I'm just wondering how you get to be a Viking? Does the initiation involve listening to everything The Other Two have ever done, whilst wearing a helmet and munching celery on one foot?
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Can I be in your club please?
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There's definitly gigs involved, also normally too much alcahol, and talking shite in person (as well as online).
But its, pretty much, if you want to be a Viking, who is gonna stop you?
Ness Order wrote: Celery is far too healthy, that should be obvious!
Nessy baby- you just made my day!
In that case, I declare myself a Viking-in-training!
Nice to meet you on Monday Ness! I saw you smuggle that drumstick away...
UnashamedTomcat wrote: In that case, I declare myself a Viking-in-training!
Nice to meet you on Monday Ness! I saw you smuggle that drumstick away...
Ooh hello, which one were you, identify yourself. Were you down at the front??
Yeah, I was the glassed friend of Matt- him of skinny body and silly little beard. My ribs took one hell of a battering, but it was completely worth it.
UnashamedTomcat wrote: In that case, I declare myself a Viking-in-training!
Nice to meet you on Monday Ness! I saw you smuggle that drumstick away...
Lol i remember seeing you at the Bournemouth concert aswell!
UnashamedTomcat wrote: Yeah, I was the glassed friend of Matt- him of skinny body and silly little beard. My ribs took one hell of a battering, but it was completely worth it.
Ah yes I remember!
Yep, I have hip and knee bruises, but all worth it 
Spotnick wrote: You can't become a viking... you must BE a viking... :D
so 1200 years old and Scandinavian then?
Speaking of which,the only downside of Blackpool was losing my "honorary-Viking" badge in the mosh-pit.AAARGH 
UnashamedTomcat wrote: I'm up near Tottington, on t'moors!
Sounds like a potential Viking strong hold
I'm liking being a new Viking 
Boatraceface wrote:
UnashamedTomcat wrote: I'm up near Tottington, on t'moors!
Sounds like a potential Viking strong hold
I'm liking being a new Viking
You blended in very well. You need to ditch the posh jacket though, it is sure to get soiled sooner and later at these type of events.
Ness Order wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
UnashamedTomcat wrote: I'm up near Tottington, on t'moors!
Sounds like a potential Viking strong hold
I'm liking being a new Viking
You blended in very well. You need to ditch the posh jacket though, it is sure to get soiled sooner and later at these type of events.
Thanks.You were all great fun!
That jacket was soiled... I've got posher undies than that tho.Thankfully, they were not!
Boatraceface wrote:
Ness Order wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
UnashamedTomcat wrote: I'm up near Tottington, on t'moors!
Sounds like a potential Viking strong hold
I'm liking being a new Viking
You blended in very well. You need to ditch the posh jacket though, it is sure to get soiled sooner and later at these type of events.
Thanks.You were all great fun! That jacket was soiled... I've got posher undies than that tho.Thankfully, they were not!
Glad to hear you can control yourself. 
I hope you are back on track with your regime - although you would have had to cut down on the beer after Monday!
DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: TOMCAT! Whereabouts in Bury do you live? I'm down in Whitefield.
hey !! he's a software tester mont.lets set up a drinking session in bury 
Ness Order wrote: Celery is far too healthy, that should be obvious!
Not if it's in a Bloody Mary :p
banshee wrote:
DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: TOMCAT! Whereabouts in Bury do you live? I'm down in Whitefield.
hey !! he's a software tester mont.lets set up a drinking session in bury
Sounds good to me! Last one to fall out the Peel is a... I can't think of a suitable insult.
DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: Speaking of which,the only downside of Blackpool was losing my "honorary-Viking" badge in the mosh-pit.AAARGH
monty - mail me your address & i can send you a replacement
El Jarvo wrote:
Spotnick wrote: You can't become a viking... you must BE a viking... :D
It's in the blood.
so...it's a VIRUS???
YIKES!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Spotnick wrote: You can't become a viking... you must BE a viking... :D
It's in the blood.
so...it's a VIRUS???
YIKES!
is there a blood test for it?
NOOLigan wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Spotnick wrote: You can't become a viking... you must BE a viking... :D
It's in the blood.
so...it's a VIRUS???
YIKES!
is there a blood test for it?
Yeah, it's pretty much like the blood test in the 1982 version of "The Thing." Just touch some exposed electrical wires to the sample and if that shit jumps out of the petri dish in self-defense and then, say, attacks your face, there's a good chance you're infected. And no, Vikingness is not an STD.
I thought i mite have been made an honorory/viking in training member with my shenanigans at hyde park (drunkenness/skuffed new trainies/lost, brand new mobile/mosh pit session/bad back req physio/st johns ambulance tent/lost hotel? etc,etc,
But alas it was not to be! :\ohwell:
P.s + i showed those souther softies how to sup proper booze! 
Gravy is not 'proper booze!'. 
UnashamedTomcat wrote:
banshee wrote:
DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: TOMCAT! Whereabouts in Bury do you live? I'm down in Whitefield.
hey !! he's a software tester mont.lets set up a drinking session in bury
Sounds good to me! Last one to fall out the Peel is a... I can't think of a suitable insult.
I'm up for that! 
hibster wrote:
DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: Speaking of which,the only downside of Blackpool was losing my "honorary-Viking" badge in the mosh-pit.AAARGH
monty - mail me your address & i can send you a replacement
Cheers mate.
Wow, two pages on the first thread I ever began here on NOOL... I feel rather oddly proud.
I'm officially declaring that there should be a gathering of Bury/Bolton/Blackburn/Lancashire/Manchester/Anyone-else-who-fancies-turning-up people! E-mail me if you're interested and I'll organise a date/time/place/ambulance!
UnashamedTomcat wrote: Wow, two pages on the first thread I ever began here on NOOL... I feel rather oddly proud.
I'm officially declaring that there should be a gathering of Bury/Bolton/Blackburn/Lancashire/Manchester/Anyone-else-who-fancies-turning-up people! E-mail me if you're interested and I'll organise a date/time/place/ambulance!
An unofficial northern nool day piss up....Count me in
UnashamedTomcat wrote: I'm officially declaring that there should be a gathering of Bury/Bolton/Blackburn/Lancashire/Manchester/Anyone-else-who-fancies-turning-up people! E-mail me if you're interested and I'll organise a date/time/place/ambulance!
I think you'll get quite a crowd for that (if they all turn up)!
Minx wrote:
UnashamedTomcat wrote: Wow, two pages on the first thread I ever began here on NOOL... I feel rather oddly proud.
I'm officially declaring that there should be a gathering of Bury/Bolton/Blackburn/Lancashire/Manchester/Anyone-else-who-fancies-turning-up people! E-mail me if you're interested and I'll organise a date/time/place/ambulance!
An unofficial northern nool day piss up....Count me in
I think I may actually put you top of the bill Minx...
"Northern NOOL Drinking Session! Starring...
Minx!
Supported by...
Erm, well, me. That's about it really. There'll be beer though!"
UnashamedTomcat wrote:
Minx wrote:
UnashamedTomcat wrote: Wow, two pages on the first thread I ever began here on NOOL... I feel rather oddly proud.
I'm officially declaring that there should be a gathering of Bury/Bolton/Blackburn/Lancashire/Manchester/Anyone-else-who-fancies-turning-up people! E-mail me if you're interested and I'll organise a date/time/place/ambulance!
An unofficial northern nool day piss up....Count me in
I think I may actually put you top of the bill Minx...
"Northern NOOL Drinking Session! Starring...
Minx!
Supported by...
Erm, well, me. That's about it really. There'll be beer though!"
And me! Coooooeeeeee!
I'm rent-a-crowd. You only need one of me and it will sound like your pub is packed
Missy Jem wrote:
UnashamedTomcat wrote:
Minx wrote:
UnashamedTomcat wrote: Wow, two pages on the first thread I ever began here on NOOL... I feel rather oddly proud.
I'm officially declaring that there should be a gathering of Bury/Bolton/Blackburn/Lancashire/Manchester/Anyone-else-who-fancies-turning-up people! E-mail me if you're interested and I'll organise a date/time/place/ambulance!
An unofficial northern nool day piss up....Count me in
I think I may actually put you top of the bill Minx...
"Northern NOOL Drinking Session! Starring...
Minx!
Supported by...
Erm, well, me. That's about it really. There'll be beer though!"
And me! Coooooeeeeee!
I'm rent-a-crowd. You only need one of me and it will sound like your pub is packed
HA HA!! Well count me in,though I'm in no state for roly-polys in The Robert Peel,I'm a bit cream crackered after Blue saturday dancing like a bastard!
Spotnick wrote: You can't become a viking... you must BE a viking... :D
You've got to have the HORN!
