'The Worst of New Order'

OK we've had the best of NO, and the Rest of NO, so how about if for a laugh Warner/London released :- 'The Worst of New Order' - what would be on it?? obviously the first 2 tracks should be Rock the Shack and J-E-T, but what else?...

Vietnam I told you so Run Wild Someone like you World Guilt is a useless emotion Liar

:p

TURN

State of the Nation Touched by the hand of God

NObabe wrote: Vietnam I told you so Run Wild Someone like you World Guilt is a useless emotion Liar

:p

i see the pattern here, all tracks feature female vocals. I dont know about Vietnam because i never heard the song.

World in Motion

ooops, double post

run wild WIM SOTN salvation theme chemical

Jetstream and the exclusive Remixes of the Jetstream Posse wong tong pong clan gayers mix:p

Jonathan wrote:

NObabe wrote: Vietnam I told you so Run Wild Someone like you World Guilt is a useless emotion Liar

:p

i see the pattern here, all tracks feature female vocals. I dont know about Vietnam because i never heard the song.

Crap female vocals too. The song is cack!

you know i just change my mind on WIM. I really enjoyed seeing those hooligans having loads of fun in the video. The song is good for laughs.

Jetstream & Working Overtime, State of the Nation too, Album Cut of Perfect Kiss, Lets go (Best of Version)

Jonathan wrote: you know i just change my mind on WIM. I really enjoyed seeing those hooligans having loads of fun in the video. The song is good for laughs.

Weren't those hooligans having loads of fun in the video the England football/soccer team?

Ceremony - Substance version

I'm faintly astonished that no-one has mentioned the obviously-ironically-titled "Such A Good Thing", which is the worst pile of cack ever to be graced by NO's name. Yes, even worse than SOTN and Rock the Shack.

I mean Johnny saying The best song of all time

Boatraceface wrote: I mean Johnny saying The best song of all time

Yes the Gold sleeve version IS the best song of all time.And the other version is the worst of all time.Confusing hey?.

The him wrote:

Jonathan wrote: you know i just change my mind on WIM. I really enjoyed seeing those hooligans having loads of fun in the video. The song is good for laughs.

Weren't those hooligans having loads of fun in the video the England football/soccer team?

the video is fantastic: barney trying to appear suave in his ray-bans, gillian looking frightfully embarassed, john barnes and his (actually half-decent) rap, chris waddle's glorious mullet, and gazza when he still had a reason to smile.

the song's still crap, though.

it might be crap, but its still the best football song ever!

Johnny wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I mean Johnny saying The best song of all time

Yes the Gold sleeve version IS the best song of all time.And the other version is the worst of all time.Confusing hey?.

I agree with Confusion

Johnny wrote: Ceremony - Substance version

can i just say that this is complete bullshit. Ceremony rocks on Substance and may be even better in it's original version. people calling out the Substance versions of Temptation and Ceremony are 100% full of shit. They may be better in their original forms, but you can't say either are amongst the worst of newOrder.

all hate mail directed to tomdelay@majorityleader.gov

RedKen wrote: it might be crap, but its still the best football song ever!

i'm a 'three lions' person, myself.

Here's the complete tracklisting:

1- We all stand (album version) 2- We all stand (radio edit) 3- We all stand (John Robbie mix) 4- We all stand 2005 5- We all stand (Stephen Hague mix) 6- We all stand (instrumental) 7- We all stand (Crap Female Chorus version) 8- We all stand (live) 9- We all stand (Sly & Robbie mix) 10- We all stand (video)

Only available on 5 x 7" singles - for an hour, then deleted forever!

AgentWood wrote:

RedKen wrote: it might be crap, but its still the best football song ever!

i'm a 'three lions' person, myself.

a woman who who knows her footy songs-every mans dream!:)

I thought they already released a worst of called "The Rest Of". :D It may be time for the "The Rest Of II" though. Plenty of good crap suggestions above.

NObabe wrote: Vietnam I told you so Run Wild Someone like you World Guilt is a useless emotion Liar

:p

The Worst Of New Order (7243 837190 0(c) 2006 London Records 90 Ltd)

1. ICB
2. Elegia
3. Shellshock
4. Way Of Life
5. As It Is As It Was
6. Fine Time
7. 60 Miles An Hour
8. Slow Jam
9. Rock The Shack
10. Working Overtime
11. Sabotage
12. I Told You So

Monsieur Round & Round wrote: Here's the complete tracklisting:

1- We all stand (album version) 2- We all stand (radio edit) 3- We all stand (John Robbie mix) 4- We all stand 2005 5- We all stand (Stephen Hague mix) 6- We all stand (instrumental) 7- We all stand (Crap Female Chorus version) 8- We all stand (live) 9- We all stand (Sly & Robbie mix) 10- We all stand (video)

no matter what was on it we would all probably buy it , wouldnt we??:\ohwell:

RedKen wrote: no matter what was on it we would all probably buy it , wouldnt we??:\ohwell:

Just for the title's sake

i think elegia(the 1-hour version) would be it!

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1. ICB
2. Elegia
3. Shellshock
4. Way Of Life
5. As It Is As It Was
6. Fine Time
7. 60 Miles An Hour
8. Slow Jam
9. Rock The Shack
10. Working Overtime
11. Sabotage
12. I Told You So

Sorry Ian, on #5.......

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: The Worst Of New Order (7243 837190 0(c) 2006 London Records 90 Ltd)

1. ICB
2. Elegia
3. Shellshock
4. Way Of Life
5. As It Is As It Was
6. Fine Time
7. 60 Miles An Hour
8. Slow Jam
9. Rock The Shack
10. Working Overtime
11. Sabotage
12. I Told You So

That's not a bad set list, that is.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: The Worst Of New Order (7243 837190 0(c) 2006 London Records 90 Ltd)

1. ICB
2. Elegia
3. Shellshock
4. Way Of Life
5. As It Is As It Was
6. Fine Time
7. 60 Miles An Hour
8. Slow Jam
9. Rock The Shack
10. Working Overtime
11. Sabotage
12. I Told You So

Sorry Ian, on #5.......

I know I know, Allan it's your holy cow, that is, Brotherhood, but I've got to kill it

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[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: The Worst Of New Order (7243 837190 0(c) 2006 London Records 90 Ltd)

1. ICB
2. Elegia
3. Shellshock
4. Way Of Life
5. As It Is As It Was
6. Fine Time
7. 60 Miles An Hour
8. Slow Jam
9. Rock The Shack
10. Working Overtime
11. Sabotage
12. I Told You So

Sorry Ian, on #5.......

I know I know, Allan it's your holy cow, that is, Brotherhood, but I've got to kill it

Holy cow? Like Phil Rizzuto? Perhaps a sacred cow. After all they make the best hamburgers.

Hannett of the Apes wrote:

Monsieur Round & Round wrote: Here's the complete tracklisting:

1- We all stand (album version) 2- We all stand (radio edit) 3- We all stand (John Robbie mix) 4- We all stand 2005 5- We all stand (Stephen Hague mix) 6- We all stand (instrumental) 7- We all stand (Crap Female Chorus version) 8- We all stand (live) 9- We all stand (Sly & Robbie mix) 10- We all stand (video)

death of art wrote: I'm faintly astonished that no-one has mentioned the obviously-ironically-titled "Such A Good Thing", which is the worst pile of cack ever to be graced by NO's name. Yes, even worse than SOTN and Rock the Shack.

Horseshit.

The oldmonkey definitive dross collection.

Slow Jam Jetstream Way Of Life Young Offender Elegia Every Little Counts All Day Long State Of The Nation Sub-culture (12") Confusion Paradise Weirdo

no doubt there are others that slipped the net of hate today.

Chosen Time Confused Love Vigilantes The Perfect Kiss This Time of Night Sunrise Elegia Sooner Than You Think Face Up Shame of The Nation Times Change Special Working Overtime

BM WIM As it is when it was

Christopher Owens wrote: Chosen Time Love Vigilantes The Perfect Kiss This Time of Night Sunrise Sooner Than You Think Face Up Special

It's supposed to be a "worst of" list. Have you ever heard these records?

death of art wrote: I'm faintly astonished that no-one has mentioned the obviously-ironically-titled "Such A Good Thing", which is the worst pile of cack ever to be graced by NO's name. Yes, even worse than SOTN and Rock the Shack.

Good call

Second half of WFTSC

oldmonkey wrote:

It's supposed to be a "worst of" list. Have you ever heard these records?

Yes. For me, this is my version of a 'Worst of..':)

oldmonkey wrote:

death of art wrote: I'm faintly astonished that no-one has mentioned the obviously-ironically-titled "Such A Good Thing", which is the worst pile of cack ever to be graced by NO's name. Yes, even worse than SOTN and Rock the Shack.

Horseshit.

"Such A Good Thing" has been my most favorite New Order song for the last three years.

Christopher Owens wrote: Chosen Time Confused Love Vigilantes The Perfect Kiss This Time of Night Sunrise Elegia Sooner Than You Think Face Up Shame of The Nation Times Change Special Working Overtime

Not a fan of Low-life then? You only missed Subculture. Mind you, you are a Sisters of Mercy fan so we'd better take what you say with a pinch of salt.

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oldmonkey wrote:

death of art wrote: I'm faintly astonished that no-one has mentioned the obviously-ironically-titled "Such A Good Thing", which is the worst pile of cack ever to be graced by NO's name. Yes, even worse than SOTN and Rock the Shack.

Horseshit.

"Such A Good Thing" has been my most favorite New Order song for the last three years.

I love it, too...

Procession ICB Rockin' Carol The Village Lonesome Tonight Murder Angel Dust Way Of Life Touched By The Hand Of God Guilty Partner Chemical Rock The Shack Someone Like You Jetstream Guilt Is A Useless Emotion

John Cains wrote:

Not a fan of Low-life then?

Correct.

John Cains wrote: You only missed Subculture.

The only number I can stand.

John Cains wrote: Mind you, you are a Sisters of Mercy fan so we'd better take what you say with a pinch of salt.

Regret World Ruined in a Day Spooky Everyone Everywhere Young Offender Liar Chemical Times Change Special Avalanche

Shellshock Touched by the Hand of God Face Up Jetstream ICB State of the Nation I told you so Slow Jam Someone like you World Guilt is a useless emotion Liar

There is no "The Worst Of New Order", just "The Least Brilliant Of New Order"!

Guilty Partner wrote: Shellshock Touched by the Hand of God Face Up Jetstream ICB State of the Nation I told you so Slow Jam Someone like you World Guilt is a useless emotion Liar

Very close to mine

Ok here's my worst of:

Subculture (Substance) We All Stand Liar State Of the Nation Face Up As It Is When It Was Way Of Life

I'm sure there's one or 2 I've missed out. AIIWIW and FU I think the 2 most overrated NO songs....

Dracula's Castle.

World In Motion.

the thing about this list, is that i enjoy these songs once in awhile.

Face it, new order's crap is better then most bands great material. turn my way-aversion to corgan turn dracula's castle crystal- sorry guys, this song always gives a head ache. 60mph. slow jam

death of art wrote: I'm faintly astonished that no-one has mentioned the obviously-ironically-titled "Such A Good Thing", which is the worst pile of cack ever to be graced by NO's name. Yes, even worse than SOTN and Rock the Shack.

jesus i totally forgot about that one, yeah thats a stinker Such a Good Thing

d.13 wrote: i think elegia(the 1-hour version) would be it!

Awwww.... I like Elegia.

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Guilty Partner wrote: Shellshock Touched by the Hand of God Face Up Jetstream ICB State of the Nation I told you so Slow Jam Someone like you World Guilt is a useless emotion Liar

Very close to mine

hmmm...i dunno some pretty great songs are included in this list..the only one i totally AGREE with is slow jam.

my irrefutable list would include:

we all stand.........boring as hell slow jam.............boring as all hell shellshock...........crappy 80's pop, horribly dated rock the shack.......eeesh! why?!? confusion............let down of all time, also quite dated player in the league.--depeche mode anyone? sub-culture 12" .....absolutely ruined a decent song 2nd half of republic.--watered down 3rd rate NO

side notes:

Just for laugh while listening to get ready I substituted 'rock the shack' and 'slow jam' with 'brutal' and 'here to stay'. what a motherfucker that would've been.

i've truly come to appreciate NO lighter/less serious side to song writing. songs like mr. disco, WIM, best and marsh, Liar, GIAUE, and jetstream. they're not particulary clever or innovative, but they certainly do cheer you up on a bad day.

This is easy. It would have to include

Temptation True Faith Regret Age Of Consent Bizarre Love Triangle Crystal EGG Ceremony This Time Of Night Leave Me Alone Round and Round Dream Attack Turn

Am I taking the piss? Too right I am. What a negative thread. You gotta take the good with the bad concerning New Order.

Mesh,Everythings gone green,run wild

• vietnam
• we all stand
• liar
• young offender
• mto
• turn the heater on
• sputnik

Biznotic Love Trapezoid wrote:

Johnny wrote: Ceremony - Substance version

can i just say that this is complete bullshit. Ceremony rocks on Substance and may be even better in it's original version. people calling out the Substance versions of Temptation and Ceremony are 100% full of shit. They may be better in their original forms, but you can't say either are amongst the worst of newOrder.

all hate mail directed to tomdelay@majorityleader.gov

Oh all right then.

NO Regret wrote: This is easy. It would have to include

Temptation True Faith Regret Age Of Consent Bizarre Love Triangle Crystal EGG Ceremony This Time Of Night Leave Me Alone Round and Round Dream Attack Turn

Am I taking the piss? Too right I am. What a negative thread. You gotta take the good with the bad concerning New Order.

its not meant to be negative, its only meant to be for fun. as someone already said , the worst of new order is much better than most stuff out there, i'm sure we would all agree with that.

NO Regret wrote: This is easy. It would have to include

Temptation True Faith Regret Age Of Consent Bizarre Love Triangle Crystal EGG Ceremony This Time Of Night Leave Me Alone Round and Round Dream Attack Turn

Am I taking the piss? Too right I am. What a negative thread. You gotta take the good with the bad concerning New Order.

Everyone cocks up now and again, even one of the best bands in this known universe(At least they're never succumbed to the live gimmickry that U2 fell back onto with the ZooTV and Popmart tours{Remember the martini olive, the golden arch, Trabants hung above the stage and MacPhisto's on-stage phonecalls?}). Makes Keith and the panto horse at Glasto seem pretty tame..

RedKen wrote:

NO Regret wrote: This is easy. It would have to include

Temptation True Faith Regret Age Of Consent Bizarre Love Triangle Crystal EGG Ceremony This Time Of Night Leave Me Alone Round and Round Dream Attack Turn

Am I taking the piss? Too right I am. What a negative thread. You gotta take the good with the bad concerning New Order.

its not meant to be negative, its only meant to be for fun. as someone already said , the worst of new order is much better than most stuff out there, i'm sure we would all agree with that.

Ok. I understand its only a bit of fun and maybe Im taking this thread too seriously but Im shaking my head at some the songs people have listed.

It makes me think theres NOT one NO song that everyone likes (which to me is strange).

Jonathan wrote:

slow jam

I'm glad to see we agree on this at least.

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

slow jam

I'm glad to see we agree on this at least.

I gave turn a spin last nite. It didnt change my mind but reafirms my belief that what i regard as lesser NO material is so much better then some shite i hear today in the music world.

State Nation

Shellshock

Fine time

Face Up

5 8 6

angel dust

Jonathan wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

slow jam

I'm glad to see we agree on this at least.

I gave turn a spin last nite. It didnt change my mind but reafirms my belief that what i regard as lesser NO material is so much better then some shite i hear today in the music world.

Well, you're coming along, Jonathan. I guess I'll have to make do with this.

you can add shellshock (single version) and state of the nation

I'm going to get hell for this one over #14, but I just can't bring myself to like this song no matter how much I would like to.

1. Best & Marsh
2. Liar
3. Vietnam
4. Every Little Counts
5. Cries & Whispers
6. Ode To Joy
7. Rocking Carol
8. Turn My Way
9. Rock The Shack
10. As It Is When It Was
11. The Happy One
12. Working Overtime
13. Fine Time
14. Lonesome Tonight
15. Run Wild

Blue Monday as a hidden bonus track, after 20 minutes of silenceat the end of the CD, as that song seems like an eternity every time I listen to it.

there are no bad new order tracks

well OK, you can release a double A-side of Rock the shite and such a good thing.

if you MUST have an album....pad it uoy with all the 7" rapes.

Jim Vincent Jr. wrote: Blue Monday as a hidden bonus track, after 20 minutes of silenceat the end of the CD, as that song seems like an eternity every time I listen to it.

Did I miss this one? Which CD? Which version of BM?

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RedKen wrote: no matter what was on it we would all probably buy it , wouldnt we??:\ohwell:

Just for the title's sake

Would't be the first time

for me, it would be: 1/i told you so 2/state of the nation 3/Times change 4/Shellshock 5/Don't do it

The whole of Movement (apart from Dreams Never End).

Everything else (including "Such A Good Thing", etc) are ace! :)

Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: I'm going to get hell for this one over #14, but I just can't bring myself to like this song no matter how much I would like to.

1. Best & Marsh
2. Liar
3. Vietnam
4. Every Little Counts
5. Cries & Whispers
6. Ode To Joy
7. Rocking Carol
8. Turn My Way
9. Rock The Shack
10. As It Is When It Was
11. The Happy One
12. Working Overtime
13. Fine Time
14. Lonesome Tonight
15. Run Wild

i agree with you, apart from Fine Time, its a great record, and it was one of the songs that helped bring dance music into the mainstream here in the uk. it truly hit the mood of the time when it was released...

RedKen wrote:

Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: I'm going to get hell for this one over #14, but I just can't bring myself to like this song no matter how much I would like to.

1. Best & Marsh
2. Liar
3. Vietnam
4. Every Little Counts
5. Cries & Whispers
6. Ode To Joy
7. Rocking Carol
8. Turn My Way
9. Rock The Shack
10. As It Is When It Was
11. The Happy One
12. Working Overtime
13. Fine Time
14. Lonesome Tonight
15. Run Wild

i agree with you, apart from Fine Time, its a great record, and it was one of the songs that helped bring dance music into the mainstream here in the uk. it truly hit the mood of the time when it was released...

I agree - Fine Time is fantastic.

Oh, man, I disagree with so many - but agree with others. well, obviously.

I love Sabotage and Such A Good thing. Vietnam could have been good without the exceptionally dodgy lyrics - perhaps oddly bouncy for No though, I'll admit.

I love evrything about Movement- especially chosen time.

Songs I always skip include -

Thieves Like Us Broken Promise Way of Life Angel Dust State of the Nation We all Stand

But I dont hate them - its more like indifference.Theres no like there is with others

BLUE MONDAY

Digital Mike Binoche wrote: BLUE MONDAY

GO HOME

1. Rock the Shack : Primal Scream and New Order. Should work, but...

2. World in Motion: DOWN with patriocy! Stupid patriotic patriots and their patriotic patriocy...

3. Jetstream: The best song ever, until we see that Ana Matronic BITCH and here Barney's song-writer's-dementia induced lyrics...

4. Working Overtime: It's not actually that bad, but... IN WHAT WAY IS THIS NEW ORDER, AGAIN? Not even one synthesiser heard at all. This has "Phil Cunningham must play guitars" all over it.

5. Run: Wow, this'll be great, it'll be- "Answer me, why won't you answer me..." ARRGH!

...

Chris Nash wrote: The only track I could possibly condemn (and for so many reasons) is WIFM. Every other New Order track - I like them to varying degrees and for different reasons. After nearly 5 years of NOOL I still can't understand the amount of people who dislike SOTN & Shellshock

whats WIFM? World In Fucking Motion?

I think SOTN and Shellshock are great songs. cant see how people can get so worked up about them either.

It's good to know that I'm not alone in some of the songs I tend to skip when listening to NO:

State of the Nation Shellshock Sub-Culture

The Worst of New Order:

A 4xCD Box set** maybe, with the Blue Monday 1988 dog depicted taking a dump on the cover maybe??

** initial quantities with a bonus 5th CD of exclusive and previously unreleased cover versions.

CD1:

1. JIZZ STREAM (EXTENDED BELCHING FROG MIX)
2. TOLD YOU SO (UB4O BAKED BEAN REMIX)
3. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (DEAF AS A POST MIX)
4. ROCK THE SHAG (BOBBY GILLESPIE CREAM EGG MIX)
5. JIZZ STREAM (ELEPHANT AND CASTLE BLOW DRIER MIX)
6. TOLD YOU SO (MAGIC NUMBERS COSMIC FLYING BEARD MIX)
7. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (BARRY GIBB ACAPELLA MIX)
8. ROCK THE SHAG (SCREAMING STEPHEN MIX)
9. BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE (ARMANDO IANUCCI COMEDY FULL HOUSE MIX)
10. LET'S GO (RAGGAMUFFIN TIMEBOMB AN' TING MIX)

CD2:

1. CHEMICAL (JACKMASTER FARLEY'S RUSK REMIX)
2. LIAR / TIMES CHANGE [MEDLEY] (ALL HAIL THE MEN IN LYCRA TIGHTS MIX)
3. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 1)
4. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 2)
5. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 3)
6. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 4)
7. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 5)
8. FINE TIME (EXTENDED YAZZ JAZZ REMIX)
9. SUCH A CRAP SONG (PLECTRUM IN THE RECTUM MIX)
10. WORLD IN MOTION (FRANK SKINNER AND DAVID BADDIEL THREE LIONS GETTING FOOKING RAT-ARSED MIX)

CD3:

1. STATE OF THE NATION (BRUCE FORSYTH HAMMOND ORGAN MIX)
2. SHAME OF THE NATION (SUGAR 'N' SPICE AND LOTS OF VICE MIX)
3. MTO (THROBBING BUTTOCKS 'N' MILKSHAKES MIX)
4. MTO (YOUR FLY'S COME UNDONE MIX)
5. CRUD-CULTURE (BRIAN BLESSED'S INCONTINENCE MIX)
6. SUB-CULTURE (JOHN BOGIE'S INFAMOUS BEEF CURTAIN MIX)
7. EVERY LITTLE C**NTS (TAKE A WANK ON THE WILD SIDE LOU ROLL MIX)
8. SHAME OF THE NATION (HEATHER SMALL BODYFORM VOCAL MIX)
9. SHELLSHOCK (IT FELL ON THE FACTORY FLOOR MIX)
10. SHELLSHOCK (PINK PARROT HOBGOBLIN MIX)

CD4:

1. BLUE MONDAY (STEPPENWOLF WILD CHILD MIX)
2. C***FUSION (HALF-A-MR KIPLING FRUIT 'N' NUT CAKE MIX)
3. TURN THE HEATER ON (UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
4. TURN THE HEATER ON (EVEN MORE UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
5. BLUE MONDAY (FULL-ON HEAVY BREATHING GAS MASK MIX)
6. C***FUSION (TRANSATLANTIC TERRORISM MIX)
7. WE ALL STAND (DRIBBLING DOWN THE CHINS MIX)
8. WE ALL STAND (JIMMY SAVILE HOWZABOUT THAT THEN MIX)
9. PORNO 5-8-6 (DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN MIX)
10. HURT (EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK MIX)

CD5:

1. SISTER RAY (GERIATRICS ON FIRE MIX)
2. GET UP (I FEEL LIKE A SEX MACHINE) (DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS MIX)
3. NIGHT FEVER (ROCHDALE COWBOYS MIX)
4. YOU SEXY THING (SWIVEL THAT ASS LIKE YOU MEAN IT MIX)
5. PARADISE CITY/NOVEMBER RAIN/SWEET CHILD O' MINE (MEDLEY) (WHINGEING FANNY MIX)
6. THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT (BUSH WHACKER MIX)
7. TARZAN BOY (LET IT ALL HANG OUT MIX)
8. SUMMERTIME BLUES (STUNTED BELL BOY MIX)
9. PRIDE (IN THE NAME OF LOVE) (FLAPPING MULLET MIX)
10. SILVER MACHINE (CHAD VALLEY PEDAL SCOOTER MIX)

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: The Worst of New Order:

A 4xCD Box set** maybe, with the Blue Monday 1988 dog depicted taking a dump on the cover maybe??

** initial quantities with a bonus 5th CD of exclusive and previously unreleased cover versions.

CD1:

1. JIZZ STREAM (EXTENDED BELCHING FROG MIX)
2. TOLD YOU SO (UB4O BAKED BEAN REMIX)
3. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (DEAF AS A POST MIX)
4. ROCK THE SHAG (BOBBY GILLESPIE CREAM EGG MIX)
5. JIZZ STREAM (ELEPHANT AND CASTLE BLOW DRIER MIX)
6. TOLD YOU SO (MAGIC NUMBERS COSMIC FLYING BEARD MIX)
7. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (BARRY GIBB ACAPELLA MIX)
8. ROCK THE SHAG (SCREAMING STEPHEN MIX)
9. BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE (ARMANDO IANUCCI COMEDY FULL HOUSE MIX)
10. LET'S GO (RAGGAMUFFIN TIMEBOMB AN' TING MIX)

CD2:

1. CHEMICAL (JACKMASTER FARLEY'S RUSK REMIX)
2. LIAR / TIMES CHANGE [MEDLEY] (ALL HAIL THE MEN IN LYCRA TIGHTS MIX)
3. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 1)
4. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 2)
5. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 3)
6. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 4)
7. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 5)
8. FINE TIME (EXTENDED YAZZ JAZZ REMIX)
9. SUCH A CRAP SONG (PLECTRUM IN THE RECTUM MIX)
10. WORLD IN MOTION (FRANK SKINNER AND DAVID BADDIEL THREE LIONS GETTING FOOKING RAT-ARSED MIX)

CD3:

1. STATE OF THE NATION (BRUCE FORSYTH HAMMOND ORGAN MIX)
2. SHAME OF THE NATION (SUGAR 'N' SPICE AND LOTS OF VICE MIX)
3. MTO (THROBBING BUTTOCKS 'N' MILKSHAKES MIX)
4. MTO (YOUR FLY'S COME UNDONE MIX)
5. CRUD-CULTURE (BRIAN BLESSED'S INCONTINENCE MIX)
6. SUB-CULTURE (JOHN BOGIE'S INFAMOUS BEEF CURTAIN MIX)
7. EVERY LITTLE C**NTS (TAKE A WANK ON THE WILD SIDE LOU ROLL MIX)
8. SHAME OF THE NATION (HEATHER SMALL BODYFORM VOCAL MIX)
9. SHELLSHOCK (IT FELL ON THE FACTORY FLOOR MIX)
10. SHELLSHOCK (PINK PARROT HOBGOBLIN MIX)

CD4:

1. BLUE MONDAY (STEPPENWOLF WILD CHILD MIX)
2. C***FUSION (HALF-A-MR KIPLING FRUIT 'N' NUT CAKE MIX)
3. TURN THE HEATER ON (UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
4. TURN THE HEATER ON (EVEN MORE UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
5. BLUE MONDAY (FULL-ON HEAVY BREATHING GAS MASK MIX)
6. C***FUSION (TRANSATLANTIC TERRORISM MIX)
7. WE ALL STAND (DRIBBLING DOWN THE CHINS MIX)
8. WE ALL STAND (JIMMY SAVILE HOWZABOUT THAT THEN MIX)
9. PORNO 5-8-6 (DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN MIX)
10. HURT (EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK MIX)

CD5:

1. SISTER RAY (GERIATRICS ON FIRE MIX)
2. GET UP (I FEEL LIKE A SEX MACHINE) (DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS MIX)
3. NIGHT FEVER (ROCHDALE COWBOYS MIX)
4. YOU SEXY THING (SWIVEL THAT ASS LIKE YOU MEAN IT MIX)
5. PARADISE CITY/NOVEMBER RAIN/SWEET CHILD O' MINE (MEDLEY) (WHINGEING FANNY MIX)
6. THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT (BUSH WHACKER MIX)
7. TARZAN BOY (LET IT ALL HANG OUT MIX)
8. SUMMERTIME BLUES (STUNTED BELL BOY MIX)
9. PRIDE (IN THE NAME OF LOVE) (FLAPPING MULLET MIX)
10. SILVER MACHINE (CHAD VALLEY PEDAL SCOOTER MIX)

It's out already, and called Get Ready. However, they got it slightly wrong, but it's all fine if you replace Crystal with Sub-culture, 60mph with Working overtime and Someone like you with the Sunkist commercial.

60 mph is awful but the video is fantastic.

When 60 MPH came out, I was first kinda unimpressed, but I like that track a lot, it's a good rockin' song, just like Such A Good Thing. That's a cute song. It makes me feel good.

My problem is that New Order's getting old and they feel the need to ROCK OUT all the fu**ing time. They need some synthesizers, quick. I'm tired of all the frigging guitar, man. I respect the new album, but the tracks could be much better with a little electronic enhancement.

If I wanted to rock, I'd listen to U-fu**ing-2.

Maybe it's because I'm a progressive house & trance DJ - but on the other hand New Order is my biggest influence, and my favorite band.

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: The Worst of New Order:

A 4xCD Box set** maybe, with the Blue Monday 1988 dog depicted taking a dump on the cover maybe??

** initial quantities with a bonus 5th CD of exclusive and previously unreleased cover versions.

CD1:

1. JIZZ STREAM (EXTENDED BELCHING FROG MIX)
2. TOLD YOU SO (UB4O BAKED BEAN REMIX)
3. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (DEAF AS A POST MIX)
4. ROCK THE SHAG (BOBBY GILLESPIE CREAM EGG MIX)
5. JIZZ STREAM (ELEPHANT AND CASTLE BLOW DRIER MIX)
6. TOLD YOU SO (MAGIC NUMBERS COSMIC FLYING BEARD MIX)
7. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (BARRY GIBB ACAPELLA MIX)
8. ROCK THE SHAG (SCREAMING STEPHEN MIX)
9. BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE (ARMANDO IANUCCI COMEDY FULL HOUSE MIX)
10. LET'S GO (RAGGAMUFFIN TIMEBOMB AN' TING MIX)

CD2:

1. CHEMICAL (JACKMASTER FARLEY'S RUSK REMIX)
2. LIAR / TIMES CHANGE [MEDLEY] (ALL HAIL THE MEN IN LYCRA TIGHTS MIX)
3. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 1)
4. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 2)
5. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 3)
6. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 4)
7. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 5)
8. FINE TIME (EXTENDED YAZZ JAZZ REMIX)
9. SUCH A CRAP SONG (PLECTRUM IN THE RECTUM MIX)
10. WORLD IN MOTION (FRANK SKINNER AND DAVID BADDIEL THREE LIONS GETTING FOOKING RAT-ARSED MIX)

CD3:

1. STATE OF THE NATION (BRUCE FORSYTH HAMMOND ORGAN MIX)
2. SHAME OF THE NATION (SUGAR 'N' SPICE AND LOTS OF VICE MIX)
3. MTO (THROBBING BUTTOCKS 'N' MILKSHAKES MIX)
4. MTO (YOUR FLY'S COME UNDONE MIX)
5. CRUD-CULTURE (BRIAN BLESSED'S INCONTINENCE MIX)
6. SUB-CULTURE (JOHN BOGIE'S INFAMOUS BEEF CURTAIN MIX)
7. EVERY LITTLE C**NTS (TAKE A WANK ON THE WILD SIDE LOU ROLL MIX)
8. SHAME OF THE NATION (HEATHER SMALL BODYFORM VOCAL MIX)
9. SHELLSHOCK (IT FELL ON THE FACTORY FLOOR MIX)
10. SHELLSHOCK (PINK PARROT HOBGOBLIN MIX)

CD4:

1. BLUE MONDAY (STEPPENWOLF WILD CHILD MIX)
2. C***FUSION (HALF-A-MR KIPLING FRUIT 'N' NUT CAKE MIX)
3. TURN THE HEATER ON (UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
4. TURN THE HEATER ON (EVEN MORE UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
5. BLUE MONDAY (FULL-ON HEAVY BREATHING GAS MASK MIX)
6. C***FUSION (TRANSATLANTIC TERRORISM MIX)
7. WE ALL STAND (DRIBBLING DOWN THE CHINS MIX)
8. WE ALL STAND (JIMMY SAVILE HOWZABOUT THAT THEN MIX)
9. PORNO 5-8-6 (DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN MIX)
10. HURT (EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK MIX)

CD5:

1. SISTER RAY (GERIATRICS ON FIRE MIX)
2. GET UP (I FEEL LIKE A SEX MACHINE) (DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS MIX)
3. NIGHT FEVER (ROCHDALE COWBOYS MIX)
4. YOU SEXY THING (SWIVEL THAT ASS LIKE YOU MEAN IT MIX)
5. PARADISE CITY/NOVEMBER RAIN/SWEET CHILD O' MINE (MEDLEY) (WHINGEING FANNY MIX)
6. THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT (BUSH WHACKER MIX)
7. TARZAN BOY (LET IT ALL HANG OUT MIX)
8. SUMMERTIME BLUES (STUNTED BELL BOY MIX)
9. PRIDE (IN THE NAME OF LOVE) (FLAPPING MULLET MIX)
10. SILVER MACHINE (CHAD VALLEY PEDAL SCOOTER MIX)

What's sad is that I thought they were real until around CD3.

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: The Worst of New Order:

A 4xCD Box set** maybe, with the Blue Monday 1988 dog depicted taking a dump on the cover maybe??

** initial quantities with a bonus 5th CD of exclusive and previously unreleased cover versions.

CD1:

1. JIZZ STREAM (EXTENDED BELCHING FROG MIX)
2. TOLD YOU SO (UB4O BAKED BEAN REMIX)
3. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (DEAF AS A POST MIX)
4. ROCK THE SHAG (BOBBY GILLESPIE CREAM EGG MIX)
5. JIZZ STREAM (ELEPHANT AND CASTLE BLOW DRIER MIX)
6. TOLD YOU SO (MAGIC NUMBERS COSMIC FLYING BEARD MIX)
7. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (BARRY GIBB ACAPELLA MIX)
8. ROCK THE SHAG (SCREAMING STEPHEN MIX)
9. BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE (ARMANDO IANUCCI COMEDY FULL HOUSE MIX)
10. LET'S GO (RAGGAMUFFIN TIMEBOMB AN' TING MIX)

CD2:

1. CHEMICAL (JACKMASTER FARLEY'S RUSK REMIX)
2. LIAR / TIMES CHANGE [MEDLEY] (ALL HAIL THE MEN IN LYCRA TIGHTS MIX)
3. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 1)
4. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 2)
5. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 3)
6. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 4)
7. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 5)
8. FINE TIME (EXTENDED YAZZ JAZZ REMIX)
9. SUCH A CRAP SONG (PLECTRUM IN THE RECTUM MIX)
10. WORLD IN MOTION (FRANK SKINNER AND DAVID BADDIEL THREE LIONS GETTING FOOKING RAT-ARSED MIX)

CD3:

1. STATE OF THE NATION (BRUCE FORSYTH HAMMOND ORGAN MIX)
2. SHAME OF THE NATION (SUGAR 'N' SPICE AND LOTS OF VICE MIX)
3. MTO (THROBBING BUTTOCKS 'N' MILKSHAKES MIX)
4. MTO (YOUR FLY'S COME UNDONE MIX)
5. CRUD-CULTURE (BRIAN BLESSED'S INCONTINENCE MIX)
6. SUB-CULTURE (JOHN BOGIE'S INFAMOUS BEEF CURTAIN MIX)
7. EVERY LITTLE C**NTS (TAKE A WANK ON THE WILD SIDE LOU ROLL MIX)
8. SHAME OF THE NATION (HEATHER SMALL BODYFORM VOCAL MIX)
9. SHELLSHOCK (IT FELL ON THE FACTORY FLOOR MIX)
10. SHELLSHOCK (PINK PARROT HOBGOBLIN MIX)

CD4:

1. BLUE MONDAY (STEPPENWOLF WILD CHILD MIX)
2. C***FUSION (HALF-A-MR KIPLING FRUIT 'N' NUT CAKE MIX)
3. TURN THE HEATER ON (UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
4. TURN THE HEATER ON (EVEN MORE UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
5. BLUE MONDAY (FULL-ON HEAVY BREATHING GAS MASK MIX)
6. C***FUSION (TRANSATLANTIC TERRORISM MIX)
7. WE ALL STAND (DRIBBLING DOWN THE CHINS MIX)
8. WE ALL STAND (JIMMY SAVILE HOWZABOUT THAT THEN MIX)
9. PORNO 5-8-6 (DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN MIX)
10. HURT (EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK MIX)

CD5:

1. SISTER RAY (GERIATRICS ON FIRE MIX)
2. GET UP (I FEEL LIKE A SEX MACHINE) (DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS MIX)
3. NIGHT FEVER (ROCHDALE COWBOYS MIX)
4. YOU SEXY THING (SWIVEL THAT ASS LIKE YOU MEAN IT MIX)
5. PARADISE CITY/NOVEMBER RAIN/SWEET CHILD O' MINE (MEDLEY) (WHINGEING FANNY MIX)
6. THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT (BUSH WHACKER MIX)
7. TARZAN BOY (LET IT ALL HANG OUT MIX)
8. SUMMERTIME BLUES (STUNTED BELL BOY MIX)
9. PRIDE (IN THE NAME OF LOVE) (FLAPPING MULLET MIX)
10. SILVER MACHINE (CHAD VALLEY PEDAL SCOOTER MIX)

superb! great effort

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: The Worst of New Order:

A 4xCD Box set** maybe, with the Blue Monday 1988 dog depicted taking a dump on the cover maybe??

** initial quantities with a bonus 5th CD of exclusive and previously unreleased cover versions.

CD1:

1. JIZZ STREAM (EXTENDED BELCHING FROG MIX)
2. TOLD YOU SO (UB4O BAKED BEAN REMIX)
3. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (DEAF AS A POST MIX)
4. ROCK THE SHAG (BOBBY GILLESPIE CREAM EGG MIX)
5. JIZZ STREAM (ELEPHANT AND CASTLE BLOW DRIER MIX)
6. TOLD YOU SO (MAGIC NUMBERS COSMIC FLYING BEARD MIX)
7. SOMEONE LIKE YOU (BARRY GIBB ACAPELLA MIX)
8. ROCK THE SHAG (SCREAMING STEPHEN MIX)
9. BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE (ARMANDO IANUCCI COMEDY FULL HOUSE MIX)
10. LET'S GO (RAGGAMUFFIN TIMEBOMB AN' TING MIX)

CD2:

1. CHEMICAL (JACKMASTER FARLEY'S RUSK REMIX)
2. LIAR / TIMES CHANGE [MEDLEY] (ALL HAIL THE MEN IN LYCRA TIGHTS MIX)
3. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 1)
4. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 2)
5. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 3)
6. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 4)
7. RUINED IN A DAY (SLY 'N' ROBBIE ELASTICATED BOGIE EXTENDED MIX PART 5)
8. FINE TIME (EXTENDED YAZZ JAZZ REMIX)
9. SUCH A CRAP SONG (PLECTRUM IN THE RECTUM MIX)
10. WORLD IN MOTION (FRANK SKINNER AND DAVID BADDIEL THREE LIONS GETTING FOOKING RAT-ARSED MIX)

CD3:

1. STATE OF THE NATION (BRUCE FORSYTH HAMMOND ORGAN MIX)
2. SHAME OF THE NATION (SUGAR 'N' SPICE AND LOTS OF VICE MIX)
3. MTO (THROBBING BUTTOCKS 'N' MILKSHAKES MIX)
4. MTO (YOUR FLY'S COME UNDONE MIX)
5. CRUD-CULTURE (BRIAN BLESSED'S INCONTINENCE MIX)
6. SUB-CULTURE (JOHN BOGIE'S INFAMOUS BEEF CURTAIN MIX)
7. EVERY LITTLE C**NTS (TAKE A WANK ON THE WILD SIDE LOU ROLL MIX)
8. SHAME OF THE NATION (HEATHER SMALL BODYFORM VOCAL MIX)
9. SHELLSHOCK (IT FELL ON THE FACTORY FLOOR MIX)
10. SHELLSHOCK (PINK PARROT HOBGOBLIN MIX)

CD4:

1. BLUE MONDAY (STEPPENWOLF WILD CHILD MIX)
2. C***FUSION (HALF-A-MR KIPLING FRUIT 'N' NUT CAKE MIX)
3. TURN THE HEATER ON (UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
4. TURN THE HEATER ON (EVEN MORE UTTERLY POINTLESS MIX)
5. BLUE MONDAY (FULL-ON HEAVY BREATHING GAS MASK MIX)
6. C***FUSION (TRANSATLANTIC TERRORISM MIX)
7. WE ALL STAND (DRIBBLING DOWN THE CHINS MIX)
8. WE ALL STAND (JIMMY SAVILE HOWZABOUT THAT THEN MIX)
9. PORNO 5-8-6 (DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN MIX)
10. HURT (EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK MIX)

CD5:

1. SISTER RAY (GERIATRICS ON FIRE MIX)
2. GET UP (I FEEL LIKE A SEX MACHINE) (DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS MIX)
3. NIGHT FEVER (ROCHDALE COWBOYS MIX)
4. YOU SEXY THING (SWIVEL THAT ASS LIKE YOU MEAN IT MIX)
5. PARADISE CITY/NOVEMBER RAIN/SWEET CHILD O' MINE (MEDLEY) (WHINGEING FANNY MIX)
6. THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT (BUSH WHACKER MIX)
7. TARZAN BOY (LET IT ALL HANG OUT MIX)
8. SUMMERTIME BLUES (STUNTED BELL BOY MIX)
9. PRIDE (IN THE NAME OF LOVE) (FLAPPING MULLET MIX)
10. SILVER MACHINE (CHAD VALLEY PEDAL SCOOTER MIX)

He's been working hard, this lad. Although where's the Slow Jam Miranda Sawyer Murray Mint Mix?

I just want to know how long it took to come up with all those titles?!?!?!

Fantastic.

How long??

It was a Blue Peter Job actually - the tracklisting for CDs 2-5 were already long in the can. My wife helped me with CD1 after we'd spent one evening getting pissed with our two dogs.......snigger snigger.....

John Cains wrote:

He's been working hard, this lad. Although where's the Slow Jam Miranda Sawyer Murray Mint Mix?

Oh BOLLOCKS! I knew we missed one out....

KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX! KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX! KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX! KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX! KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX! KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX! KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX! KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX! KRAFTY PHONES REALITY REMIX!

BIGGEST INSULT TO NEW ORDER EVERRRRRRR!

Regret (Fire Island Mix)

This song should NEVER be remixed.

By FAR it's the Sly and Robbie mixes of Ruined In A Day...all of which sound exactly the same

Remixes shouldn't be allowed as they are alreday a bastardisation of the original... and every other NO song has a context..for example, if I hadn't gone to the bar at Hammersmith Palais (10.11.85) during State of the Nation I would never have met my wife...

theives like us (vocal version - song is better without bernard`s daft lyrics) world in motion (except the caribineiri and b-side mixes) liar rock the shack