Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
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Merry Christmas to YOU Nic....and thank you and your comrades for your work on this site, which I only discovered last year, after 22 years of being a New Order junkie.
What a remarkable year for this band...it really has been a great album, no matter what the individual opinions on songs like Jetstream....and remixes galore for me, the electronic beats and house music junkie...I couldnt ask for more, except maybe a record company that actually makes sense.
A toast to the band...may each of them be as happy as they've made me.
Merry Christmas everyone.
john
Merry Christmas to all - thanks for all your hard work and endeavours on this great website.
A toast to the band that brings some joy to all our lives ( not too mushy I hope ) - Cheers
....and if you boys read this ( and Gillian of course ) thanks a million and 'keep it coming'
Is this 'the' official season's greeting thread?
Joyeuses Fêtes à vous et vôtres!
Happy Non-Denominational holidays to you and yours!
merry everything or nothing, depending upon your individual beliefs. can't leave you heathens out. now what do Vikings do for a winter holiday?
Happy holidays! Time for Nic to dig out that classic Christmas sketch from the year 2000 again.
All the best to all NOOLers here....now and into the coming year...catch up with all of you again soon.:D
Seasons greetings from The Shugster to everyone on here over this festive period. Be good and be safe.
God Bless 
Sod off you filthy wankers...
Erm...that's not very festive...
Dear Santa...
all I want for Christmas is a New order water bottle...
I've been very good all year...I didn't push any little old ladies into the street...I quit setting stray cats on fire...and I only masturbated twice the whole year....
Hope you have a good CHRIMBO Nick.And a BIG UP for a fantastic site that's too bloody addictive!
Here's to another 5 years. :beer3: 
Merry Christmas and the best for the year to come ! I met some of you at the hall of fame but so many names or nicknames to remind ! But I will never forget that nice time !
I would be so happy to have some news from Chant (if someone can help me)
Greetings to all, 2005 certainly was a great year, NO-wise, hope things continue on that front. for all of the great people on this site, starting with the webmasters.
Hope everyone's been having a brilliant Christmas and that you have a great New Year too! :)
Greetings all! Hope everyone is healthy and happy for 2006.. Does anyone know if the lads are performing in early or mid 2006? Going to be in Paris mid Feb, and London during June and July..
Cheers...
hope all Evertonians Chrimbo gets a lot worse...
...especially beginning tonight at 8 O'clock.
john kershaw wrote: hope all Evertonians Chrimbo gets a lot worse...
...especially beginning tonight at 8 O'clock.
You evil man!
Arsenal- should i go, freeze and watch Arsenal struggle to score, or, should i give my season ticket up for one of my mates instead? (only for one game mind!)
you know bonz.....I can see dinner getting out of hand....you talking footbal and me talking F1 LOL
let's stick to NO :D
Steve Campbell wrote: you know bonz.....I can see dinner getting out of hand....you talking footbal and me talking F1 LOL
let's stick to NO :D
Maybe......... i'll just spend the evening with you. Do your head in for the night. Chat football etc.... I can talk Cricket if that's any use?????
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: hope all Evertonians Chrimbo gets a lot worse...
...especially beginning tonight at 8 O'clock.
You evil man!
Arsenal- should i go, freeze and watch Arsenal struggle to score, or, should i give my season ticket up for one of my mates instead? (only for one game mind!)
one game me arse. bet you've missed loads.
it's better :D By the time the 2nd bottle's half gone tho I'll definitely be into stories about my great online Grand Prix victories, and if you mention Cricket, well......actually, come to think of it I'll probably start sobbing over my APALLING shiteness at stick cricket and the fact that maya is kicking my arse.
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: hope all Evertonians Chrimbo gets a lot worse...
...especially beginning tonight at 8 O'clock.
You evil man!
Arsenal- should i go, freeze and watch Arsenal struggle to score, or, should i give my season ticket up for one of my mates instead? (only for one game mind!)
one game me arse. bet you've missed loads.
How much do you bet?
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: hope all Evertonians Chrimbo gets a lot worse...
...especially beginning tonight at 8 O'clock.
You evil man!
Arsenal- should i go, freeze and watch Arsenal struggle to score, or, should i give my season ticket up for one of my mates instead? (only for one game mind!)
one game me arse. bet you've missed loads.
How much do you bet?
all bets off. you've probably been to more than me. i've missed two so far. Portsmouth and Boiled Ham at Anfield. second half against the Magpies on Boxing Day was a blur. Some guy gave me a go of his green spliff at half time. i was wacked before i even went up the stairs. couldn't concentrate, leg was shaking and me eyes were like pissholes in the snow. never again (the kopites booing Michael Owen i couldn't figure. he was a great player for LFC. Never boo an Ex-player.
john kershaw wrote:
Some guy gave me a go of his green spliff at half time. i was wacked before i even went up the stairs. couldn't concentrate, leg was shaking and me eyes were like pissholes in the snow. never again
sounds v much like my experience on Boxing Day, except I carried on drinking and made a knob out of myself on here. Only just recovered.
No more weed for me, sends me loopy
:\ohwell:
Barney Army wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Some guy gave me a go of his green spliff at half time. i was wacked before i even went up the stairs. couldn't concentrate, leg was shaking and me eyes were like pissholes in the snow. never again
sounds v much like my experience on Boxing Day, except I carried on drinking and made a knob out of myself on here. Only just recovered.
No more weed for me, sends me loopy
:\ohwell:
i'll be watchin tonight's Derby from the uncomfortable position of the Gladwys Street End. its all i could get. Oh Shit. Oh Shit. Oh Shit. So if you see a loon gettin filled in after Liverpool score. it might be me.
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
john kershaw wrote: hope all Evertonians Chrimbo gets a lot worse...
...especially beginning tonight at 8 O'clock.
You evil man!
Arsenal- should i go, freeze and watch Arsenal struggle to score, or, should i give my season ticket up for one of my mates instead? (only for one game mind!)
one game me arse. bet you've missed loads.
How much do you bet?
all bets off. you've probably been to more than me. i've missed two so far. Portsmouth and Boiled Ham at Anfield. second half against the Magpies on Boxing Day was a blur. Some guy gave me a go of his green spliff at half time. i was wacked before i even went up the stairs. couldn't concentrate, leg was shaking and me eyes were like pissholes in the snow. never again (the kopites booing Michael Owen i couldn't figure. he was a great player for LFC. Never boo an Ex-player.
I never got the booing of Michael Owen. He was a good player for Liverpool. Thought he was one of your legends!
Yeah- never, ever do drugs at football. Bad move. Let's not go there actually
john kershaw wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Some guy gave me a go of his green spliff at half time. i was wacked before i even went up the stairs. couldn't concentrate, leg was shaking and me eyes were like pissholes in the snow. never again
sounds v much like my experience on Boxing Day, except I carried on drinking and made a knob out of myself on here. Only just recovered.
No more weed for me, sends me loopy
:\ohwell:
Have you made a will? 
shit i hope its not like the 96 Cup Semi at Old Trafford. we were in the stand where fergie sits. It was mostly all Villa Fans. Fowler scored with a header, and i got nutted by a villa man in his forties. so it went off. the Plod moved in, and we were moved at half time thru the maze of underground tunnels to the other side of the pitch. Death threats came thick and fast during that first half. can't remember any action apart from that first goal.
and then to make it worse, Cantona scored the winner in the boring final.
john kershaw wrote: shit i hope its not like the 96 Cup Semi at Old Trafford. we were in the stand where fergie sits. It was mostly all Villa Fans. Fowler scored with a header, and i got nutted by a villa man in his forties. so it went off. the Plod moved in, and we were moved at half time thru the maze of underground tunnels to the other side of the pitch. Death threats came thick and fast during that first half. can't remember any action apart from that first goal.
and then to make it worse, Cantona scored the winner in the boring final.
Sorry. That was quite a story. I've a million like them. Good and bad. I'm writing a book about it all- hard getting into it though. I know it will be a bestseller.
Just so we're clear- you leave everything you own to Bonzette, if you fail to return from tonights match. Good. Glad we got that one sorted
Barney Army wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Some guy gave me a go of his green spliff at half time. i was wacked before i even went up the stairs. couldn't concentrate, leg was shaking and me eyes were like pissholes in the snow. never again
sounds v much like my experience on Boxing Day, except I carried on drinking and made a knob out of myself on here. Only just recovered.
No more weed for me, sends me loopy
:\ohwell:
take it from a dedicated pot head pixie....NEVER EVER no matter how good an idea it seems at the time.....drink THEN SMOKE.
It'll fuck you up every single time...doubly so if it's nice greenery and not fucking brown plasticene. It acts as a multiplier....get's you twice as fucked right away......if you've had 10 pints....mr weedy waves his wand and BOOM you feel like you've had 20. the trick is to smoke AS YOU DRINK, I've taken a few people who've suffered terrible traumas like you and the Scouse lightweight did...taught them that little factoid and watched them get deeply banana'd in perfect happiness.
Gotta say tho a football match sounds like a VERY bad place to be stoned even for a pro waster....certainly not a good plan for part timers. All that shouting and really steaming people....not good...nope, best stick to forrests and beaches and up mountains.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
john kershaw wrote:
Some guy gave me a go of his green spliff at half time. i was wacked before i even went up the stairs. couldn't concentrate, leg was shaking and me eyes were like pissholes in the snow. never again
sounds v much like my experience on Boxing Day, except I carried on drinking and made a knob out of myself on here. Only just recovered.
No more weed for me, sends me loopy
:\ohwell:
take it from a dedicated pot head pixie....NEVER EVER no matter how good an idea it seems at the time.....drink THEN SMOKE.
It'll fuck you up every single time...doubly so if it's nice greenery and not fucking brown plasticene. It acts as a multiplier....get's you twice as fucked right away......if you've had 10 pints....mr weedy waves his wand and BOOM you feel like you've had 20. the trick is to smoke AS YOU DRINK, I've taken a few people who've suffered terrible traumas like you and the Scouse lightweight did...taught them that little factoid and watched them get deeply banana'd in perfect happiness.
Gotta say tho a football match sounds like a VERY bad place to be stoned even for a pro waster....certainly not a good plan for part timers. All that shouting and really steaming people....not good...nope, best stick to forrests and beaches and up mountains.
And Steve Campbell's bedroom Errr........... thank's for the step by step guide to getting stoned.
So kids, you heard it here first from uncle Steve
not a guide to getting wrecked....a guide to not making a giant swollen nipple of yourself :D
You've been great, well some less than others apparently 
Cheers and see ya next year.
:bighug:
Happy NOOL year to everyone here from the Irish Order!
(Just spoke to Elias in Greece - He is in 2006 while I'm still in 2005! - cool):D
