Skip to content

The Ultimate Choice - You decide!!!!!!

Archived

63 replies · 1,303 views

This is an archived legacy thread. Replies are closed, but the discussion is preserved.

Tough call indeed. Hearts to win the league or New Order's final gig?

Has to be Hearts. God, it was a long enough wait just to win the cup! Put it this way, I've seen New Order more times than I've seem Hearts lift a trophy and i've only seen New Order 4 times!

Mind you, as Shug will well know, we were robbed of the league in '86!

0 likes

Originally posted by Gnu Odor What's this now? Would you have sex with Shug for his New Order tickets?I dunno. I need more information.

He's probably spreading the rumour as it's the only way he'll get a shag ;)

Well with a female anyway, if the report from Saturdays anything to go by!

0 likes

Tough question?? No wayz!! I would choose the last New Order gig, what do you think? I'd abandon or stop anything to see NO for the last ever time,i would even cancel me own bloody funeral!!!:lol: I've had my share of exiting footie matches during Ajax' Louis van Gaal period(remember, unfuckingbeatable), so any cupfinal they possibly (not) reach in the future, i couldn,t care less(LIAR,my better half screams) and as for sex, mmh, after the gig of course and if J.Lo can't wait she'd better sod off!! Now , do i win or what:lol::lol::lol::lol:

0 likes

BTW Shug, what are your answers to this ultimate thingie?? I'm sure we would all love to hear them:D

0 likes

Originally posted by Knight of Ni > Originally posted by Liv> Ultimate desires..... hmmm> > ok, the cleanest ones i could possibly post...> > A night of passion with Barney/Simon Le Bon/Jacques Villeneuve/Adam Ant (pre madness) >

Ô God, the four of them together? I didn't know you were so hardcore, Liv :D

Agreed - sod Brad Pitt, give me Barney anyday! Aaah, and Adam Ant - my first crush. Except I'm not sure whether it was a crush or I actually wanted to be him....I used to paint stripes across my nose in an attempt to look like him, and did the same to my Girl's World doll...:) I would like to point out I was 4 years old at the time....Could my wish be for Adam to have his sanity, hair, and leather trousers back?;)

0 likes

Originally posted by Seb Briggs A house with its own indoor swimming pool and bar is all I want out of life.

:nod: What about a Games room with Snooker Tables and Arcades? And an indoor 5-a-side footy ptch and a lap dancing club and....:lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by David Rowlands WAIT!!!!! That's where cloning comes in! If they can do it with a fucking sheep (sorry Dolly), then they can do it to me and I'll be in two places at once to have a doubly good time! Actually make me a triple and can get a shag in as well....BRILLIANT!DR

:clap: :lol: :clap:

0 likes

Originally posted by Gnu Odor What's this now? Would you have sex with Shug for his New Order tickets?I dunno. I need more information.

Where the feck did that come from? Gnu you are seriously beginning to worry me mate:lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Gnu Odor> What's this now? Would you have sex with Shug for his New Order tickets?> > I dunno. I need more information.

He's probably spreading the rumour as it's the only way he'll get a shag ;)

Well with a female anyway, if the report from Saturdays anything to go by!

:nonono: Oi twatface;) Who's the jessie that couldn't go out for a bevvy - cos he was dogsitting at the in-laws? Wasnae fookin me pal - Shug 1 Sebsy Baby 0:lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by obviously it has to be SUPERMARIO BTW Shug, what are your answers to this ultimate thingie??I'm sure we would all love to hear them:D

Mario - me ole mucker - it's a toss-up (no pun intended) when I finally decide, I will post it here mate;)

0 likes

Well Shug's only got any fuckin' chance of one of those, seeing New Order ! Celtic couldn't win the Conference, he couldn't even pull a picture of Cameron Diaz, so it has to be the Order !! :lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by April> My dream would be to have a date with Gideon Yago... ahhh> I don't know if I would give that up for New Order...> > hmmmm, ok I would. To have all the guys to myself for one night would be sheer heaven. > > Wait! Liv gets Simon Le Bon too so I can have Gideon also :)> > That is worth more than $$ :):):):):)

April, you know most of our friends here probably don't know who Gideon Yago is.

I know, tee hee :p :)

0 likes

Originally posted by Sloppy Giuseppe Well Shug's only got any fuckin' chance of one of those, seeing New Order ! Celtic couldn't win the Conference, he couldn't even pull a picture of Cameron Diaz, so it has to be the Order !! :lol:

Tim me lad - I'm not even gonna bite with the Celtic remark:nonono: And as fer Cameron Diaz - I've pulled something to one of her pictures:lol:

0 likes

How did I guess that was imminent ?! (Nearly put "coming", but that would just have given you license to carry on :))

0 likes

Originally posted by Sloppy Giuseppe How did I guess that was imminent ?! (Nearly put "coming", but that would just have given you license to carry on :))

I fear I have become somewhat stereotypical - I may have to burger off for a few days and refresh me batteries!! It's getting bad when YOU'RE second guessing me mate:lol:

0 likes

Picture the seen...Celtic 2 Rangers 2 in the Scottish Cup Final at Hampden Park, 75,000 people watching Shug Sludden running up to take a penalty in the last minute of injury time - Celtic are currently on for the unpresedented honour of winning back to back Trebles (they also won the European Cup last Wednesday in a 7-3 thriller against Real Madrid) Shug already has 2 goals to his name in the match already (1 Diego Maradonna special (like the one against Englan in 86 where he left 6 players for dead) and the second was an acrobatic overhead kick (like Mark Hughes for Man Utd) ) The Huns had been lucky - with one goal clearly offside, and the second a dubious penalty decision (no surprises there then:lol: ) 150,000 eyes on this young man - pressure like never before - could he handle it? he strides up to the ball - looking left, then looking right - the keeper was jumping up and down - you could see it in his eyes, he was clearly worried facing Europe's highest goalscorer (and World Player of the Year) slowly he pulls back his right foot - the crowd are now on their feet - grabbing hold of each other like never before - the ball soars towards the top left hand corner - the crowd is silent - BANG - the rangers keeper goes the wrong way - the ball crashes into the top corner, it's all over Celtic 3 Rangers 2 a Shug Sludden hat-trick - the fans are going crazy - the rangers fans are left crying again - and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!

Now this is a tough choice - Celtic or New Order - sorry guys - but if I had the chance to play for Celtic (which I nearly did BTW) and score a hat-trick in The Scottish Cup Final against Rangers it'd have to be The Bhoys I'm afraid. I'll take the easy way out like the rest of you..someone would video it - and I'd have the best of Both Worlds;)

0 likes

Notice how he's conveniently omitted the shagging option eh Shugster ? :lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by Sloppy Giuseppe Notice how he's conveniently omitted the shagging option eh Shugster ? :lol:

Sloopy Features - if it comes down to a straight choice of playing fer Celtic or a night with Cameron D - as much as I'd like to give er one - "nothing in this world" could touch the joy of scoring a hat-trick against the forces of darkness:spit:

0 likes

ahh...screw it...I'd just want to be at the last gig...but if I could be accompanied by Liv and April...it would just make it that much better!!!!!

0 likes

MMM Id take Juliette Binoche in Pretty Polly hold ups.erm whilst listening to New Order of Course. erm pass me a hanky.

0 likes

Originally posted by Shug Picture the seen...Celtic 2 Rangers 2 in the Scottish Cup Final at Hampden Park, 75,000 people watching Shug Sludden running up to take a penalty in the last minute of injury time - Celtic are currently on for the unpresedented honour of winning back to back Trebles (they also won the European Cup last Wednesday in a 7-3 thriller against Real Madrid) Shug already has 2 goals to his name in the match already (1 Diego Maradonna special (like the one against Englan in 86 where he left 6 players for dead) and the second was an acrobatic overhead kick (like Mark Hughes for Man Utd) ) The Huns had been lucky - with one goal clearly offside, and the second a dubious penalty decision (no surprises there then:lol: ) 150,000 eyes on this young man - pressure like never before - could he handle it? he strides up to the ball - looking left, then looking right - the keeper was jumping up and down - you could see it in his eyes, he was clearly worried facing Europe's highest goalscorer (and World Player of the Year) slowly he pulls back his right foot - the crowd are now on their feet - grabbing hold of each other like never before - the ball soars towards the top left hand corner - the crowd is silent - BANG - the rangers keeper goes the wrong way - the ball crashes into the top corner, it's all over Celtic 3 Rangers 2 a Shug Sludden hat-trick - the fans are going crazy - the rangers fans are left crying again - and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!Now this is a tough choice - Celtic or New Order - sorry guys - but if I had the chance to play for Celtic (which I nearly did BTW) and score a hat-trick in The Scottish Cup Final against Rangers it'd have to be The Bhoys I'm afraid.I'll take the easy way out like the rest of you..someone would video it - and I'd have the best of Both Worlds;)

You are a very sad man Sludden

Liv :angel:

0 likes

Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd ahh...screw it...I'd just want to be at the last gig...but if I could be accompanied by Liv and April...it would just make it that much better!!!!!

Lets go Jeff!!!!!

Liv :angel:

0 likes

Originally posted by Shug and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!

Since when's 27 been young, you old git? ;)

0 likes

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> 150,000 eyes on this young man >

150,000 in hampden park? How did they manage that? They have crowd trouble if anymore than the 3 usual fans turn up. :lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by (Major)
> Originally posted by Liv> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > 150,000 eyes on this young man > > >

150,000 in hampden park? How did they manage that? They have crowd trouble if anymore than the 3 usual fans turn up. :lol:

2 eyes per person, no cyclopses present I'd guesss.

0 likes

Nice one Shug,the footie story i mean...i dream like that every night!!:lol::lol::lol: Major , do you really think 150.000 eyes is the same as 150.000 people???Did ya ever go to school??:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

0 likes

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Shug> and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!>

Since when's 27 been young, you old git? ;)

He may be 27 but he looks about 12, thats where he gets it from Briggsy...

Liv :angel:

0 likes

Originally posted by obviously it has to be SUPERMARIO Nice one Shug,the footie story i mean...i dream like that every night!!:lol::lol::lol:Major , do you really think 150.000 eyes is the same as 150.000 people???Did ya ever go to school??:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

This is why i have failed both my maths modules this year. :nod: :laugh:

0 likes

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > Originally posted by Shug> > and it's all down to that terrific youngster called Sludden!!!!> > >

Since when's 27 been young, you old git? ;)

He may be 27 but he looks about 12, thats where he gets it from Briggsy...

Liv :angel:

Maybe it was his boyish looks what attracted that young man in that club you went to?

0 likes

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd> ahh...screw it...I'd just want to be at the last gig...but if I could be accompanied by Liv and April...it would just make it that much better!!!!!

Lets go Jeff!!!!!

Liv :angel:

but there's no today and there's no tomorrow...

oops...wrong let's go!!!!!

:hi:

0 likes

You're leaving NewOrderOnline

This link goes to an external website we don't operate, which has its own privacy policy and terms.

Destination:
Continue ↗