does anyone have barneys, hookeys, stephens, or phils email?

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: All right Jacko...is that avatar any more to your liking? (not puttin man u there cos I don't do football cept for 1 month every 4 years....and Kelly's fit....but really...can you imagine the beating Missy and Bonzette and all would give me for it?)

And it's a PART of me too :D

Wise words Steve!

Now now Bonz, you know I'm no letch :D and you know I only have eyes for my Angels.

Twist you only have mail adresses for the voices in yer head mate :)

I'm going for a much needed sleep now

I can imagine if anyone were ever to hand out that sort of personal detail, there'd be a group of us here who'd sort them out really well and give them a few things to think about the next time they want to divulge something like that.

melly (msh) wrote: I can imagine if anyone were ever to hand out that sort of personal detail, there'd be a group of us here who'd sort them out really well and give them a few things to think about the next time they want to divulge something like that.

I would think so, they certainly wouldn't be tremendously popular. Mind you we'd all take notes and send Brnard abusive (in my case, in yours...suggestive, tending towards the hardcore pornograpic) emails wen drunk.

Dear Barney, how can you STILL not know your own songs you fookin pillock

steve 34 and 2/3

Steve Campbell wrote:

melly (msh) wrote: I can imagine if anyone were ever to hand out that sort of personal detail, there'd be a group of us here who'd sort them out really well and give them a few things to think about the next time they want to divulge something like that.

I would think so, they certainly wouldn't be tremendously popular. Mind you we'd all take notes and send Brnard abusive (in my case, in yours...suggestive, tending towards the hardcore pornograpic) emails wen drunk.

Dear Barney, how can you STILL not know your own songs you fookin pillock

steve 34 and 2/3

As if! (we'd have pornographic thoughts about Barney- what the hell gave you that impression?)

Bonz- 10+10+4+2+2=

Shug wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

cozmonite61 wrote: I don't think that they would give away their contact info that easily. I guess you could write to the Warners' record company, or somewhere else that is relevant. It doesn't hurt to try. I wrote fan mail to other celebrities before.

i dare say this is another put on. i just haven't figured out who the thread starter is yet. could it be Shug?

Fuck me, do I come across as that sad Ronald? Ya cheeky bast!

I think I will retire with the Rocket at 9,999

i dunno if figured if a rocket can turn into a hamster, then anything is possibe. although i would have actually expected a higher standard if it were you. my humble aplogies.

Enough of us here to really spam their inboxes and uberpiss em off.

Has anyone tried

Hooky@AOL.com? M1@MSN.com Gillian@yahoo.com Hooky@bass.org

Jack_H wrote: I think you should put on.... a picture of Kelly Brook

Oi Jack - there's a queue there

Her sister's a Joe McBride an' all! Lives near me. Have been known to engineer the time I catch the train!

wow!! that's well cool, well next time you see her sister, tell her i think her sister kelly is awesome, and that i would treat her loads better than billy zane...

Anyone else hear the sound of Mrs Jack wolloping the bugger just there? Is it just me or is KellyB imune to aging?

Nah, all I could hear was the sound of Jack bashing the bishop at the prospect of a threesome with KB and Mrs Jack!

Here you go Jack. Francis Lee will be delighted in you

Where it's at

LOL!!

Come on you can't deny she is just unbelievably hot!

I deny nothing....but I've just had Missy Jem on the phone, I'm too blissed out to even fookin notice other women.

/steve does "mutley float"[1] so high he shows up on missile warning radar.

She sounds as daft as she posts and as good as she looks.

[1] You have of course no fucking clue what a mutley float is....ask mum/dad/odd aunties and uncles about "stop the pigeon" and "mutley getting a medal" :)

where's your faith man?? i do know what a mutley float is!!

wacky races was awesome they should bring it back...all about penelope pitstop really though

Kelly Brook is classic, well done for not denying it, u just can't deny it i mean just look at her!!

Well it's a better avatar :D

I'm outta here, in case you aint about tomorrow, have a fuckin blinder of a xmas matey!

kelly brook?!? she's a minger! i'm not saying i'm all that, but as for 'models' or 'actresses' or even the general public, she's got nothing on kate beckinsale, angelina jolie, keira knightley, evangeline lilly, beyonce, halle berry...need i go on?

as for 'regular people,' this lass, olivia wilde, went to my high school. she was on the show the O.C. for a while. beats kelly brock by a mile!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Jack_H wrote: LOL!!

Come on you can't deny she is just unbelievably hot!

I'll give you that, she's gorgeous. Though, for myself, I'd like her a ton better (as a normal gal) if she'd stop making a total spectacle of herself - but then again, it's appealing to people. :P

I'm having trouble with how she finds Zane gorgeous, though.. maybe he's just got a big one in his pocket.

What he (Jacko) said

(ps, you have her number?) (for jack, not me, of course :D )

melly (msh) wrote:

Jack_H wrote: LOL!!

Come on you can't deny she is just unbelievably hot!

I'll give you that, she's gorgeous. Though, for myself, I'd like her a ton better (as a normal gal) if she'd stop making a total spectacle of herself - but then again, it's appealing to people. :P

I'm having trouble with how she finds Zane gorgeous, though.. maybe he's just got a big one in his pocket.

I notice you don't specify big wallet or big willie....both are just as effective on that sort i'd say :D

Steve Campbell wrote:

melly (msh) wrote:

Jack_H wrote: LOL!!

Come on you can't deny she is just unbelievably hot!

I'll give you that, she's gorgeous. Though, for myself, I'd like her a ton better (as a normal gal) if she'd stop making a total spectacle of herself - but then again, it's appealing to people. :P

I'm having trouble with how she finds Zane gorgeous, though.. maybe he's just got a big one in his pocket.

I notice you don't specify big wallet or big willie....both are just as effective on that sort i'd say :D

Now, now, he could really just have a big #1 sitting in his pocket, and on the off chance he doesn't, maybe he's just got an enormous dollar bill rolled up to look like he's got something to work with?

LOl ya daft bugger U really should be in bed melly...if you're up this late tonight. Santa will leave you ashes :)

Top o'the mornin to ya Steve :)

Oooh it's Christmas Eve, what's Santa bringing you then???

Jack_H wrote: Top o'the mornin to ya Steve :)

Oooh it's Christmas Eve, what's Santa bringing you then???

A new Keyboard!?

No bonz you tart...the KB shop was cheap KB free :D I don't use keyboards costing more than a fiver these days...ever since I realised you can fuck up 40 quid's worth as quick as 4 quid's worth. (some people have suggested this £5 limit extends to my music keyboards too, it's all lies).

EDIT: for those who don't know...buggerlugs bonzette here made me blow wine out every facial orrifice all over my KB which is now sticky and wrecked...I also JUSt caught my new flat screen monitor with some....any worse and I'd have kicked her ass :D

santa is bringing me a dvd recorder, so that I can transfer 7 years of Grands Prix from vhs to dvd and throw out hundreds of smelly vhs tapes. It will also give me a roundabout way to video inside my computer (I'have had a few terrible experiences with tv cards...fucking PCI virus they are :D )

Leanne's getting me a watch to replace the one she bought me last year that is now in a landfill somewhere near Manchester, following it's demise 3 bars into ceremony.

And what of you folks, Madam Bonz, Miss melly and Our jack?

Steve Campbell wrote: No bonz you tart...the KB shop was cheap KB free :D I don't use keyboards costing more than a fiver these days...ever since I realised you can fuck up 40 quid's worth as quick as 4 quid's worth. (some people have suggested this £5 limit extends to my music keyboards too, it's all lies).

EDIT: for those who don't know...buggerlugs bonzette here made me blow wine out every facial orrifice all over my KB which is now sticky and wrecked...I also JUSt caught my new flat screen monitor with some....any worse and I'd have kicked her ass :D

santa is bringing me a dvd recorder, so that I can transfer 7 years of Grands Prix from vhs to dvd and throw out hundreds of smelly vhs tapes. It will also give me a roundabout way to video inside my computer (I'have had a few terrible experiences with tv cards...fucking PCI virus they are :D )

Leanne's getting me a watch to replace the one she bought me last year that is now in a landfill somewhere near Manchester, following it's demise 3 bars into ceremony.

And what of you folks, Madam Bonz, Miss melly and Our jack?

Steve Campbell, naked- except for a ribbon and tag and a receipt!

Have no idea. Would like that new sony MP3 player, or a digital camera. Don't think i'll get either of these so will go out boxing day and buy them as presents to myself:)

Most of all, can't wait to spend time with my family, especially my brothers, 2 of them anyway. We'll be going for a few drinks tonight.

Little one has the pox today. Poor thing so more than anything, i hope my son still has a special Christmas. Love you my little soldier