A little bird flew into a room, on closer inspection it wasn't a bird, exactly, but a little owl, and the little owl said, shortly before it flew out of the window and into the distance -
"When are you going to get to hear the magic remasters, and if you do, how do you expect them to sound?"
The little owl fluttered.
"Do you want them to sound like the New Order cover versions? We can do that."
The owl continued...
"Imagine they all had a super expanded set of wings, complete with live recordings, from London to Leigh, what would that be like?"
"You speak of somebody, Chris Nagle is he called, who might be able to make it sound very nice?"
At that moment the little owl made to fly off, but he stopped just then, and added...
"Isn't this whole situation stupid? I want to hear the tape from the Mood Club".