does anyone have barneys, hookeys, stephens, or phils email?
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charlie vo wrote: does anyone have barneys, hookeys, stephens, or phils email? im only 13
Mr Campbell does!
he does NOT....all he has is the email addresses of a bunch of mad women....if you want those you can have them mate....yer girl bonzette there...she's WELL dirty so she is:)
Steve Campbell wrote: he does NOT....all he has is the email addresses of a bunch of mad women....if you want those you can have them mate....yer girl bonzette there...she's WELL dirty so she is:)
Don't listen to him. Im his ex-wife. very bitter- very bitter. I rinsed him for every penny- all £3.37p of it. never been forgiven. I ran off with the milkman, who could blame me? But seriously. A good place to start is the record label. Or................ buy every album you can, every book you can. Go to as many more gigs as you can. Become a Barney's Angel. Then at the end of it, decide if you still really need to e-mail them.
Ex-husband- watch it mate, watch it. i'm armed with milk bottles, and dangerous.
Steve Campbell wrote: RSPCA still want your address for what you did to Mr fluffy, you whore
See-lowering the tone infront of young ones. Shame on you. No wonder i left him!
Don't think i trusted you did you?
I don't think that they would give away their contact info that easily. I guess you could write to the Warners' record company, or somewhere else that is relevant. It doesn't hurt to try. I wrote fan mail to other celebrities before.
cozmonite61 wrote: I don't think that they would give away their contact info that easily. I guess you could write to the Warners' record company, or somewhere else that is relevant. It doesn't hurt to try. I wrote fan mail to other celebrities before.
i dare say this is another put on. i just haven't figured out who the thread starter is yet. could it be Shug?
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
cozmonite61 wrote: I don't think that they would give away their contact info that easily. I guess you could write to the Warners' record company, or somewhere else that is relevant. It doesn't hurt to try. I wrote fan mail to other celebrities before.
i dare say this is another put on. i just haven't figured out who the thread starter is yet. could it be Shug?
Not sure, but that person did e-mail Steve last night, after i said said Cambo knew their e-mail adresses, to ask for NO's emails! Had to do a bit of damage limitation- just incase it is genuine.
Steve- non too happy- i was in tears laughing though! First time Steve was lost for words!
charlie vo wrote: does anyone have barneys, hookeys, stephens, or phils email? im only 13
Hi Charlie
I've learned the only way to get a message across to New Order is to be right at the front of a gig (normally this involves enduring painful 'warm-up' bands before for 3+ hours) then shouting your message in the 10 secs between True Faith and Temptation when Barney is in the middle of telling everyone that Temptation is 'his' song.
Good luck.
Missy Jem wrote: Campbell, what's with the avatar again?
Dunno, I felt I'd uglyed the place up with my gob for long enough So I got my old hero HAL to fill in for a while.
I am VERy hungover just now. Bonzette has much to answer for :D
Steve Campbell wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Campbell, what's with the avatar again?
Dunno, I felt I'd uglyed the place up with my gob for long enough So I got my old hero HAL to fill in for a while.
I am VERy hungover just now. Bonzette has much to answer for :D
Morning Cambo!
How did it go, do you start slurring on the forums?
I'm gonna do it soon, we'll have a computer sesh!
Put me down as "impartial observer" after last night I need a break....NOOLday is gonna take serious training. I already stood my mum up on a trip to tesco and would be getting back into bed right now except Leanne's about to phone to tell me all about HER work fiasco last night :)
You have to go through the management to get in touch man...
By the way, if any of you crazy NOOLers do have an email adress of one of the band, I don't think it would be good to hand them round, cos I dunno about them but if I was in a huge band and woke up to find 130 emails from fans I'd just be like :(
Anyway, not liking the new picture Campbell
Missy Jem wrote: How did it go, do you start slurring on the forums?
I'm gonna do it soon, we'll have a computer sesh!
Your spelling gets, even worse then usual! Cambo gets even funnier.
It was a ghost town on here last night- not a sole insight- apart from a VERY drunk Barney Army!
Defo have a sesh!
Jack_H wrote: You have to go through the management to get in touch man...
By the way, if any of you crazy NOOLers do have an email adress of one of the band, I don't think it would be good to hand them round, cos I dunno about them but if I was in a huge band and woke up to find 130 emails from fans I'd just be like :(
Anyway, not liking the new picture Campbell
You are of course right about the email address. And no one here would do that anyway. Besides....whoever did such a thing would be picking eccleshall shards out of their head for a month after the next gig.
People are not digging the HAL9000 avatar it seems. damn yer eyes the lot of you. I'll have to think of a new one....no more mugshots tho, I been stinkying the place up with those for too long (and between you and me Jack....it attracted the wrong sort of girl)
I think you should put on a picture of the Manchester United badge, or failing that, a picture of Kelly Brook 
Steve Campbell wrote:
Jack_H wrote: You have to go through the management to get in touch man...
By the way, if any of you crazy NOOLers do have an email adress of one of the band, I don't think it would be good to hand them round, cos I dunno about them but if I was in a huge band and woke up to find 130 emails from fans I'd just be like :(
Anyway, not liking the new picture Campbell
You are of course right about the email address. And no one here would do that anyway. Besides....whoever did such a thing would be picking eccleshall shards out of their head for a month after the next gig.
People are not digging the HAL9000 avatar it seems. damn yer eyes the lot of you. I'll have to think of a new one....no more mugshots tho, I been stinkying the place up with those for too long (and between you and me Jack....it attracted the wrong sort of girl)
You should be more careful!
u shaaadaaaap or i'll knock you out, tie ribbon in yer hair and leave you on jack's doorstep as a Xmas pressie from NOOL (as long as he promises to look after you, feed you, and clean out your cage)
Bonzette wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
cozmonite61 wrote: I don't think that they would give away their contact info that easily. I guess you could write to the Warners' record company, or somewhere else that is relevant. It doesn't hurt to try. I wrote fan mail to other celebrities before.
i dare say this is another put on. i just haven't figured out who the thread starter is yet. could it be Shug?
Not sure, but that person did e-mail Steve last night, after i said said Cambo knew their e-mail adresses, to ask for NO's emails! Had to do a bit of damage limitation- just incase it is genuine.
Steve- non too happy- i was in tears laughing though! First time Steve was lost for words!
if this guy is genuine, then his next question will be, "when will New Order play in my home town?"
All right Jacko...is that avatar any more to your liking? (not puttin man u there cos I don't do football cept for 1 month every 4 years....and Kelly's fit....but really...can you imagine the beating Missy and Bonzette and all would give me for it?)
And it's a PART of me too :D
Steve Campbell wrote: All right Jacko...is that avatar any more to your liking? (not puttin man u there cos I don't do football cept for 1 month every 4 years....and Kelly's fit....but really...can you imagine the beating Missy and Bonzette and all would give me for it?)
And it's a PART of me too :D
Wise words Steve!
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: All right Jacko...is that avatar any more to your liking? (not puttin man u there cos I don't do football cept for 1 month every 4 years....and Kelly's fit....but really...can you imagine the beating Missy and Bonzette and all would give me for it?)
And it's a PART of me too :D
Wise words Steve!
Now now Bonz, you know I'm no letch :D and you know I only have eyes for my Angels.
Twist you only have mail adresses for the voices in yer head mate :)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: All right Jacko...is that avatar any more to your liking? (not puttin man u there cos I don't do football cept for 1 month every 4 years....and Kelly's fit....but really...can you imagine the beating Missy and Bonzette and all would give me for it?)
And it's a PART of me too :D
Wise words Steve!
Now now Bonz, you know I'm no letch :D and you know I only have eyes for my Angels.
Twist you only have mail adresses for the voices in yer head mate :)
I'm going for a much needed sleep now
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
cozmonite61 wrote: I don't think that they would give away their contact info that easily. I guess you could write to the Warners' record company, or somewhere else that is relevant. It doesn't hurt to try. I wrote fan mail to other celebrities before.
i dare say this is another put on. i just haven't figured out who the thread starter is yet. could it be Shug?
Fuck me, do I come across as that sad Ronald? Ya cheeky bast!
I think I will retire with the Rocket at 9,999 
I can imagine if anyone were ever to hand out that sort of personal detail, there'd be a group of us here who'd sort them out really well and give them a few things to think about the next time they want to divulge something like that. 
melly (msh) wrote: I can imagine if anyone were ever to hand out that sort of personal detail, there'd be a group of us here who'd sort them out really well and give them a few things to think about the next time they want to divulge something like that.
I would think so, they certainly wouldn't be tremendously popular. Mind you we'd all take notes and send Brnard abusive (in my case, in yours...suggestive, tending towards the hardcore pornograpic) emails wen drunk.
Dear Barney, how can you STILL not know your own songs you fookin pillock
steve 34 and 2/3
Steve Campbell wrote:
melly (msh) wrote: I can imagine if anyone were ever to hand out that sort of personal detail, there'd be a group of us here who'd sort them out really well and give them a few things to think about the next time they want to divulge something like that.
I would think so, they certainly wouldn't be tremendously popular. Mind you we'd all take notes and send Brnard abusive (in my case, in yours...suggestive, tending towards the hardcore pornograpic) emails wen drunk.
Dear Barney, how can you STILL not know your own songs you fookin pillock
steve 34 and 2/3
As if! (we'd have pornographic thoughts about Barney- what the hell gave you that impression?)
Bonz- 10+10+4+2+2=
Shug wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
cozmonite61 wrote: I don't think that they would give away their contact info that easily. I guess you could write to the Warners' record company, or somewhere else that is relevant. It doesn't hurt to try. I wrote fan mail to other celebrities before.
i dare say this is another put on. i just haven't figured out who the thread starter is yet. could it be Shug?
I think I will retire with the Rocket at 9,999
i dunno if figured if a rocket can turn into a hamster, then anything is possibe. although i would have actually expected a higher standard if it were you. my humble aplogies.
Jack_H wrote: I think you should put on.... a picture of Kelly Brook
Oi Jack - there's a queue there
Her sister's a Joe McBride an' all! Lives near me. Have been known to engineer the time I catch the train!
wow!! that's well cool, well next time you see her sister, tell her i think her sister kelly is awesome, and that i would treat her loads better than billy zane...
Anyone else hear the sound of Mrs Jack wolloping the bugger just there? Is it just me or is KellyB imune to aging?
Nah, all I could hear was the sound of Jack bashing the bishop at the prospect of a threesome with KB and Mrs Jack!
I deny nothing....but I've just had Missy Jem on the phone, I'm too blissed out to even fookin notice other women.
/steve does "mutley float"[1] so high he shows up on missile warning radar.
She sounds as daft as she posts and as good as she looks.
[1] You have of course no fucking clue what a mutley float is....ask mum/dad/odd aunties and uncles about "stop the pigeon" and "mutley getting a medal" :)
where's your faith man?? i do know what a mutley float is!!
wacky races was awesome they should bring it back...all about penelope pitstop really though
Kelly Brook is classic, well done for not denying it, u just can't deny it i mean just look at her!!
Well it's a better avatar :D
I'm outta here, in case you aint about tomorrow, have a fuckin blinder of a xmas matey!
kelly brook?!? she's a minger! i'm not saying i'm all that, but as for 'models' or 'actresses' or even the general public, she's got nothing on kate beckinsale, angelina jolie, keira knightley, evangeline lilly, beyonce, halle berry...need i go on?
as for 'regular people,' this lass, olivia wilde, went to my high school. she was on the show the O.C. for a while. beats kelly brock by a mile!
Jack_H wrote: LOL!!
Come on you can't deny she is just unbelievably hot!
I'll give you that, she's gorgeous. Though, for myself, I'd like her a ton better (as a normal gal) if she'd stop making a total spectacle of herself - but then again, it's appealing to people. :P
I'm having trouble with how she finds Zane gorgeous, though.. maybe he's just got a big one in his pocket.
melly (msh) wrote:
Jack_H wrote: LOL!!
Come on you can't deny she is just unbelievably hot!
I'm having trouble with how she finds Zane gorgeous, though.. maybe he's just got a big one in his pocket.
I notice you don't specify big wallet or big willie....both are just as effective on that sort i'd say :D
Steve Campbell wrote:
melly (msh) wrote:
Jack_H wrote: LOL!!
Come on you can't deny she is just unbelievably hot!
I'm having trouble with how she finds Zane gorgeous, though.. maybe he's just got a big one in his pocket.
I notice you don't specify big wallet or big willie....both are just as effective on that sort i'd say :D
Now, now, he could really just have a big #1 sitting in his pocket, and on the off chance he doesn't, maybe he's just got an enormous dollar bill rolled up to look like he's got something to work with?
LOl ya daft bugger U really should be in bed melly...if you're up this late tonight. Santa will leave you ashes :)
Jack_H wrote: Top o'the mornin to ya Steve :)
Oooh it's Christmas Eve, what's Santa bringing you then???
A new Keyboard!?
No bonz you tart...the KB shop was cheap KB free :D I don't use keyboards costing more than a fiver these days...ever since I realised you can fuck up 40 quid's worth as quick as 4 quid's worth. (some people have suggested this £5 limit extends to my music keyboards too, it's all lies).
EDIT: for those who don't know...buggerlugs bonzette here made me blow wine out every facial orrifice all over my KB which is now sticky and wrecked...I also JUSt caught my new flat screen monitor with some....any worse and I'd have kicked her ass :D
santa is bringing me a dvd recorder, so that I can transfer 7 years of Grands Prix from vhs to dvd and throw out hundreds of smelly vhs tapes. It will also give me a roundabout way to video inside my computer (I'have had a few terrible experiences with tv cards...fucking PCI virus they are :D )
Leanne's getting me a watch to replace the one she bought me last year that is now in a landfill somewhere near Manchester, following it's demise 3 bars into ceremony.
And what of you folks, Madam Bonz, Miss melly and Our jack?
Steve Campbell wrote: No bonz you tart...the KB shop was cheap KB free :D I don't use keyboards costing more than a fiver these days...ever since I realised you can fuck up 40 quid's worth as quick as 4 quid's worth. (some people have suggested this £5 limit extends to my music keyboards too, it's all lies).
EDIT: for those who don't know...buggerlugs bonzette here made me blow wine out every facial orrifice all over my KB which is now sticky and wrecked...I also JUSt caught my new flat screen monitor with some....any worse and I'd have kicked her ass :D
santa is bringing me a dvd recorder, so that I can transfer 7 years of Grands Prix from vhs to dvd and throw out hundreds of smelly vhs tapes. It will also give me a roundabout way to video inside my computer (I'have had a few terrible experiences with tv cards...fucking PCI virus they are :D )
Leanne's getting me a watch to replace the one she bought me last year that is now in a landfill somewhere near Manchester, following it's demise 3 bars into ceremony.
And what of you folks, Madam Bonz, Miss melly and Our jack?
Steve Campbell, naked- except for a ribbon and tag and a receipt!
Have no idea. Would like that new sony MP3 player, or a digital camera. Don't think i'll get either of these so will go out boxing day and buy them as presents to myself:)
Most of all, can't wait to spend time with my family, especially my brothers, 2 of them anyway. We'll be going for a few drinks tonight.
Little one has the pox today. Poor thing so more than anything, i hope my son still has a special Christmas. Love you my little soldier
You'd never get me in the oven Bonz, tho I would lat til the middle of january, lots of good currying meat on my legs.
Nothing sucks ass more than being sick on Xmas day. Still it might take the edge of the Xmas eve insomnia kids tend to suffer) Pox as in chicken? or pox as in dreaded lurgi (or flu as some call it).
even worse when at school age....you get to be sick on YOUR time not school time...that truly sucks.
Steve Campbell wrote: You'd never get me in the oven Bonz, tho I would lat til the middle of january, lots of good currying meat on my legs.
Nothing sucks ass more than being sick on Xmas day. Still it might take the edge of the Xmas eve insomnia kids tend to suffer) Pox as in chicken? or pox as in dreaded lurgi (or flu as some call it).
even worse when at school age....you get to be sick on YOUR time not school time...that truly sucks.
chicken! He's fine in himself though- just got little spots everywhere- bless:) He's excited, so can't really see i going to sleep tonight. Half a bottle of drowsy calpol may help though
He cried bacuse he thought having pox would mean he could NOT go to school! What a guy!
Alien!
My mum reckons the secret to getting kids to sleep is bouncing them in your arms good and high....in a room with very low celings.....I suppose that makes a lot of sense when you see me really :D
Steve Campbell wrote: Alien!
My mum reckons the secret to getting kids to sleep is bouncing them in your arms good and high....in a room with very low celings.....I suppose that makes a lot of sense when you see me really :D
Oh dear. You turned out semi ok though! I'll stick to the "knock out with drugs" method. Not so easy to get caught by Social Services!
AgentWood wrote:
as for 'regular people,' this lass, olivia wilde, went to my high school. she was on the show the O.C. for a while. beats kelly brock by a mile!
I'd definitely do her.....but I'd be thinking of Kelly, Christy ;)
I wanna know if her and Christie were good mates or not (need a character referrence). ( I can hear male minds everywhere thinking "WTF does that matter"....easy lads, means you might actually be able to stomach her company the next morming instead of the old "get yer knickers on love yer taxi's here" technique)
Shug wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
as for 'regular people,' this lass, olivia wilde, went to my high school. she was on the show the O.C. for a while. beats kelly brock by a mile!
I'd definitely do her.....but I'd be thinking of Kelly, Christy ;)
I did think about starting a new thread, but........does anyone regularly think about Shuglet "on the job" (as we used to say at secondary school).
I know I do.
Well no....but the question is....are you thinking of Shug-on-the-job or are you thinking of Shug while you're at it yourself?
Kelly v Olivia
Kelly has that nose issue but Olivia has that butchered eyebrow issue. We'll have to let DigiMike have a crack at them in bed to determine and make the final call.
Shug wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
as for 'regular people,' this lass, olivia wilde, went to my high school. she was on the show the O.C. for a while. beats kelly brock by a mile!
I'd definitely do her.....but I'd be thinking of Kelly, Christy ;)
i do know which one of these former school mates i'd like to meet. 
The only person of note I went to high school with is the girl that Mike Tyson went to jail for raping. At least my town is known for something.
(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:
Shug wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
as for 'regular people,' this lass, olivia wilde, went to my high school. she was on the show the O.C. for a while. beats kelly brock by a mile!
I'd definitely do her.....but I'd be thinking of Kelly, Christy ;)
I did think about starting a new thread, but........does anyone regularly think about Shuglet "on the job" (as we used to say at secondary school).
I know I do.
Martin - I tend to think of you, Steve and Shug in a threesome with Rocket Mick and Tim looking on, taking bets on who's going to come first. And it's NEVER me... :)
