resemblance to Teddy Sheringham

Originally posted by Shug :Liv - I don't look like a 12 year old - come on - I look at least 16;)

I bet you get carded buying a lottery ticket.... and in response to asking us to stop the Teddy Sherringham jokes, sure Shguster thats fine, we'll just start on the Ronan Keating ones then... lol

Liv

But Ronan Keating looks more like Alan Shearer.....